Taglines will be considered separately as a category, since the wisdom thing is not so required. Actually that's probably the chief difference, between what are normally considered as Apopthegms and/or Aphorisms and what are categorized as Taglines. Apopthegms and Aphorisms attempt to convey something meaningful about the Consensus Reality in a few well chosen words. And taglines, though some of them are quite well crafted, tend more to a humourous effect, often of the pratfall type. All of the categories though useful in locating specific Taglines and Quotables, do slip and slide back and forth, one into the other, as is the wont of categories in general.
These taglines, really a small selection (compared to some other collections available online), range from the obligatory sublime to the abjectly ridiculous. Most collections of taglines contain much that is somewhat dated at this point, since they reflect a very insider view of a period prior to the current "anything is possible" state of the world wide web, when "bulletin boards" were more the venue, and taglines, like signatures, were used to . . . sort of informally identify users, or to give some idea about their personalities. In this collection we have italicised Book Titles and the Titles of other specific works, as well as known foreign language quotes. Many of the quotes that are in foreign languages, seem to be in a language we are not familiar with, and have not been able to accurately identify, but which seem to be some sort of Serbian or perhaps other Slavic language, but we haven't figured out precisely which. This may have had some special significance to the early programmers, and/or been utilized some way in early coding systems. Many of the jokes are internal self-referential humour, with the meaning, and/or meanings probably only apparent to people who worked in one of those programming environments in the early days of the build up to the World Wide Web. Some of the symbols that were available in an ASCII - ANSI world are utilized in odd ways to today's eyes, though doubtless they made sense to people who wrote in those early coding languages. Hopefully some knowledgible person will assist at some point by posting a decoding of the more opaque bits (pun intended).
It's important to remember that these taglines were often limited to 50 or in some cases 57 characters by the then current technological limitations, since much of the humour plays on that concept, alien to today's "World Wide InterWeb", which with the triumph of Unicode, broadband, and interactive possibilities, has few limits of any sort, at least within the context of a virtual world. It is odd that so many of the old taglines contain accented and special characters, and random symbols, they may have been originally produced by forcing font faces, and hoping the end user had those fonts on their computer. Many jokes and double-entendres, center around celebrities popular in the 1960s - 1980s, information about which, may require research for most people, at this point.
And now we turn to the Erisian component, [All Hail! The Chick What Done It All!], we have separated it out also into an Erisian file. We're not saying that all the folk involved in the paradigm shift that has given us the modern world, were of some sort of Erisian persuasion [primarily due to that oath that they made us all take], but the fact that there was a heavy sprinkling of those of such ilk, would be hard to hide from any casual observer.
There are separate listings of Quotables (some of which have been used as taglines, primarily the shorter ones) sourced from Song Lyrics, Poets, Philosophers and other Intellectuals, Science Fiction professionals, Writers outside the Science Fiction field, Quantum Physics and MetaPhysics, General Physics, Occult and MetaPhysical, PataPhysics, Theatre, Film, Television, The United States Founders, other Statespersons and Politicians, Fascinating Exiting-This-Plane Comments, Comedians, various other type Celebrities [15 minute variety and all], and unsorted Quotables.
We have also separated out the Taglines which use the context and/or characters from various cartoons, graphic novels, and/or comix; including both those developed out of and for the emerging Information Technology field, and more traditional ones repurposed toward it.
What would have been a heavy sprinkling of Quotables and other stuff drawn from the various Star Treks, (attributed and not) has been separated into it's own file. All the critique of Microsoft's products and attitudes, also into it's own file.
Wise and philosophic IT Quotables with reference to the field of Information Technology, generally longer than regular taglines anyway, have also been made into a separate file. We've skipped the omnipresent Blonde jokes, more because they were so incredibly stupid and dated, than out of any sense of "political correctness". We have also left out all those Taglines that seem to reference the various Abramic religion traditions [including but not limited to: Yahwist Hebraic, Pauline xtian, and Muslem], since we simply, "don't have a dog in that fight", and we'll leave it to those who are interested in it, whoever they might be.
007 ERROR #216: Tagline out of paper.
"007 on an inland populated exclusively by women?! You won't see him."
0405 Do you know any people? 0406 . . . more than one? 0407 . . . more than two? ― from THE HACKER TEST
1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1.
1/1=3.1415926535897932384 . . . ooops, izvin'te zaboravih, ovo je Pentium
1 billion microphones = 1 megaphone
1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind.
1 Jabber . . . The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine . . .
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
"1-Adam-12. Important scientific documents stolen from Motel 6."
10,000+ SW/PD/Adult Graphic Files.
10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients who have sex.
10 rations = 1 decoration
10. Bas nas briga. Moze nam se. Mi smo INTEL!
10 ― See fireworks with Lisa. 11 ― More fireworks with Lisa." ― Oracle
100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus
100 LJUDI 100 CUDI, 100 ZENA 200 SISA
"100 Years Of Tradition, Unimpeded By Progress." ―
100% of people who breathe die.
10,000+ SW/PD/Adult Graphic Files.
100,000 Lemmings can be wrong.
100,000 Lemmings can't be wrong.
100MB RAM, two 510GB hard drives and DOS 8.0 - Where will we go next.
"1010105 ― That's the Gold Channel frequency for Earth Force 1!"
"1040 good buddy." ― IRS Auditor
105: 69 hex = 105 decimal, and 69 decimal = 105 octal. Also, 105 is 1769 in base 42. ― from the Jargon file
11" ― there's my two bits' worth.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
113 grams, 10 milliliters He's lead, Jim.
11th commandment, thou shall not pirate software!
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to taglines (Y/N)?
139 (crucifixions) altogether. Special holiday. Passover.
16-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for two bucks
17: Long described at MIT as 'the least random number'
186,000 miles per second, not just a good idea, it's the Law!
186,000 miles per second eh?, . . . so what's the speed of dark?
19 out of 20 men who have tried Camels, prefer women.
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
1991, 2002, 2112, etc. - Years of the Palindrome
1stReader is so good it's taxable!
"2 bdrm furn w 5 appl", said Tom aptly.
2 monograms = 1 diagram
"2! 4! 6! 8! It's time to calculate! 2 24 720 40,320"
2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
24 hours in a day . . . 24 beers in a case . . . coincidence?
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm . . .
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
2400 baud makes you want to get out and push!!!
2400 makes you want to get out and push.
29A . . . The hexadecimal of the Beast
2m i 28 cm ? Pa sta je ovo? Duzina tata!
"2U2" Say it out loud and you get "to you, too"
"3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!"
"3:28 A.M. an' I'm fitshaced ag'in . . ."
3 and a half billion woman and all you came up with is 0 ??!?!?!?
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
3 most deadly words, "Go ahead . . . shoot
3 PC's and a swivel Chair-True Multitasking!
3 things occur when you age: 1) memory goes 2) what?
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
3+1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
3-2-1 Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble you call.
. . . 30 Mhz and 16 Meg of RAMÄ" "Dexter, you're boring us again, Sweetie."
30 seconds, hurry!" Quark
300,000 kps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts. One likes women, but she's weird.
4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts; one prefers women . . . but she's strange.
4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
4 SALE CHEAP! 4 KIDS, ALL OR NOTHING
"40 lashes??? If you use your tongue, you got yourself a deal!"
"40% of all accidents are almost half of all accidents"
"40% of all accidents are caused by . . . WOMEN'S HEINDERS!!"
"400. Do I hear $500?" asked the auctioneer morbidly.
42: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
"42?! 7.5 million years a- oh, you were running Windows."
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43% of all statistics are totally worthless!!!
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
"486 dx2/66: Smell something burning?"
4DOS, without it your PC is broken!
4Sale, Braille dictionary like new, must see to appreciate
5 fish? I'll be rich!
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
5 tons of Flax!
5¼" floppy is not better than 3½" hard.
5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy.
50 states, and I had to pick this one . . .
50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover", by Lorena Bobbitt
"50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
50% of men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
500 people, 1 gunshot and _everyone_ says they did it? Put suicide . . .
"5000 Miles in the Saddle" by Major Assburn
"5000 years." MacLeod "Give or take." Methos
"509!" "509!" "Power ball number!"
"55 & time served. Let's take a break, folks!" H. Stone
586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS
5¼" floppy is not better than 3½" hard.
5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy.
6 * 9 = 42. In base 13.
6.9 < ― A good thing ruined by a period.
62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions.
640k = 4480k in dog bytes.
65 CENTS FOR A CANDY BAR?!? WHAT ARE YOU??? NUTS???
665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast.
667: Satan's neighbor . . . could be across the steet
668: Satan's next-door neighbor . . . possibly two doors down, also could be 670 or 662
668: The Neighbor of the Beast.
68 < ― - You do me and I will owe you one.
"69, Dude!" ― Bill & Ted
69: From the sexual act, part les deux.
"69" je staromodan. "47", "30" i "88" daju vise!
7/5ths of all people do not understand fractions.
7 dana poslije: ja skidam ovaj kondom, pa makar zatrudnjela!
77" better than "69", you get ATE more
78% of all statistics are completely fabricated
8//=/\-, ―
"8-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for four quarters"
84% of statistics are made up. The other 43% are wrong.
90% of all statistics are made up
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
90% of PC problems are between the keyboard & the chair.
911 - if you are calling to report a murder, press 1 . . .
911, If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If your reporting . . . .
911, please hold . . .
"911" ― government-sponsored 'dial-a-prayer.'
96.37% percent of all statistics are made up.
97.6% of all statistics are made up.
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!
98% of all statistics are useless ú
A "PROGRAM" is used to create error messages!
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
"A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
"A 2x4, Sir?"
A 3½" hard is better than a 5¼" floppy.
A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City . . . Film at 11.
A 45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
"A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda . . . ."
A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me," Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee . . . . . ." ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A bad day at home is better than a good day at work
A bad day BBSing is better than any good day working.
A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work!
