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Aphorisms
(whut did you call me?)
Here is a collection of Aphorisms, "One-Liners" often called taglines we've collected over the years. Feel free to steal them, just as we did.
Aphorisms are generally defined as (n.) Comprehensive maxims or principles expressed in a few words; a sharply defined sentence relating to abstract truth rather than to practical matters. A short pithy instructive saying. A comprehensive maxim or principle expressed in a few words; a sharply defined sentence relating to abstract truth rather than to practical matters. A brief statement of and/or implication of a principle.
Synonyms: apophthegm, apothegm, adage, apothegm, gnomae, axiom, dictum, byword, maxim, moral, precept, proverb, rule, tagline, saw, saying, truism.
Webster's 1913 Dictionary says: (n.) [From French: aphorisme, From Greek: aphorismos: definition, a short, pithy sentence, from aphorizein: to mark off by boundaries, set aside, to define [(from apo: off or far away, and horizein: to separate, part) See: Horizon (Etymologically a line forming a boundry)]
Aphorisms are commonly understood to be both striking and memorable.
Gnomae are a form of aphorism, ordinarily considered to be only those aphorisms which deal with ethical and/or important philosophical issues. So of course different people would consider different Aphorisms to be Gnomae.
Gnomic was first applied to a group of Greek poet and/or philosophers who flourished in or about the 6th Century, bce; including Theognis, Solon, Phocylides, and Simonides of Anorgos and many others. Many of the Classical Greek, Hellenic, and/or Arcadian Philosopher Poets used aphorism to drive the point of the argument home in a manner they felt would have residual power in the mind of the listener. Heraclitus' work, On Nature, was a collection of gnomae written in an oracular manner. Going outside the Classical Grecian context we find Lao Tzu's: Tao Te Ching and Wittgenstein's: Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus as just two of numerous possibilities.
Gnomae came to mean any poetic or philosophic aphorism which dealt with questions of ethics.
Dictionaries of philosophy often eschew defining aphorism, but aphorisms have held an important place in the development of the fields of Philosophy, Ethics and Poetry.
The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce contains the following definition of a choosen word: APHORISM: Predigested wisdom.
The Mad Philosopher,' 1697
186,000 miles per second, not just a good idea, it's the Law!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
THOGHT; LOUGHED PHIRECKS: Will "Hooked on Phonics" teach this?
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
4Sale, Braille dictionary like new, must see to appreciate
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
668: Satan's next-door neighbor...possibly two doors down, also could be 670 or 662
78% of all statistics are completely fabricated
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A Little Knowledge Can Go a Long Way
A Lot of Officials Are Crackpots
A Man can't know what it's like to be a Mother
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is worthless.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A right delayed is a right denied.
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A Solid Home Base Builds a Sense of Self
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure,
it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. Friedrich Nietzsche
A*C, who said A*C?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
Abandon hope, all ye who ENTER here!
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
Above all things, reverence yourself
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All sysops are not user friendly!
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespeare
All the World loves a Dirty Word
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
All's well that ends.
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Always a tag line!
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that!
An Elite Is Inevitable
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke
Awful Punishment Awaits Really Bad People
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore.....
Before backing up ... make a backup
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and will have their shoes."
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
Being old sucks!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
Being young is...I don't remember anymore!
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Beneath that rough exterior, beats a Harlot of Gold!
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
Beware the Jubjub bird
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Bigamist = Italian fog
Bigomy: one wife to many. Monogamy: same idea.
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Black holes are outa sight!
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero
Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline!
Black holes suck.
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
Boy, Deluxeý sure is QWK.
Boy, that's bad!!
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, but maybe not.
BTW: Between The Words
Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!
Burma Shave.
But I DID read the manual...
But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before...
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
California has its faults.
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
Caution: PET XING
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Certified to serve!
CGA is the pallete from hell
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Chemists have nice reactions.
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Class Structure is as Artificial as Plastic
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all...
