[answering the door to any proselytizer, it has been found particularly effective to say:] "Actually, I'm not in the market for a new religion, and even if I was, I wouldn't be considering those that are sold door to door."
[from the Rocky Horror Picture Show:] "Waiter, waiter!!! There's a Transvestite in my soup!" reply "Shut Up! everyone will want one!"
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