A bad day Modeming is better than any good day working.
A bad day on the bike always beats a good day in the office!
A bad excuse is better than no excuse.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou.
A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a-oh, never mind
A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!?"
"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!? Hope your will's updated."
"A battle of wits?!?" inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir Knight?"
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds . . .
A bear in his natural habitat . . . a Studabaker.
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters" ― by Herb Avore.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
"A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!"
A big enough hammer fixes anything
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
A bird in hand is messy.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
A bit pretentious don't you think?
A Black Hole is Infinity Divided by Zero!
A blimp with an airbag is redundant.
A Blue Fish Tuesday!
A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products!" © DA 1993
"A bomb!" Tom exploded.
"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, and a little chasing of the ass"
A book is the only immortality.
A buck to a doe: "Let's have a little faun."
A bucket for monsieur. . . And, a hose.
A budget is a way of reminding yourself that you can't afford the kind of living you've become used to.
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
A Chinese Proverb: Yuck Fou!
A cigar may be just a cigar.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
A clear conscience is usually the result of a bad memory.
A closed mind is as useful as a blind eye.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A collision is a near miss.
A Command Gone Bad The bad command or file name story.
"A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do." <Holly>
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A conclusion occurs when you get tired of thinking.
A congressman and a congresswoman go to lunch. Who pays?
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A conservative is Society's version of a computer virus.
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.
A conservative is a person who lives in a past that never existed.
A conservative is a worshiper of dead radicals.
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A conservative's generosity is limited to self.
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the coffin.
A day without dragons is MUCH SAFER!!!
A day without sunshine is like night.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
A deluge of words and drop of sense.
"A Demolished" is only found on an 'Ovation Guitar' <-oxymoron>
"A dentist!" "You've been watching too many Xmas specials."
"A diamond is forever, but real estate appreciates faster"
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
A Dirty Mind is a Joy Forever
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A dog with money is referred to as Mr. Dog</p>
A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's.
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first
A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're asleep
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere
A duck? Now that's senseless!
A European swallow, or an African swallow?
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A father is usually a banker provided by nature.
"A fault!" Martina cried reservedly.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A female SysOp is a SysOpette!
A female SysOp is a SysOpette! or a SysOptrix?
A few Beta's short of a full release!
A FISH STORY" by Czar Dean
A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!
A flop is a place to sleep." Keeler
A fool and his freedom are soon parted
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A fool and his money are SysOp material
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A fool and his money soon become a SysOp!
A fool and his money, will soon become a SysOp
A friend in need, . . . is a pest indeed.
A fugitive then eh? . . . You'll be hunted down, like . . . well . . . a dog!
A full tilt battle between pure evil and Santy Claus
A game of wits. You hate him, you respect him, & you kill him.
A GameBoy is a tricorder. ― Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #2
A generation which ignores history has no past ― and no future.
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
A gift or flowers is not a good substitute for you being there.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A good dog barks when told.
A good lawyer can get sodomy reduced to following too close.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe
A good programmer makes all the right mistakes.
A good pun is its own reword.
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
A good scare is better than good advice.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
A good workman is known by his tools.
A government in "action" is interesting only if it's not your own.
A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
A hacker doesn't die, his TTL expires.
A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.
A horse is a horse, of corpse, of corpse," Mr. Ed sang stiffly.
"A Hospital? What is . . . is doctor?" "A big white building . . ."
A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it.
A hundred thousand lemmings can all be wrong . . .
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong . . .
A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!
A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke
"A is for apple." ― said Hester Pyrnne
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A journalist is a professional whose business it is to explain to others what
A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.
A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
"A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear." ― Tagspeare
A knowledgeable fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program
A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.
A life without God is like a fish without a bicycle.
A life? Which BBS can I download that from?
A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A little neglect may breed great mischief.
A little song, a little dance, @FN@'s head on a lance.
A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness.
A little truth helps the lie go down.
"A little young for you, isn't he?" "He's 27. I'm 28." "328, maybe."
A Little Knowledge Can Go a Long Way
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A Lot of Officials Are Crackpots
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
"A man with nine legs.." "He ran away!"
A man without a gun will soon not be free.
A Man can't know what it's like to be a Mother
A man's house is his hassle.
A metaphor is like a simile
A metaphysical dichotomy has occurred: unloading module WINDOWS
A mind is a terrible thing to . . . I forget . . .
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his board.
A moose once bit my sister . . .
A mother is not a dust rag.
A negative man with no face. She would see and then go mad.
A new "Health Bill"? Did we have an old one?
A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation.
A "No Frills" Airline . . . Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.
A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
A penny for your thoughts . . . $20 to act it out.
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is an error of the tax man!
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is worthless.
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
A person never truly dies, as long as they are remembered.
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
"A personal receiver?" Kirk
A pessimist complains about noise when opportunity
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
A pest: A friend in need.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were.
"A piston engine? What did ya buy that for?" "It was on sale."
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A priest gets defrocked; does a SysOp get UNZIPped?
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
A problem can be found for almost every solution.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
A program is used to turn data into error messages.
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A prune is a plum with experience . . .
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
A ravijojle? <>-> <N>
A ravijojle? >-> <N>
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
A right delayed is a right denied.
A Rock . . . That Size . . . in YOUR head?
A rolling disk gathers no DOS. Huh?!
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A rose by any other name still has thorns.
A rough ascii date would be helpful too.
A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon.
A Samaritan? This is supposed to be the Jewish section!
A satisfied virgin is a virgin no longer.
A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and over!
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A Solid Home Base Builds a Sense of Self
A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!
A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair", said Tom, visibly
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down . . .
A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
A steak every day keeps the cows dead.
A Stealth bomber! Will Dizzy eat it?
A stitch in time saves embarassing exposure . . .
A stitch in time saves nine." (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty.
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying: slow down.
A SysOp and his money are soon . . . HEY where's my wallet!
A SysOp and his money are soon parted.
A SysOp's favorite educational show - "Connections"
A SysOp's husband is a lonely one . . .
A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A SysOp's wife is a lonely one . . .
A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos . . .
A tagline has got to know its limitations": Dirty Harry
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A Trip to the Outhouse - by Willie Makeit
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
A turkey roast is a foul ball . . .
A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.
A USRHST- the world's most powerful modem . . . feeling lucky- punk?
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A warm beer is better than no beer at all ®
"A warriors drink?" Well that certainly explains a lot.
A week is a long time in politics and three weeks is twice as long.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean!
A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off.
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A wife is proof that a husband can take a joke.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A wise man once said . . . I don't know.
A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.
A wise princess once said: Sometimes a frog is just a frog.
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A word of advice . . . don't give it.
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
 ¹î äx€u é îr
(A)bhor, (R)etch, (F)lail, (I)gnite *
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a stick and kill it.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et out the .45?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor?
A*C, who said A*C?
AaaaAAaaaauuuuuuuuGGhghhhhh <gurgle>.
Aaaaaah . . . yooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish!
Aaaaaas yooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish . . . . . .
"AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!" . . . Tension breaker, had to be done.
"AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying Elvises are BACK!!!!!!!"
Aaannnnddd..always look on the bright side of life..
Aaaoooggghhh . . . . . . aaoogghhh . . . . . . DIVE! DIVE!
"Aaarrrggghhh!" = Klingon for, "Go ahead. Make my day."
AaawoOOoggggaaaa! . . . aaawoOOoggggaaaa! . . . DIVE! DIVE!!!
"Aah! I'm a geek!" "Eeek, I am too!"
"AARRGGHH! I've just been stabbed!" said Tom, half-heartedly.
Abandon all hope, ye who press ÄÄ here
Abandon all hope, ye who press [ ] here
Abandon all hope ye who read this . . .
Abandon hope, all ye who ENTER here!
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandoning the search for Truth; willing to settle for a reasonable Fantasy.
Abated breath? Don't be expectin' no mouth-to-mouth from me. ;)
Able and Unwilling . . . , um . . . no . . . wait . . . .
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound . . .
ABLE: Okay: the ship I was on, well, it, er, kind of crashed a bit
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
"About the possum" said the 'gator, "I ate 'er."
Above all things, reverence yourself
"ABSCISSA!!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence
Absinthe Lite: a third fewer pathogens than regular absinthe.
Absinthe makes the head pound harder
Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!
Absolutely nothing can go worng.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
Abstraction is Memory's Most Ardent Enemy.
Abusing Dane Beko. What a delightful idea.
Accidents cause people.
Accidents cause people." Neece's personal tagline.
According to the most recent surveys, five people out of ten are half.
Acetone = What you do in exercise class . . .
Ach, der elektromagnetische katzenklappe ist kaput!
Achamoth ― Mother Goddess, birthgiver to the Creator.
ACK and you shall receive
Acme Tagline Co.
ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit!!!
Acrophobia Explained" ― by Alfredo Heights
Act now and you too can be a meanie!
ActaeOn - The Hard Disk Manager, Fantastic!
Actin' funny, but I don't know why . . . 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Acting's easy when you can read your lines!
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are.
Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
Actions speak louder than words " ― but not so often.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Add a feature . . . Add a bug . . .
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex
Adioactive halibut makes great fission chips!
Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the SysOp.
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Adventure is the champagne of life.
Adventure. Excitement. A SysOp craves not these things.
Adversity makes people wise but not rich.
Advice: 5¢ - Worth every penny!
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
áeta testers are CRAZY! ************
áETA Busters - On The Bleeding Edge of Technology!
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
Afraid of banks? Why not give it to me for safekeeping!
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?
After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn
After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?
After the first couple of minutes, it's all just friction anyway!
After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain!
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
"Ah F !" "Dr. Scott!" "@F!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
Ah F @biteme.com" ― @N's Internet Address
Ah F N@, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
Ah F N@! There's some lovely filth down here!
"Ah F N@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@FN@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"Ah F N@," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
Ah foun' my thrill . . . on Anita's hill
Ah, its all over; the FAT LADY has sung!