Common Sense Isn't So Common
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complaints? Write them here legibly [ ]
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
Concrete workers do it with steel reinforcement.
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Conference Host, Running & Being
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
Confucious say too damn much!
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Confussion will be my epitaph
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds . . . Emerson
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Core error -- bus dumped.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
CRUISING: 56kbps modem and 0.5 kbps fingers!
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI
Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later!
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
cut and paste I've got to learn how to
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Diogenes is still searching.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do it with style
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not read beyond this line.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.
Do not remove under penalty of law.
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do you C my point?
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend...
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Does anybody actually read Taglines
Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
Does killing time harm eternity?
Does that help at all?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
DON'T READ THIS!!!
Don't Run People's Lives for Them
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
DON'T throw away your 2› words. I collect them!
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Don't you hate boring taglines?
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)
Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
Drive Offensively!
Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Editing is a rewording activity.
Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Elevator men do it on all floors
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
Enjoy Yourself Because You Can't Change Anything Anyway
Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!
Epoch: the sound made by a hen
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
ERROR: CPU not found
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
Eschew Obfuscation . . .
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster
Evangelists do more than lay people
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Even this shall pass away...
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every Achievement Requires a Sacrifice
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Every sperm is Sacred!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
Everything is just a thing
Everything is just chemistry!
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everything that's Interesting Is New
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Everywhere is an LD call from here.
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11
Explosive when wet
Expressing Anger Is Necessary
EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay!
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge,
of things without parallel. Ambrose Bierce in The Devil's Dictionary
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range?
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Florence of Arabia -- feminist camelmanship
Follow that car, Godzilla, and step on it.
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For Sale: Dehydrated HýO - $14 per quart
From the land of graft and corruption!
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns...
Gary Trudeau for President!
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Tagline
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity
Geologist -- Fault finder
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get your kicks...
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Give me a lever long enough, and a prop strong enough, and I can singlehandedly move the world. Archimedes
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd.
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go For It!
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Go softly....it's dark out there
God is real, unless declared integer
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world?
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
Good Deeds Eventually Are Rewarded
GOSUB: coffee;work;RETURN:
Gotta have my Corn Pops...
Government Is a Burden on the People
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Grass Roots Agitation Is the Only Hope
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
GUI: Grab the User In-the-face
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.
H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
Have a nice day.
Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you hugged a porcupine today?
Have you hugged a programmer today?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you uploaded clip art today?
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no pizza
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Help stamp out, eradicate and abolish redundancy!
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help the economy...buy something here !!
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
HELP! My hard drive crashed and I can't boot up
Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
hELPME!iCAN'TFINDMYsPACEbARANDcAPSlOCKkEYS
helpmeican'tseemtofindmyspacebarorshiftkey
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here today, dawn tommorow.
Here, there........and everywhere......
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Here's Looking At You, Kid
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
He's dead Jim.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity,
the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently
poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty
-- I call it the one mortal blemish of mankind. Friedrich Nietzsche
I came, I saw, I confused.
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't help it if I'm lucky...
I despise WINDOWS!
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I don't have a life, I have a BBS...
I don't know, and I don't care, that's why they put me in charge!
I don't know how I got here....
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by living forever. Woody Allen
I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
I forget
I found the tests quite elementary.
I gave it up until Lent
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
I HATE it when that happens!
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingersÿ
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere!
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. þ Picard
I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?
I just gotta write some new taglines...
I just hate it when it does that !!
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my...
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I never liked you, and I always will
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I practice moderation to excess.
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I program, therefore I exist.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I remember me... I think.
I run a clean place. þ Guinan
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one <sigh>
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
If I can, can you?
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
If I had it All to do over, I'd do it all Over Again! Saint Mae.
If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here???
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it works tinker till it doesn't
If it works, break it!
If it works, don't fix it!
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast...
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
If you want it done right do it yourself!
If you want it done right, let do it.
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
I'll be back.
I'll be back... maybe!
I'll deal with today tommorrow.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll make you famous....
