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Oxymora
(whut did you call me?)
Oxymora exist on a sliding scale of objectivity and subjectivity. Opinions will vary, but some Oxymora are acceptable by almost everybody as being Oxymora, whereas others are extremely subjective and vary from one world-view clump to another.
Absolute Possibility
Accident Plan
Accidentally on Purpose
Acute Dullness
Almost Impossible
Altogether Separate
Anarchist Community
Apathetic Interest
Artificial Reality
Bad Sex
Benign Neglect
Cheerful Cynic
Christian Tolerance
Coined Cliché
Common Eccentricity
Compassionate Usury
Conspicuous Absence
Decaffeinated Coffee.
Delicious Pain
Direct Subterfuge
Discreet Rumor
Dissonant Harmony
Doctoral Ignorance
Domestic Wine
Drive-thru Window
Elevated Subway
Eloquent Silence
English Cuisine
Enormous Microorganism
Entrenched Science
Entrenched Turmoil
Evil Purity
Expected Surprise
Extraordinarily Normal
Familiar Stranger
Fast-food Nutrition
Ferengi Dentist
Gunboat Diplomacy
Illusionary Realism
Important Trivia
Inarticulate Speaker
Insincere Vow
Instant Classic
Ironclad Guarantee
Justifiably Paranoid
Knee-high Panty-hose
Known Secret
Known Stranger
Lascivious Chastity
Lead Balloon
Least Favorite
Limited Immunity
Literal Interpretation
Living Fossil
Loud Silence
Loyal Opposition
Mandatory Volunteerism
Melancholy Merriment
Mental Masturbation
Militant Pacifist
Military Intelligence
More Equal
Needless Requirement
Negative Gain
Negative Growth
Negative Momentum
New Antique
New Tradition
Organized Chaos
Peace Warrior
Peripherally Integral
Permanent Phase
Practical Luxury
Precise Estimate
Premeditated Spontaneity
Professional Amateur
Protestant Architecture
Pure Evil
Qualified Success
Quality Assurance
Quality Service
Questionable Answer
Quick Fix
Quiet Scream
Required Donation
Revolutionary Status-quo
Safe Sex.
Scheduled Spontaneity
Scientific Creationism
Scripted Spontaneity
Second Initial
Seriously Funny
Shared Monopoly
Sincere Deception
Sincere Flattery
Small Fortune
Somewhat Awesome
Sordid Virtue
Spectator Sport
Splendid Misery
Spoken Thought
Spontaneous Demonstration
Staged Accident
Strenuous Idleness
Studied Indifference
Subtle Fireworks
Subversive Compliance
Tattered Elegance
Tech Support
Tentative Conclusion
Thinking Out-loud
Thundering Silence
Traditional Revolution
True Dos Multi-tasking.
True Lies
Unknown Cronies
Unpleasant Pleasure
Unspoken Suggestion
Unsung Hero
Virtual Reality
Virtuous Vice
Visual Language
Waking Dream
Whole Hemisphere
Wicked Good
Wordless Book
Work Party