Ah, kad ga nema u blizini nisu mi sve ovce na broju.
Ah LN @LN@!" ― Hanover Fist
Ah N @N@" ― Coming soon to a Holodeck near you!
Ah N @N@" soon to be the basis for an X-Files episode!
"Ah, Officer? You REALLY don't want to look in the trunk."
Ah R !" said @N, as he tried to install Windows'95
Ah R ," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
Ah R ," said @N, as he waited for Windows '95
Ah S !" said @N as he cut his initials in the snow
Ah S !" said @N, as he missed Sailor Moon again
Ah S !" said @N as Piglet took his modem away from him
Ah S ," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
Ah S ," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
Ah S ," said @N, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
Ah S ," said @N, as he found out his tribble was pregnant
Ah S ," said @N as he infected the Indians blankets
Ah S ," said @N as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot
Ah S ," said @N as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
Ah S ," said @N as he saw his friends dressed in black robes
Ah S ," said @N, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS
Ah S " said @N as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
Ah S ," said @N, as he was locked out of the BBS
Ah S ," said @N as his friends left him alone to die
Ah S ," said @N as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor
Ah S ," said @N as NBC cancelled Star Trek
Ah S ," said @N, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
Ah S ," said @N as Yoda told him of another @N
Ah S ," said @N, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
Ah S ," said @N, when his parents confiscated the modem
Ah S ", said @N, wrestling with the moderator
Ah S ," said Capt. @N when he found his toupee was a tribble
Ah S ",said @N as he paid off the Simpson jury
Ah S @!" said @N@, as he tried to install Windows'95
Ah S @," said @N@, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
Ah S @," said @N@, as he waited for Windows '95
Ah S Power!" ― Sailor @F
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Aha! another "QMail undocumented feature" is lurking.
Ahh! Come on Mr SysOp, just this one last little feature!
AHHHH! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!" Spock
Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say . . . .
AI: Making computers behave like they do in the movies.
AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of palindromes.
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Ain't Winter Grand?
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN* . . . !!!
Air bags . . . Inflation we can live with!
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
AJIBOFOBIJA - strah od palindroma.
Ako brzina ubija, Windows korisnici su besmrtni.
Ako grizes ruku koja te hrani, ne zali se na probavu.
Ako jos jednom provalis sifru, imaces posla sa mnom!
Ako kanis pobijediti, ne smijes izgubiti.
Ako ste nervozni grickajte stapice zeljezare Sisak.
Ako to niko ne koristi, za to postoji razlog.
Ako treba da biram, od ÜÜ, Ü Ü, Ü ? i ÜÜÜÜ najvise volim Ü Ü.
Ako vasi roditelji nisu imali decu, verovatno ih ni vi necete imati!!!
AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO <Pant, pant>" ― C-Ko
Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead
Albatross!
*ALERT* Megamaid has gone from suck to *BLOW*
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $1000.
Algol is not just a star
Alimony: bounty of the mutiny.
Alimony is always having to say you're sorry.
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got
Alimony? . . . sounds kinda like "all yer money"
ALIVE" rated four stars by the Times Food Critic.
All animals are equal, some more than others.
All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices
All for one and one for ONE!
All for one; one for all; ME above all!
All generalizations are false
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All I want for Christmas is a blonde wrapped in cellophane.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and UNLIMITED POWER for life!
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All in good time . . .
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
All mimsy were the borogoves
All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are 1 character too lon
All other boards have no RIME or reason . . .
All programmers want arrays!
All progress depends on the unreasonable
All real programs contain errors.
All reality is aspect dependent.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All Right! Drop Carrier! We Have You Surrounded!
All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.
All scotch is a blend of peat moss leachate and fish foo.
All sentences that seem true should be questioned.
All stressed out, and noplace to go.
All syllogisms have three parts. Therefore, this is not a syllogism.
All SysOps are not user friendly!
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All the World loves a Dirty Word!
All the World loves a Four Letter Word!
All the world's a stage!
All The Best Wishes
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
All things change, nothing is extinguished.
All things in moderation - especially moderation.
All true wisdom is found in taglines.
All which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All you folks do not exist. My SysOp types all this stuff in.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
All your future lies beneath your hat.
"ALL ALONE IN THE NIGHT . . ."
ALL HAIL SHE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
ALL SysOps are scum.
All's well that ends.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Along the banks of the foggy, woggy Limpopo River . . .
ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars!
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Alright! Another Earthquake.
Alt.usage.english, Date: 13 Aug 1994 14:59:08 MET]
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping . . . (cl
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping . . . (click)
Always a tag line!
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that!
Always question Authority; oft venal and wrong
Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Always remember to rape and pillage BEFORE you burn.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Am I indecisive? Can I get back to you on that?
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
AMAZING BUT TRUE: There is so much sand in Northern Africa, that if we spread it out, it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
Amazon Martian SysOps are the BEST!!!!
AMAZON.GIF 1024x768x256 . . . . Sounds like one big mama
Ambition destroys its possessor.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
America borders on the magnificent -> Canada!
America has no drug problems, there's plenty for everyone.
America, home of the brave - until they slaughtered them all
America is a dream to most of the world.
America is a tune. It must be sung together.
America is the only country founded on a good idea.
America: log on or log off
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.
America, worst nation in the world save for all the rest.
American Association Against Alliteration Abuse
Americans drank 204,000,000 gallons Kool-Aid summer '92.
Americans eat 23% more mayonnaise than in 1992 . . .
Americans reserve the right to arm bears.
Amerika i Engleska bice zemlja proleterska, a znam i druge kletve.
Amerikanac je covek sa dve ruke i cetiri tocka.
Amiga!? Atari!? Jel' se to jede!?!?
Amiga? Atari? Some kind of washing machines?
Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
Amoebae leave no fossils!
AmyBW - The AMIGA Blue Wave Offline Mail Reader. Yes!
An Aardvark is not just for Christmas µÍÍÍÄÄÄ
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.
An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.
An electrician worries about current events
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
An Elite Is Inevitable
An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue.
An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to cor
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
An expert is someone from out of town.
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is sure of it!
An optimist is someone without much experience.
An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.
An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills
An unemployed Court Jester is no one's fool.
Analyze TOO long, and the opportunity will pass you by.
Anarchists of the world ― UNITE!!
Anarchists of the world ― UNITE!! You have nothing to loose but your principles!
Anarchy is against the law!
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
And . . . she was wearing this sexy freudian slip . . . .
And a great whirling and a bashing of keys arose
And after you've done the nacelles, wax the saucer.
And all I know is I don't know what I know
And all the children are above average
And Boy, Are My Arms Tired!
And garnished with lark's vomit.
And god said, "rm -rf /", and all was null and void.
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
And God said: E = (1/2)MV^ 2 - (Ze ^ 2)/r . . . and there *WAS* light!
And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r . . . and there *WAS* light!
And he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators.
And I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.
And I've got 4, 567 archived messages to prove it..
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
And if Iraq's primary export was broccoli?
"And if you get a christmas present . . ." "IF I get a present!?!"
And in between are the doors.
And in this cartooney, we're invading your PC!
And it don't matter whose side you're on . . .
And it was a HUMAN number . . .
And lose a few", said Tom winsomely.
And LOVINGLY garnished with lark's vomit!
And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
And never, never invoke anything you can't banish!
And no unhappiness too great to be lessened . . . . . . .
And not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful and useless in times like these
And now for something completely different!
And now for the new Faux Software Mail Reader
And now we return you to your regular conference
And now, you've made me MAD!!
And of course it goes without saying that
And remember, it's technique, not size, that counts!
And remember Lone Star, the Schwartz will always be with you.
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
"And rubbin', son, is racin'" Harry Hoag in "Days of Thunder"
And screamed at him to shut the blinds." (Elaine)
And she disappeared in a puff of logic.
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
"And so the ol' lady sez: 'Not with *my* dog you don't!"
And so with vorpal sword in hand
And sometimes the bear eats you.
. . . and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
And the aptly named Sir . . .
And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.
And the last to truely love me in these final moments.
And the men who hold high places . . .
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT
And the second time bomb on your right.
And the suspect sped by me at a high rate of speed in his Yugo.
And then 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor!
And then I had to reboot a hundred times . . .
And then . . . the bear ate me!
And there is always one * (*)* in the crowd -YOU!
And they lived happily ever after.
And they say Blondes are dumb!!!!!!
And this is what you do for fun.
And to the Republic for Richard Stanz . . .
And what do we *DO* with nutcrackers?
And with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed!
And with these teeth you shall bite me!
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be . . . ?
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
Andale, alegrame el dia. . .
Anencephallic user detected. Convert to SysOp? <Y>es <N>o
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering . . .
Animals: ― the renewable resource
Ankh if you love Isis
Ankle deep in the DNA pool . . .
Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail.
Another beer please - I'm sobering up here . . .
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer
Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by publik edukashn
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Another MS DOS user against fenestration . . .
Another registered SLMR user without a disk.
Another visitor, stay a while, staaaaaay FOREVER!
Answers: $1 Correct Answers: $5 Dumb Looks: Free
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
Anthropologists do it with Culture!
Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
Any body seen my tagline . . . ?
Any certainty is a delusion.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Any fool can criticize, and most do. (Carnegie)
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well.
Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
"Any SysOps here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.
Anybody who thinks that I'm strange, really should meet you!
Anyone could do it with manuals . . .
Anyone know how to get chocolate out of the toaster?
Anyone not wearing 2,000 sunblock is gonna have a real bad day!
Anyone who remembers the 60's . . . wasn't there.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything good and useful is made of chocolate.
Anything made of chocolate must be good.
Anything that can go wro . . . #@^% Bus ERROR " ― Core Dumped
Anything that doesn't kill me can still bloody well hurt.
Anything worth doing well is worth doing badly at 1st!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
"Anything you say will be held against you." [Things you wish Michelle Pfeiffer had said to you!]