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
illegitimati non carborendum
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Illiterate? Write for information!
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm a figment of your imagination
I'm a good Woman for a bad Man! Saint Mae.
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm all tagged out!
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down!Weeble
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
Improve your memory, forget about work
Improved - didn't work the second time.
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In any case = In any box ???
In Borland you are never bored!
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. Friedrich Nietzsche
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. Friedrich Nietzsche
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
In the Spring, the fancy young man, lightly turns his lover over!
Inagodadivida, baby!
Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Ingen har nytte av et lik
Innuendo = Italian suppository
Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Insert brain, then type
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
"It's always darkest just before the dawn (so if you're going to steal
your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it)"
It's easy to be there for someone when they're up, real friends are there when you're down.
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
It's not pretty being easy
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's STILL just a DUMB machine !
Itsverydifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharac
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!"
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee infamous!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle!
Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...Moses shoots! he SCORES!
Jesus Saves. The Pope makes tape backups.
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
Jheeesh!!!
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!
Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep.
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Just because.
Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy
Just gimma a slice of...
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Just take those old records off the shelf...
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Just try it shorty. þ Tasha
Just trying to keep up...
Just waiting for a new version......
Just what does that mean?
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Justice is incidental to law and order.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue.
Kick butt now, take names later?
Kill the lawyers first.
KINGDOM.ZIP!! More than a game, it's an adventure!
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!
Klingons have Ridges.
Know what I mean...Vern?
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Let's spend the night together!
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Life before the real world -- work.
Life begins at contraception
Life is a lot like parachuting in that it's important to do it right the first time
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
Life is like a simily
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
Life is short, and the art is long. Hippocrates
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
List(en)ing by phone...
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
LISTEN to your children
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !!
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Macho does not prove mucho.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make them eat wake
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Many are educated...few are learned...
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many pages make a thick book.
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
Morning: cause for alarm
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most political jokes get elected
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes,
and oh, my friends- It gives a lovely light! Edna Saint Vincent Millay
My karma just ran over your dogma.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My God! It's full of stars!
My Hovercraft is full of eels.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mouse only has one ball....
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My other brain's a schizofrenic
My other car is an Edsel.
My other computer is a +4...
My other computer is a Cray
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My other tag line is a killer!
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My reality check just bounced.
My stereo's «-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My wife left me - There IS a God!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
Nato, Ergo Sum
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Nepotism is relational.
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
No, I never read the documentation
No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
Nobody notices when things go right.
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity...
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Not now, I have a headache!
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Not tonight honey... I have a modem
Note: (((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
Nothing above, nothing below, nothing to right or left, not one square inch on which to stand!
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
NOW I've put my ear in it!
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Now where did I park my hard drive??
Now where did I put that nitwit filter?
Now, THIS is a tagline
Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?
NOW, you can press the other key to continue...
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark
Nuke the baby fur whales.
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic!
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone...
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
Old soldiers never die...young ones do.
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On leave from CNN...
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
One man gathers what another man spills...
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One more time...Trying Megamail
One never knows, do one?
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only stop for walls - Speedo
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
Operator...give me the no for 911, quick!
Optical mice have no balls!
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
Our viewers need proof!
Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
Pagans do it in the Woad
Paramedics are patient people.
Paranoids are never alone.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Patience -- Wait control
Patience is a virgin.
Patience NOW!
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
Pave the bay.
PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
Plato was a bore. Friedrich Nietzsche
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.E.M. Out Of Time
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
Ramble on.....
Random order is an oxymoron.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
RBBS?
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Read my lips... No more cows, man.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real love stories never have endings.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning
Rebel without a clue
Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regards, Doug
Relay THIS, fella!
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
Save the whales. Trade them at church!
Save the whales; collect the whole set!
Save trees - do everything online
Say goodnight, Dick.
Schizophrenia beats being alone
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scott me up Beamie!
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
see here now ...
See other side.
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon
Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!!
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
Set a course for the second star on the right
Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss it, de meaner you get.