ANYTHING is a better DOS than DOS!!!
"AowAAARRRgh!" ― the first caveman to encounter lava.
Apathy ERROR - don't bother pressing any keys.
Apathy ERROR: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Apathy ERROR: Strike any key, or none. Who cares?!
Apes evolved from Creationists!
Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our SysOps & Moderators
Apple // Forever!
APPLE" Copyright © 1767, sir Isaac Newton.
Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Are CD's really the Pits?
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are couch potatoes into Transcendental Vegetation!?
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
Are our knuckles dragging again?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are there PopTarts in Heaven?
"Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?' asked another of they jurymen.
"Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes."
Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
Are we having fun yet?
Are we not taglines? If you parse us, do we not read?
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you interested in making $$$$ fast? Here's an incredibly simple way to do it, and there is nothing to buy, no investment to make, no money to lose! Try it now! Follow this simple procedure: 1) Hold down the shift key. 2) Hit the 4 key four times.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Are you saying we should tax . . . Thingy?
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Are you sure (N/N)?
Are you talking to me ( ¨ ) . . . ?
Are you waiting for your prey?
Aren't spill chukkers grate.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh, 6 A.M. Already (sigh)
Argue not with a dragon, you are crunchy and go well with brie.
Argument? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
Aristotle was all wet!
Aristotle was the teachers pet. No, I mean "really" the teacher's pet.
ARJ puts the squeeze on
ARJ used to put the squeeze on
Arkansas foreplay: "Sis, are you awake?"
Arms control: Slapping a fresh boyfriend.
Army food: The spoils of war.
Arrrgghhh! The SysOp is picking on me&)#*@ (&# ($*^^NO CARRIER
Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible.
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Art is I; Science is We.
Art is vision not expression.
Artificial Insemination: Self-Inflicted Womb.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
As far as I know we never had an undetected error.
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As King Arthur said: Some days it all seems so feudal.
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.
As meaningless experiences go, sex is one of the best!
As soon as we find the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back.
As SysOp, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program."
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
ASCII and you shall receive " ― Z. Modem
ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
ASCII Ribbon Campaign X Against HTML Mail / \ /"\ \ /
ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS . . .
Ask me if I care!!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
Ask not for whom the belle trolls . . .
Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
Ask them to list all 54 flavors, then order vanilla.
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups!
AST Advantage" (4066d) - is the name of my new game!
Astronauts get missile-toe.
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
At night, all cats are grey.
At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative.
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD
AT&T KFC = "Reach out and touch someone finger licking good."
ATDT ― Avon Calling.
Atheism is a non-prophet diversification!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
Atheist Problem: No one to scream out to during sex.
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm!
ATTENTION . . . . . . . . . . . . Elvis has left the echo.
Attracting a lower class of bimbo
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog." ― Dorothy
Aur rilidzn iz seks, dzoin as
Aural sex gives me an earie feeling.
Aural Sex - Produces eargasms??
Australian DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, mate
Australochickicus " ― the first chicken
Authenticity ERROR: Windows is cracked.
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way.
Author of "Zilch"
Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11.
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
AUX PWR LOWAUX PWR FAIL20, 19, 18 . . ." Computer on Jurassic Park
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
Ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!"― Australian Christmas
Ave Maria, Gee it's good to see ya . . .
Ave you come to arrange a vacation, or would you like a blow job?
Avec des si, on mettrait Paris en bouteille.
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avoid clich‚s like the plague.
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Avoid generalisations: they are NEVER valid.
Avoid rape - say yes!
Avoid temporary variables and strange women.
AWESOME, COSMIC POWERS . . . itty-bitty living space.
Awful Punishment Awaits Really Bad People
Aww, who let the humans in?
Ay, yi yi yi, I am the Tagline Bandito!
Ayer ago i kuldnt spel progrmr, now i are won!!
Â×- mä$$'g CTRL m„ëî â M 100% Ú CTRL € CTRL ›ô ë 䳉‡ç©
B..E..N..Z..I..N.. Bas se cudno pise rec voda!
B"j . . . s't , r–t¤Švdƒ ü . . . ts–j t•¥ :gü CTRL p"s S ó
B-I-M-B-O and Bimbo was her name, oh!
Baby carrots - vegetarian veal
Baby on board!
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
BABY ON BOARD - just means five more points
Babylon 5, The last best hope for a quick buck." Ivanova
Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiancé free
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backing Up Drive C: . . . <beep> . . . <beep> . . . <beep> . . . <beep>..
Backup is for whimps!
Backup my hard drive? I can't even find reverse!
Backup no encontrado!: (R)eintento, (P) nico ?
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic (C)ry
Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
Backups? We don't *NEED* no steenking backups.
Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
Bad day: Blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.
Bad day: Everyone loves your drivers license photo.
Bad day: Spouse is reading a new book: "Celibacy. The Secret Weapon."
Bad day: The blood pressure cuff explodes.
Bad day: Transfer completed [5720468 bytes at 1 CPS]
Bad day: When the bird outside your window is a vulture.
Bad day: When the fortune teller refunds your money.
Bad day: You're allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
Bad day: Your lover calls out the name of her ex during sex.
Bad day: Your lover calls out the name of your pet during sex.
Bad Day: your wife meets you at the door in a nightie. On her way IN!
Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
Bad is never good until worse happens
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
Bad or missing SysOp
Bad or missing SysOp, free files in all areas . . . ***
Bad or Missing Tagline File
Bad spellers of the world untie.
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Bald spot? No! It's a solar panel for a sex machine.
Baloobin!
Ban the sale of arms to Venus de Milo
Bang, You're Dead!
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
Barney: A DNA sequencing error between a dinosaur and Bozo.
Barney: Jurrasic Park DNA sequencing error.
Bartender, Gimme a pint of JD and a Crazy Straw . . .
Bas su sasavi ti Rimljani!
Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads.
Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Batman, was around here somewhere
BBS 'till you drop - carrier
BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!)
BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/N)?
BBS Lingo: FREQ; File Request - available to SysOps.
BBS not Ready - Error Reading User's Mind - Start Again
BBS not Ready - ERROR Reading User's Mind - Start Again
BBS: Standard class zip SysOps, PREMIUM Class ARJ SysOps
BBS Tip: ALT-H gives you SysOp access.
BBS=Busted Broke SysOp. Now you know what it *REALLY* means!!
BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
BBSing is terminal.
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
Be a Lert " ― what the world needs is more Lerts!
Be careful out there
Be careful. Death is PERMANENT!
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT " ― Purge your TREE
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, . . . avoid fatigue.
Be naughty ― save Santa the trip!
Be part of the solution ― not part of the problem
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet . . . I'm hunting for tagwines!
Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
Be young, Have fun, drink Beer!
Bean Yourself = Opasulji se
Beast just kind of SAT on him . . .
Beat it through the lines
Beat me, whip me, make me read mail without SPEED READ.
Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder . . . .
Beauty is only skin deep, but blonde goes to the root!
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
Because I'm the SysOp; that's why.
"Because in Koo-Koosville there is no hit parade."
Because they're obviously, definitely nuts!
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Become a SysOp and never see the world!
Bed her late than never.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
Beeeep) Syntax Error! - My reality check just cleared.
Beeeep) Syntax ERROR! - My reality check just cleared.
Been so long since I've had sex, I forget who gets tied up.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Beep, Beep . . . nope, not Felix the cat . . .
>Beep< - ERROR #211: Tagline printer - offline.
>Beep< >Beep< - ERROR #213: Tagline printer out of paper.
Beer a day, doctor away
Beer Can wHEN tHIS . . . Notify SysOp have Sales Aids . . . UNCH
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
Beer /is/ the answer - we just can't remember the question.
Beer isn't the answer. Beer is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.
BEER.KEG empty! OVERFLOW ERROR DETECTED! Bleeeaakkk! <
Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore . . .
Before advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character.
Before backing up . . . make a backup
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and will have their shoes.
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Behind every succesfull man is a woman with nothing to wear
Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL.
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
Being old sucks!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they "aren't" out to get you!
Being young is . . . I don't remember anymore!
Believe me . . . It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Bell Labs UNIX - reach out and grep someone
Ben Dover & C. Howit Feels ― Attorney's at law
Beneath that rough exterior, beats a Harlot of Gold!
Benji! Don't run out into the street! @$%%#$-= NO TERRIER
BENZIN VAS- IDEJE NASE!
Beograd, 21 vek: Seks, droga i narodnjaci . . .
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
Bet you can't stop reading here < ― I knew it . . .
Beta testers are CRAZY! ************
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
BETA Busters - On The Bleeding Edge of Technology!
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."
Better living through denial.
Better Living through CHEMISTRY
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot.
Betty Crocker is a flour child!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried.
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Beware of the quantum ducks - Quark! Quark!
Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god.
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may . . . .
Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot . . .
"Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
Beware when the Gods let loose a thinker on this planet.
Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.
Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Bigamist = Italian fog
Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
Bigamy is having one spouse too many; monogamy, the same
Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing.
BigTanDan ranted on 03/11/2000 11:10 PM . . .
Bila je tisina kao u tegli s krastavcima
Bill & Ted's DOS: Most excellent command or filename.
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code . . .
Bind, so good they rewrote it twice
Bio sam na mestu dogadjaja.Nishta se nije desilo.
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
Biography should be written by an acute enemy.
Bios City, where Fatman leaves his mark!
Bird owners have a cheep on their shoulder!
Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date.
Bistar je. Providi mu se kroz glavu !
Bit Decay!? D¡d y"— s† á CTRL  D‚‡|y-¨
Bit Decay!? Yo— say ou h†ve B‹Â Dî‡ay¨
Biti toliko u pravu je - nepristojno . . .
Bitten by a mutant computer bug, he turned into _SysOp_!
Black holes are outa sight!
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
Black holes resulted when MicroSoft tried to beat a deadline!
Black holes Suck.
Blandae mendacia linguae.
Bless me father for I have sinned.
Blessed are the cheesemakers??
Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone.
Blitz, storm . . . . . . FALCON!
Bloatboat: Chocolate sundae you have right after finishing off a meal.
Blood is thicker than water, and a lot harder to clean up.
Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.
Blow in the ear of any Rush Limbaugh's 'DittoHeads' and they'll just thank you for the refill.
Blue . . . No, yelloooooooooooooow
Blue dove . . . the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
Blue Wave - World Tour - 1995
BlueWave mail door not found. Run SysOp out of town? (Y/N)
Bo knows Taglines!
Bo knows your boyfriend.
Bo knows your girlfriend.
Bo Knows MegaMail!
Body Count's in the house.
Bojkotujte zivot - na kraju ce vas ubiti!
Boldly going nowhere.
Boldly going where no modem has gone before . . .
Bolje biti na tapetu, nego ispod.
Bolje cutati i praviti se lud nego pricati i to dokazati.
Bolje da vas bije promaja nego milicija!!!
Bolje sest sati u skoli nego ne spavati uopste.
Bolje Snezzanu 7 puta nego patuljke po jedanput . . .
Bolje tenis na posteru nego penis u tosteru
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Boot & ye shall see. Replace & all will be made clear.
Boot.sysiswhatyounide
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
BOREALIS is where I'm at.
Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Borg DOS 6.0. Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine?
Borg DOS v5.0: Assimilate Another (Y/N)?
BORG-DOS V5.01, Assimilating next revision. Downgrading is futile.
BorgDos v1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename.
BorgDOS 1.0) C:\> Assimilate another? (Y/N)?
BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another
BorgDOS v1.0 - Your utilities will be assimilated!
BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/N]
BorgDOS v6.0 - FORMAT C: [Y/Y] Resistance is futile.
Born Again Pagan
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
BOSS spelled backwards is double S-O-B.
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
Bought a decaffeinated coffee table; You can't even see a difference.
Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!
Boy, Deluxeý sure is QWK.
Boy, that's bad!!
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
Boycott whaling? Then what will my cat eat?
Boys and girls, can you say BUGGY???
Boys from the end = Momci iz kraja
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Boys will be boys, and so will most middle-aged men.
Boze pravde, ti sto spase od propasti dosad nas . . .
Bozje zapovesti nisu za bogove.
BR> Pazi Gargamel! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mrzim PAZI!
BR> Ruka ruku mije, a pesnica bije.
Brain alloction error!
Brain damage? No thanx, I already have some
Brain fault - core dumped.
Brak je jedino samoubistvo koje crkva dozvoljava
Brak je ono sto dolazi POSLE zivota a PRE smrti !
BREAKFAST.COM Halted . . . Cereal Port Not Responding.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore . . . .
Breast Fed: A female FBI agent.
Brena je Brena, al' dvaput je dvaput!
Brian Mulroney for UN Secretary General!
Bright *and* early? Er, no. Pick.
Bright and Early - choose one
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Bring order to your life . . . use random numbers.
Brooklyn " ― the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
Brought to you by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup; yummm
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
Br„ ¤ d m‘g‚¨ " th†¤ks, ¡ †lr‚†d h v‚ s§m‚.
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
BTW: Between The Words
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, but maybe not.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
BTW: This is the 386 version!
Bubble, Bubble . . . Am I too late to jump the ship ??
Bud said, 'Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
Budala koja pomuze jarca, nadje i nekog kome proda mleko !
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Budi samozavisan i garantovano ces uspeti!
Bug What Bugs?, those are features
Bugs Are Sons of Glitches!
BUM: Say, mister, can you spare a dollar?
Bumbo: A jumbo bimbo.
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Burek je bolji od zene: ne vristi kad ga seces.
Bush/Quayle ERROR: Division of zero by zero.
But after you have gone, I'll still have chocolate.
But, boss, this IS part of my job!
But Englishmen detest a siesta.
But enough about me. What do YOU think about me?
But have you tried PRUNES?
But I DID read the manual . . .
But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
But I forgot all about the Memory Conference!!
But I'm feeling much better now!
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!
But not when the news is on . . .
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
But, officer, weren't none of us driving, . . . we was all in the back seat!
But probably quite unable to drink the coffee . . .
But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before . . .
But the future is always uncertain." Tharn
But, wait! There's more!
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
But which one is the fatherboard?
Butterfliers are free
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster.
Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right.
Buy her a bikini and watch her beam with delight.
Buy or try Mustang Software; you gotta be kidding.
Buysexual? Of course I'm Buysexual. Buy me this, buy me that, pretty soon I get sexual.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
"BYTE ME" ― "BYTE ME" ― "BYTE ME" ― "BYTE ME"
C:\> XALL ECHO Y|DEL *.* <ÄÄÄ
C:\> XALL ECHO Y|DEL *.* ÄÄÄ
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\COMM\BWAVE\WOMAN.TAG
C:\ONGRTSWI.N95 (Apple Inc.)
C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS95>
C A U T I O N - I drive the same way you do.
C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found
C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed
C ERROR #009: FATAL! Portable code found
C ERROR #029: Well! I'm impressed
C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C Thomas favorite song: I Found my Thrill on Anita Hill
C'est la vie.
© 1991 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society ™
(C) Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL' . . .
(C) Fatal ERROR #69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL' . . .
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung.
C++ - The language in which only friends can access your private members.
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
Cabbaged book = Raskupusana knjiga
Caches to caches, DOS to DOS . . .
Caffeine - the ultimate debugging tool
Cal 9 1752' - you know you want to
((((((((California does have its faults))))))))
California Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! . . . Film at 11
Call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner.
Call me if you need my phone number!
Call waiting", great if YOU have two friends
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard . . .
Camels have wet dreams too.
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Camping happily with JABBER and COMMO.
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: It Found Me!
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
Can elephants fly?
Can Harrison Ford the river?
Can he resist the shiny, CANDY-LIKE button?- Announcer
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I call you Ms. Dos?
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can leap speeding bullets in a single bound.
Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins.
Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm . . .
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can YOU fly?
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SysOp.EXE not loaded
Can't have everything. Where the hell would you put it all?
Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Cana-DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (O)k, eh! (N)o way! (B)eauty!
Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (Y/N)
Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?>
Canadian DOS Prompt - EH?>
CanaDOS - EH?:\>
CANADOS: Format C:? Yer Sure, eh? [Y] [N]o way hoser!
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.
Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
Captain Comic II - Fractured Reality
Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater!
Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos.
Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.
Carpe Diem!
Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master!!!
Carpenters are just plane folks
Castration City = Skoplje
Castration takes balls.
Catch the Blue Wave!
Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cause I'm a man with a mission . . . a boy with a gun . . . .
Cause of Death: CRC ERROR
Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
Cause we love ya! *MMMMMMWAH!*" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Caution: Blown Brain At Work!
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Caution: PET XING
Caution: SysOp under pressure!
CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication . . .
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
Caution! Sensitive SysOp - DO NOT offend !!!! :->
Caution! SysOp under pressure!
CD \TELIX\ACCESS\QEDIT\TAGLINE:MESSAGE.
Ceci n'est pas une tagline
Cekajuci Godoa, propustismo i najbolje godine.
Celebrate your freedom: Read a banned book.
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
Celibacy is *NOT* an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not hereditary
Celog §ivota odvajam od usta da bih ulagao u stomak!
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Cereal port 1 error . . . . . . . . .
Cereal port 1 error, frosted flakes NOT found!
Certified to serve!
CGA is the pallete from hell
çh-$ ç†g -üŠ m|ë‰ âím âä‡ CTRL ‡ ‰ë CTRL ‡ " ― ‡h†â ›çäâ$
çh-$ ¡s CTRL é CTRL â ç G -üî ü ëâ–g .
çh-$ ¡s CTRL é CTRL â ç G -üî îü€â CTRL žîë
Chaos, panic, & disorder . . . .my work here is done.
Char *)lie = "brown";
Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins.
Charles likes people to see his brain . . .
Chaste makes waste.
Chat Mode - SysOp Here, You have 30 seconds!
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. KILROY LIVES.
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire . . .
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease.
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Children Learn What They Live!
Children: Most common sexually transmitted disease.
Children: The most common sexually transmitted disease.
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire . . .
Chocolate = Heaven. Fudge = God.
Chocolate, champagne, a large waterbed, and thou . . .
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
Chocolate is a serious thing.
Chocolate is my religion
Chocolate, it's not just for doughnuts anymore.
Chocolate makes me human.
Chocolate Moose: 1 medium size moose, 20 pounds chocolate.
Chocolate: The other major food group.
Christmas Carol' with a K?
CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!
çh‹ ‹ CTRL "šâ m"ëîM é ëâšg
çh‹s ‹ CTRL "šâ m"ëîM é ëâšgs
CIA Motto: In God we trust, all others we polygraph.
Cik emuliraj ovo, PowerPC!
Cim brod potone, mi g . . . proglasimo z . . . podmornicu!!!
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
CircuitNet, the MAIL of the future, here now!
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Civilization: Biggest syntax error in history!
Clap on!" (clap, clap) "Clap off!" (clap@#&$NO CARRIER
Clarence Thomas' favorite song: I Found my Thrill on Anita Hill
Clark Kent is a transvestite.
Class I like: public Sex { \
Class Structure is as Artificial as Plastic
Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus
Clean unoffensive tag lines for all
Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed, " in the dictionary.
Clear as mud
Click . . . click . . . click . . . damn, out of taglines!
Clinical studies show there are no answers.
(Cloaked tagline] " "
Clones are people Two!!!
Close the door and the light stays on!
CO-SysOp - The Invention Factory - NYC
COBOL . . . (C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
COBOL: (n.) an old computer language, designed to be read and not run. Unfortunately, it is often run anyway.
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL.. . . . (C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
Cocaine - the thinking man's Dristan.
Code code code code eat code code code sleep code code . . .
Coders, the only men in the world who brag their's is smaller and faster.