Shakka, when the walls fell
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Since you put it that way...
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. Yiddish Proverb
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So many messages, so little time
So many pedestrians, so little time...
So many taglines, so little time.
So that's all there is!
So what if I am a modem junky?
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
So, I hear you're into molinology...
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software is never having to say you're done
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Some assembly required.
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some taglines SHOULD be turned ofõïíì÷ó
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes Your Unconscious Is Truer than Your Conscious Mind
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US.
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels...
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock... you're such a putz.
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Strike any user when ready...
Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your local AAAAA!
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Tact is for weenies.
Tag - Your it! How childish...
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Tag..... You're it!
Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)
Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline, You're it!
Tagline?
Taglines are for idiots.
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Taglines wanted!
Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Take my advice...I'm not using it
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x...
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. Friedrich Nietzsche
TANSTAAFL (There ain't no such thing as a free lunch!) Robert A Heinlein
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Tell it to the Judge
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
That's not a bug, that's a feature
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature!
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The agony of delete...
The Answer is 42
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
The greatest incomprehensibility of the Cosmos is its comprehensibility. Einstein
The Majority is not Silent, the Government is just Deaf
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. Niels Bohr
They got the Library of Alexandria, they're not getting mine!
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Timba, his arms wide!
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.
To err is human. To moo is bovine.
To err is to screw up....
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
To increase speed add lightness
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
To live-is to risk dying.
To process or not to process that is the question!
To respond to this message, press "R"....
To Serve Man
Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some?
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Try Clarion for REAL database development!!
Try it, you'll like it. Trust me.
Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives
Tuba or not tuba?
Tug tunic - the Patrick Stewart Maneuver
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unspeakable error in module JH at address $
Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your enviroment.
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
Use Windex On Your Windows
Use your own judgement - - then do as I say...
Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
VD is nothing to clap about!
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry...
Vios con dios!
Virginity can be cured.
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here Before
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING: Programmer X-ing
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Watch out! Your PKZIP is open!
Watch your back - hot files coming through!
Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction
Watson, the game's afoot!
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses.
Well, your raster disolved your bitmap.....
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
What are the instructions doing in the trash??
What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY!
What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What do you expect? This is California!
What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche
What does this button do?...
What fools these morals be!
What good grammar you got! What school done you went at?
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what?
What GUI? I don't see anyone!
What happened to my CUBBIES?
What happens when fish trip?
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
What part of NO didn't you understand?
What the heck happened here??!!
What we DON'T need is more laws!
What? Me Worry?
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's in a Name?
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Whats the world coming to? A dead end...
When all else fails, read the manual.
When I'm good, I'm very very Good, but when I'm bad, I'm Wonderful! Saint Mae.
When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles, yell and shout
When in doubt fire photons!
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, worry.
When in doubt...RTFM!
When in Rome . . . romance!
When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you. Friedrich Nietzsche
Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Where ever Yugo, I go.
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where's the "ANY KEY"?
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why do you read taglines?
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Why don't chickens have lips?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?
Why ME?
Why not YOU?
Why read it when you can print it?
Why then do the Wicked Prosper?
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans.
William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home."
Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better <g>
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOURS!"
Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge. Friedrich Nietzsche
Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-!
With a calendar your days are numbered!
With free advice, you get what you paid for
Without waves there would be no change
Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing.
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
Women do come with instructions, ask them!
Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them!
Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense
Workshops are the bane of civilization.
World's greatest Gif collector.
Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it.
Would George be president if his name was Harry?
Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990.
Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise!
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
WP for WIN will be a Winner!
Write all complaints legibly -> []
XEROX never comes up with something original
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yer such a wild thang!
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
You ain't seen nuttin' yet!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
You can't believe everything your hear.
You can't get there from here.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...
You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline......
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
YOU look like an elephant!
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
You might as well - I stole yours.
You need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You said a mouseful!
You threw out my WHAT?
Your karma just ran over my dogma
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. Bertolt Brecht
Your ZIP file is open!
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