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd more, (R)eheat (F)reak out.
COFFEE.COM not found. SysOp asleep.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.
Cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
COLDBEER.CAN not found, SysOp not loaded
COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage.
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
College is just High School with ashtrays.
Com to keyb
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Come to mummy . . ." takkatakkatakkatak! (S.Weaver clone in Aliens XIX)
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
Coming soon to a BBS near YOU!
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming soon ― TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Commie 1-Liner Ninja Consultant & Short-Order Cook
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Committee ― a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all . . .
Common sense isn't.
Common Sense Isn't So Common
Communication . . . without it, everyone's a mushroom.
Company policy on shooting oneself in the foot. 1. Place foot in mouth. 2. Insert head into anus. 3. Rest gun muzzle in navel. 4. Pull trigger.
Compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
Compiler error 0001: Stupid mistake!
Compiling . . . Linking . . . Dialing Copyright Lawyer . . .
Complaints? Write them here legibly [ ] <-
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Compulsive lying aside, I don't have a single fault.
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer Marketing & Consults ― Stay Clear!!
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
Computer Science: Solving today's problems tomorrow.
Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware.
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer Virus: Let me trim the F.A.T. from your disk.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER WANTED ― Some Assembly Required.
COMPUTER.COM installed. SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.
Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (We think.)
Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.
Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's
Conan The Microsoftian!
Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking
Concordia parvae res crescunt, discordia maximae dilabuntur.
CONDOME.SYS not found. Loading AIDS.COM
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Conference Host, Running & Being
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
Confuse People: Quote From The Wrong Message
Confused ? Try Using EDLIN w/ EZ-Reader !
Confused Now? ― Try EdLin With Deluxeý . . .
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!
CONNECT 2400 ARQ V.34
CONNECT or BUSY, question is now . . .
Connections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network!
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Consciousness error. Wait for all brain activity to stop.
Considering how Tim Horton died, should we eat Timbits?
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Constipated Pakleds: We look for things, things to make us go.
Continental Breakfast: Roll in bed with honey
(Continued from last message] sex [continued in next message]
Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable opportunity.
Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Core error ― bus dumped.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action . . . .TRUE!!
Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty.
Cos ( + á) = cos cos á - sin sin á
Cos - cos á = -2 sin ( ( + á):2) sin ( ( - á):2)
Cosmetologists give make-up exams
CoSysOp, Thunderbolt BBS - 1.5 gig online, HST
CoSysOp, Thunderbolt BBS - call for a good time
CoSysOp, Thunderbolt BBS - SDS, SDN, and more
CoSysOp Wanted: Must have good oral skills.
Could I interest you in some fine imported tikis?
Coup de grace ― French for lawnmower?
Covek se ili uci dok je ziv ili ne zivi dugo.
Cover me. I'm going to change lanes.
Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
Cowboys! . . . bring em home to play, and the next thing you know, they've got both boots planted firmly on the ceiling!
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Cranial Input ERROR: Line Status Register 02
Crazier than a bag of hammers
Credit card holder ― Member of the debt set
Creditor: A man who has a longer memory than a debtor.
Crime does not pay . . . as well as politics.
Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs . . . God, I love Washington, D.C.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
Criminal: One who gets caught.
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
Crude, immoral, vulgar, and senseless.
Cruising at 14, 400 bps V42bis ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ>
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
CRUISING: 56kbps modem and 0.5 kbps fingers!
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Cry *squeak* and let loose the ferrets of war!
Cthulhu Calls ― using MCI
Cthulu Saves . . . in case he's hungry later!
Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
CTRL ><ALT><DEL> to continue ->" . . . . . . . . .
Cu to sve da skinem, slozim i vratim ti celu moju bazu tagova.
CU&Pozdrav Heechee
Cud je zenska, smijesna rabota
Curds are whey out.
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Cure for postal strikes: mail them their strike pay.
Cure for spurned lovers: broken heart surgery.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got him with the mower.
Curiosity formatted the cat.
Custom is the law of fools.
Cut and paste I've got to learn how to
Cuvajte mi Jugoslaviju! Nagradicu vas pokrajinom.
Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.
ç× CTRL Ž¥sw CTRL â çí ‹ CTRL , ç× CTRL ¥-v CTRL âs CTRL , CTRL ¥d îv CTRL â ç×-¥g ‹
ç™™ Ú¿–€ ¿ $îx CTRL ôôî›ç$ CTRL ™šr î î$¡g ¿ç . . . .
D :O : ( ;) 8) B) :> :P :S :B :] :/ <- red za cigare
D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza
Da bi startovali Exces udjite u Prozor. Cangrrrrr . . .
Da bog postoji na crkvama ne bi bilo gromobrana
Da Bog postoji, crkve ne bi imale gromobrane!
Da je moj Fica konj, odavno bih ga ubio.
Da li je OS/2 samo polovina operativnog sistema?
Da nismo 'etnicki' ociscenji svedoce i razne bolestine.
Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
Dad, who is General Failure, and why is he reading my C drive?
Daddy, what does "Formatting drive c:" mean?
Daddy, what does 'read error in FAT' mean?
Daddy, what does FORMAT C: mean?
Daddy, what does this little red butt&Î᳨ NO CARRIER
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy? What's this little red button for?
Dady. What does Seek Error Track 0 Not Found mean?
Dady. What does Seek ERROR Track 0 Not Found mean?
Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly
Dahlmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food.
Dain bramaged.
Dame hocete li gore ili dole ? - Liftboy.
Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%‘#!°»
Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby!
Damn, I dropped the toothpaste, she said, crestfallen
Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds.
Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever.
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead . . . hide wallet.
Danger! Danger! Obscure 1960's reference! Danger!
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DANGER! Human at keyboard!
Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions
Dangerous tagline . . . . . . . . . . . KA-BOOM!!
Dark is faster than light, otherwise you would see it.
Dark of the job = Taman posla
Darn my h nî iüä ‹s n -s CTRL -
Darn. I thought SysOping was a hobby.
Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat.
Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Dave . . . DAVE!
Dawn crept silently across the yard . . . searching for her car keys.
Day++; dollar" ― ;
Deadlines amuse me.
Dear Santa: All I want is a copy of your list of naughty girls.
Death cures cancer.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my love child.
Deca se prave glavom, a ne onim shto svaka budala ima.
Decaffeinated coffee? What is the point?
Decisions terminate panic
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
Define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" (Shakespeare)
Define QUESTION { ( (ýb) || ! (ýb)) } - Shakespeare
Define ROSE any_other_name
DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
DEFINE Guts " ― > Putting the name "SysOp" in your twit fil
Definition of Terror: A Female Klingon with PMS!
Definition of Terror: Ensign Ro with PMS.
DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out!
Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza?
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Democracy is the counting of heads, regardless of the contents.
Democrats cut red tape . . . .LENGTHWISE
Dentist: he lives from hand to mouth.
Depart in pieces. . . . i.e., Split.
Department meeting in 3 minutes
Desk: a large wastebasket with drawers and a phone.
Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers
Desperate times call for cheap shots.
Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
DESQview does Windoze.
DESQview: No hourglass required!
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
DESQview: Windex for Windows
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good. . . . NOT!
Dete je naslo kutiju sibica. I bi svetlost!!!
Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
Devojke su kao lubenice - najsladje su u sredini!
Dew is the tears which the stars weep.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
Dick Brennick - Belmont, Massachusetts
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did I make myself clear? Good, tell me what I said
Did PeeWee and Justice Thomas abuse their staff?
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Did someone say sex?
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Did you expect to find words of wisdom here?
Did you hear about the SysOp who died? ― She had a terminal illness!
?yas eh d'tahW. ?mih raeh uoy diD
Did you know that rats can't vomit?
Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton?
Die Jesu Domine, Domine Es Requium." <WHACK!> Repeat as necessary.
Diet? Just eschew what you would chew!
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys
Difficult? I wish it had been impossible!
Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo quwe careces.
Dinner Not Ready . . . (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza
Diogenes is still searching.
Dios tarda pero no olvida.
Dip it in chocolate, it'll be fine.
Diplomacy: First listen to the sermon, THEN eat the missionary.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Diplomacy: the art of letting someone have your way.
Diplomacy: the Vaseline of political intercourse.
Diplomacy: the patriotic lying for one's country.
Diplomat - What -not- to call Knuckles Lomat.
Diplomatija je primirivanje protivnika dok ne nadjes top.
Dipping in white chocolate will make almost anything edible.
Dirty boulevard in co.
Disaster is the only thing I can depend on . . . .
Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact or fact are transmission errors.
Discover all unpredictable errors before they occur.
Discover New Horizons . . . along your road to success..
Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature.
Disk Crash: (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill innocent bystandards
Disk Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)egotiate release of disk?
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Disk ERROR on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Disk not in drive B: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)uicide
Disk write error, please drop dead . . .
Disneyland: a people trap operated by a mouse.
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
DIVORCE =system ("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );
Dizi se iz mog groba!:)
Djole je moj drug, jel' tako Djole? . . . Djole?
Djubre na vezi dobili smo ljubaznoscu PTT kompanije Srbije
Djubre na vezi dobili smo ljubaznoscu PTT Srbije.
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do brown cows give chocolate milk?
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do I believe in the Bible? Yes I've seen one.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do it with style
Do married women make the best wives?
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps.
Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
Do not operate machinery while reading this tag
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not read beyond this line.
Do not remove this tagline under pain of death 8- (
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.
Do not remove under penalty of law.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not write on walls - use a typewriter.
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!
Do NOT throw water on this Bitch!
Do nuns really have any bad habits?
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do random acts of kindness and beauty.
Do some people know when they're full of crap? Do you?
Do sorority girls need beta testers?
Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blonde?? {Not exactly!!} :-)
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever.
Do you C my point?
Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all in this establishment?
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Do you know what a virgin dreams of? I thought not.
Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
Do you mind, if we dance wif yo dates . . . .
Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend . . .
Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a SysOp. ;)
Do Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation?
DO NOT look in laser with remaining eye!
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
Dobar ovaj ARJ- bolje Zipuje
Dobra vila mi je ispunila tri zzelje . . . trecci put stvarno nisam mogao.
Doc! all I ever think of is sex. RX buy a computer
Docendo discimus.
Docs . . . I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Docs, oh yeah, that's what you use to wipe up coffee spills.
Docs? Why would I want to look at Docs. Nurses are better
Doctors Bury Their Mistakes
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
Documentation is for people who can read. No one you know.
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Does a SysOp have to call himself to read his mail?
Does anybody actually read Taglines?
Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does it mean something that the AT&T logo look like the Death Star?
Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
Does it really matter which cola I drink?
Does killing time harm eternity?
Does lipo-suction work on a FAT table?
Does that help at all?
Does the 'Little Mermail' wear an algebra?
Does the early worm deserve the bird???
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Does the name "Marie LaVeau" rmean nothing to ya?
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Does your dog bite?
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Doing well by doing good . . .
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Dok je nasla sta je trazila, izgubila je sta je imala.
Dok su Srbi imali gusle, svet nije ni cuo za kompjuter
$$$$$$$ not found . . . (A)bort, (R)efinance, or (D)eclare Bankrupcy
Dollars and sense should go together
Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
Don't ask me Bill, . . . call your Social Worker!
Don't ask me ― I'm making this up as I go!
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Don't be a sexist. There are broads around here . . . 8-)
Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable.
Don't be held back by yesterday's DOS! Try today's OS/2!
Don't be hesitant. Digital electronics can smell fear.
Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've co
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Don't blame me . . . I didn't do it!
Don't blame me . . . it's San Andreas' fault.
Don't blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus!
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS . . .
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Don't even think of putting a tagline here.
Don't even try to play 'stupid' with me, . . . I'm much better at it!
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer
Don't give me that HUNGRY look!
Don't hang up! I LOVE YO*>$#& NO CARRIER
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Don't hate the player, hate the game!
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator . . . I'll go back on topic . . . I swear!
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't just believe in miracles, rely on them.
Don't just DO something, STAND THERE!
Don't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam
Don't lay devil = Ne lezi vraze
Don't let me get too deep.
Don't Let Deanna Drive.
Don't look conspicuous. It draws fire.
Don't look Ethyl . . . It was too late.
Don't matter what side it lands on if it's someone else's dime.
Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards . . .
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to piss-off the SysOp.
Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
Don't overtax yourself; that's the Government's job.
Don't overtax yourself; the Government hates competition.
Don't panic . . . it's only a virus ÝÝÝÝ
Don't pay no 'tention to the gitar, there.
Don't play stupid with me . . . I'm better at it!
Don't register Microsoft products, delete them!
Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp.
Don't reply to inappropriate messages, let the SysOp do it.
Don't Run People's Lives for Them
Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour.
Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player!
Don't smoke dope, fry your hair!
Don't steal . . . Politicians hate competition.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't sweat it - it's only ones and zeros.
Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
Don't take life to seriously, it's not permanent.
Don't think a doubled message comes further!
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Don't touch the tape inside!
Don't Touch That Phone . . . I'm On The Mode+^%$# (*@
Don't Touch That Phone . . . I'm On The Mode^%$# (*@ (* NO CARRIER
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
Don't try to confuse me with facts!
Don't underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of mag tapes
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't use a simple word when a complex convoluted run-on paragraphical sentence will suffice.
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!
Don't worry, be dead.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo
Don't worry, I'm go‹ng t" bƒckup t•d
Don't worry, I'm go‹ng t" bƒckup t•d† -!- ÍÍÍ
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Don't you hate boring taglines?
DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!
DON'T READ THIS!!!
DON'T throw away your 2 dollar words. I collect them!
DON'T throw away your 2› words. I collect them!
Dorothy, we're not in Kansas. . . . Toto! You can speak!
Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
DOS + Windows + ATM < OS/2 2.0
DOS = Doesn't Operate Swiftly
DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:
DOS family: Female: MS-DOS Doc.: DR-DOS Engineer: PC-DOS
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0
DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck
DOS is your PC. Windows is your PC on drugs. Any Questions?
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename" . . .
DOS Perot: You boot it, it then decides if it will run.
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk!
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS!
DOS Tip #213-Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your envir
DOS Tip : Don't use DOS.
DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file.
DOS, Windows, and OS/2: The Three Kludges
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something . . .
DOS=HIGH" Hmm, I knew it was on something
DOSSHELL-Where you go for gas when DOSCHEVRON is closed.
Double your drive space! Delete windows!
DoubleSpace Compressed itself out of DOS 6.21
Doubt is the root of education, not faith.
Down with the categorical imperative!
Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)
Downtime ― Coffee breaks, lunch, or Friday mentality in the office.
DR-DOS, the much better DOS than DOS.
Dragons love you . . . Dipped in chocolate!
Dragons - the ORIGINAL flying toasters!
Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.
Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.
Draw your salary before spending it.
Dreaded words : hard di?k failure
Drink 'till she's cute.
Drink is the answer . . . . I don't remember the question.
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why . . .
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where . . .
Drive A: not responding . . . Formating C: instead
Drive C: ERROR, (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cre+
Drive C: ERROR, (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it!
Drive Offensively!
Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Drop a conference??? are you kidding or what?
Drop me a line . . . anytime!
Drop your carrier . . . We have you surrounded!
Drop your carrier or the SysOp gets it!
Drugs, crime, sex, money . . . Congress is great, ain't it?
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
Drzi ga u saci, jer su intimni.
DSZ port 13 speed 300 ha ha he he rz -ZZZZzzzzzz . . .
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZzzzZZZzz
DU.S. SUPREME COURT
Duct tape is like The Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Dug prema istoriji je manji od duga prema buducnosti
Duh. it's called the "interweb" now.
Dulce bellum inexpertis.
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
DURACELL.BAT arced. SysOp is shocked!
Durians, real fruits for real people.
During sex I fantasize I'm someone else.
DV Tree ==> Turbocharged DESQview
Dva najcesca elementa u Galaksiji - vodonik i glupost.
Dva ortaka muvaju ribu, jednom ide drugom scsi . . .
Dve glave *vrede* vise od jedne, ali, zao mi je, kolega . . .
Dy (3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2
Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.
Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file
Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
Dyslexia rules KO.
Dyslexic Atheists believe there is no Dog.
Dyslexics have more fnu
Dyslexics of the world . . . UNTIE!
E, je*'ga . . .
E, jes da je ovaj DX4/100 spor . . .
E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!
E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!
E's not really the Messiah! 'E's just a very naughty boy!
Each day a day goes by.
Each succeeds in reaching the goal by a different method.
Eagles may soar, but weasels are seldom sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing.
/Earth: device full
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
Earth is full. Go home.
Earth: mostly harmless.
"Earth was not Earth before her sons appeared."
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust . . . .
Easy credit terms available . . ." Satan
Easy Does It. But Do It
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway . . .
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word.
Ed.: So I lied. What's your point?]
Edge and Police Wagon = Ivica i Marica
Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate.
"Ee ah wor 'ungry-like!" "Ah, hungry!"
ééé . . . îxÂîü³}î|} CTRL $<³³!!
Eek!
Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Eh, jos kad bi dvojniku crk'o modem . . .
Eine chobanche !!!!
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Either lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!
Ekskluzivna slika jetija na 10000 m " ― >.< " ―
ELECELLERATION: Pressing an elevator button a lot to speed it up.
Electrician ― Person who wires for money
Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.
Ello . . . I'd like to buy an argument.
"Ello!" "did you just say hello?" "No! I said 'ello! - but it's close enough!"
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
En boca cerrada no entran moscas.
Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch.
Enjoy Yourself Because You Can't Change Anything Anyway
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue . . .
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
EOG: I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse.
EOG: You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
Epigram: Ada is the 400-pound gorilla of programming languages.
Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
Epoch: the sound made by a hen
Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses.
Erare Pentium est!
"Ere, is that rat tart?" "Yes." "Disgusting!"
"Ere we are . . . Cockroach Cluster!"
"Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!"
Eric, what does 'Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?
Erotic: Using a goose feather. Kinky: Using the whole goose.
Erotica is what turns me on. Pornography is what turns you on. Obscene is what turns them on.
(Erotika, blago nama:)
Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
Error $2#5 - Redundancy error. Please see Error $2#5.
Error ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
Error: BBS Halted.
Error: CPU not found
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded!
Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Error LPT1 not found . . . use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
Error: missing RAM, ROM, BIOS, CPU . . .
Error: missing SysOp, SysAdm, SysMod . . .
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error reading FAT Table . . . Try Skinny one? (Y/N)
Error - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrup
Error writing drive C. Check to insure if you have Cyrix CPU.
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working . . .
ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
ERROR $2#5 - Redundancy error. Please see ERROR $2#5.
ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
ERROR #0000: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE
ERROR #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
ERROR #0006: Bad or missing SysOp - FREE files in all areas
ERROR #0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
ERROR #0014: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N)
ERROR #0054: Computer needs propane refill.
ERROR #0076 - Check nut on keyboard
ERROR #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.
ERROR #0101: Dangerous short between keyboard and floor.
ERROR #0103: No keyboard. << Hit any key to continue>>
ERROR #0141: Too many errors.
ERROR #0144: Bit bucket overflow.
ERROR #019F: Out of taglines.
ERROR #0216: Tagline out of paper
ERROR #0241: Tagline base empty!
ERROR #0256: Programmer Deleted.
ERROR #0301: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to resume.
ERROR #0398: The author moved to another state; you'll never find him.
ERROR #1462: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/Y)
ERROR #1511: Brain Offline
ERROR #23AF: Sector not found; Search behind couch?
ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience!
ERROR #34BB: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR #4817: CPU not found
ERROR #57> Please report this error to tagline support.
ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new tagline
ERROR #75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX?
ERROR #A006: Malicious error. Windows found on drive.
ERROR #75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX?
ERROR - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working . . .
ERROR: BBS Halted.
ERROR: CPU not found
ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded!
ERROR finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: missing RAM, ROM, BIOS, CPU . . .
ERROR: missing SysOp, SysAdm, SysMod . . .
ERROR opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
ERROR - Operator out of memory!
ERROR reading FAT Table . . . Try Skinny one? (Y/N)
ERROR - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrup
ERROR writting drive C. Check to insure if you have Cyrix CPU.
ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SysOp.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Errr, . . . this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo.
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
Eschew Obfuscation . . .
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying . . .
EUNUCHS UNITE . . . You have NOTHING to lose!!
Eureka!!! I found another "feature"!
Evangelists do more than lay people, not a lot more, but still . . .
Eve, what's a headache? -Adam
Even a fat man can find himself by reaching with his hand!
Even a noseless dog can stink.
Even a philosopher gets upset with a toothache.
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark
Even bad sex is better than no sex.
Even in my fantasies I have no idea what Mikey's talking about.
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Even the blind can see money.
Even the chocolate manhole covers taste good.
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Even the happiest of amoebae lack sexual organs.
Even the lion has to protect himself against flies.
Even the sonic screwdriver won't get you out of this one.
Even this shall pass away . . .
Ever caught yourself reading taglines and not the msgs?
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was his?
Ever since he was sedused by that bimbo slut whoar Alice.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo?
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every Achievement Requires a Sacrifice
Every child should be given the desire to learn.
Every crowd has a silver lining.
Every day is starting to look like Monday . . .
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
Every little BYTE helps
Every minute seems like . . . 60 SECONDS!!!
Every morning is the dawn of a new error . . .
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours . . .
Every person constructs their own bed of nails.
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
Every person is the architect of their own fortune.
Every picture tells a lie.
Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales.
Every silver lining has a cloud.
Every sperm is Sacred!
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again.
Every time I make ends meet, they move the ends.
Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.
Everyone has a photographic memory, but only a few have film.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion . . . FREE!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me . . .
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
Everyone meets their Waterloo at last.
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
Everything changes except change itself.
Everything else is just fiction.
Everything I said is clear as mud???
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
Everything is just a thing
Everything is permitted . . . Nothing is forbidden
enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
Everything is just chemistry! ®
Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
Everything that's Interesting Is New
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Everything Fun, is Illegal, Immoral, and/or Fattening
Everywhere is an LD call from here.
Evidence of evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0
Evil is just Live, spelt backwards.
Evnusima su ostavljali jezik !
Ewes not fat, ewes fluffy.
Excess is never enough.
!" exclaimed Tom.
Excuse me . . . just what chicken and which road were you talking about?
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Excuse me if I sound bitter . . . . I taste that way too
Excuse me, is that your face or did your neck throw up?
Excuse me while I whip this out!
Execute EMERGENCY PLAN B!
Exercise before kinky sex . . . be fit to be tied.
Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot.
Exhibitionists love Windows
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window . . . GIF at 11
Explosive when wet
Exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids
Expressing Anger Is Necessary
EZ come . . . EZ go SLMR come . . . He stay!
EZReader Tagline@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded!
F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
F.L.W's "thar ain't no injuns for 100 miles" G.A.C
F=TAGLINES.DAT
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Fahrvergn CTRL kie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your copy of Windows
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
Faire DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, M'Lord! _
Fake SPEED's Censor %%%% %%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%%%
False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Familiarity breeds children.
Farfignewton . . . the cookie of the stars
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Fartvergn'gen - The pleasure of breaking wind.
dniw gnikaerb fo erusaelp eht..neg'ngrevtraF
Fartvergnugen.. the pleasure of breaking wind naked!
!dekan dniw gnikaerb fo erusaelp eht . . . negungrevtraF
Fasten your seatbelt - I want to try something.
Faster, faster foolish modem! <crack!> . . . oh, well
Faster than a tall building. Taller than speeding bullet!
Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life.
Fat: Gravitationally Enhanced.
Fat heads, lean brains.
Fat: Person of Size.
FAT = Circumferentially ENHANCED.
FAT Table: File Allocation Table table
Fatal Database ERROR #10070: <SysOp> late for work
Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.
Fatal ERROR #0069: Echo sex posted to 'ALL' . . .
Fatal Logic ERROR - Engage (B)rain and (R)etry
FATAL ERROR #1070: SysOp late for work
FATAL ERROR #1071: SysOp BANKRUPT
Fax is stranger than fiction.
Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!
FDIV bug? Nije to nista! Da vidis tek sta se desava kada pokusas da
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Fearing Furious Fire Goddesses, Wielding Blunt Spits . . .
Features - just say no! (found in sig of: Andy Glew, glew@ichips.intel.com, Intel Corp., M/S JF1-19)
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Feel free to interrupt me, at any time . . .
Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Feel lucky???? Update your software!
Feeling compressed ARJ you?
Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're built upside down!
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
Feminizam: radikalno shvatanje da su i zene ljudi.
Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Fetch hither the comfy chair!
Fflush and then wwash your hands.
Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Fifteenth,' said the March Hare.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Fight Global Cooling, burn a non-smoker TODAY!
Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
Fight War, Not Wars!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
Figure skating is better than chocolate!
File not found, but if you hum a few bars . . .
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
File not found. Use disk sander? (Y/N)
Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please!
Finally! I found the last bug . . . last bug . . . last bu{~*&%@&
Finally! I found the last bug..last bug..last bu{~*&%@&
Find out how many friends you have; rent a beach villa.
Find PrintPlus on Runway BBS, Conference 77 SSI
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range.
Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey.
Firmware: Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it
First Rule of Genetics: chastity is not hereditary.
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Fishing in the tub & Sex for one: You never catch anything!
Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Flattery: Cologne water, . . . to smell but not swallow.
Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
Flibble flibble wurble ga-goo boo. Na-na-ni ba-domanicarrot.
Flip it on and flip the others off.
Floating Point Almost The Right Answer)
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy not responding ― formatting HDD!
Florence of Arabia ― femme fatale of the desert set
Flushing: a higher state of being
Flutterbyes are Bree!
Flying Blue Monkeys!!!
Follow that car, Godzilla, and step on it.
Follow your dream! Unless it's that one where you're at work in your underwear and there's a fire drill.
Fon f le corrup . Press " " to reforma HD or " " to res ore from backup
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fools and their money become popular quickly.
Fools rush in ― and get the best seats.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For a good Prime, call: 29819592777931214269172453467810429868925511217482600306406141434158089
For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
'For example' is not proof.
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
For quick Pane relief, try OS/2.
For Sale, Braille dictionary . . . like new! . . . must see 2 appreciate!
For Sale: Dehydrated H2O - $14 per quart
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. Small stain.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
For the Gingrich's heart was two sizes too small.
For tomorrow I diet . . .
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
FOR SysOp USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
Force without mind falls by its own weight.
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Ford: (frontwards) Fix or Repair Daily
Ford and his Lizzy, kept the laughers busy
Ford: Found on Road Dying.
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
Forecast for tonight: Dark
Forescratch City = Zagreb
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
Forfuck = Zajebati
Forget Love, . . . I'd rather fall in Chocolate.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something . . .
Forget RTFM . . . , Phone the Author at home!
Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45)
Forget the computer! Where's my abacus??
Forget the dog; beware of owner.
Forget the Joneses. . . . I can't keep up with The Simpsons
Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" FDR
Format C:<CR> . . . . . . OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Formating hard disk - press C to Cancel or C to Continue
Forrest Dahmer- People are like a box of chocolates. Yum!
Forrest Grump: Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Forty isn't old . . . . . . . . . if you're a tree.
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Four hours is *my* limit for love and nonstop sex. >;->
"Four hours to bury a cat?" "Yes - it wouldn't keep still."
Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango alpha lima lima.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a download!" ― Rhett SysOp
Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!
FREE SLMR UPGRADES FOR AS LONG AS YOU OWN YOUR CAR
Freefall Sex: For those who perform well facing a deadline.
Freefall Sex: I bet @TOFIRST@ never tried it!
Freefall Sex: There are some folks who shouldn't use parachutes!
Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with @TOFIRST@?
Fri Nov 29 09:42:43 EST 1991
Friction is a drag.
Friction is a drag & Gravity Sucks!!
Friends are people who'll help you move. REAL friends are people who'll help you move BODIES.
Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx!
Friends don't let friends use Prodigy
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Friends don't let friends vote republican.
Friends of Dorothy
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol.
Frizirao sam PRIJATELJICU. Sada nosi mini val.
Frogs are smart. They eat what bugs them.
From a mind so twisted, it was actually sprained.
From Idaho: Cogito ergo spud. I think therefore I yam.
From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance.
From the Children's Television Workshop.
From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
From the land of graft and corruption!
From the SysOp's dirty mind . . . err, desk.
From Victoria, Jewel of the Pacific.
Fromfuck = Izjebati
Frontal lobotomy? No, just a bottle in front of me
Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
Fund = give money; amentalism = mindlessness.
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
FURTHER!!!
G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie!
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns . . .
Gajde + Nabori = Harmonika
Gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions!
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
Gary Trudeau for President!
GAS: Now with Video LaserDisk Rental Club Conference !
Gates' Law: The speed of software halves every eighteen months; the footprint, however increases in direct inverse proportion.
Gawd I love blondes.
Gazite mrave! Da mogu, gazili bi i oni vas . . .
Gde su ona lepa vremena kad je vazduh bio cist a seks prljav?
Gee, I love your approach. Lets see your departure.
Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS is that stupid!
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Geneology: chasing your own tale.
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Tagline
Generic Tagline, good for everyday use ==
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user.
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user.
Generic Tagline v5: [X]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user.
Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
Gentlemen: Start your debuggers . . .
Geologist ― Fault finder
George Armstrong Custer - inventor of the Arrow shirt!
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Geraldo Rivera - a genetic experiment gone bad?
German Army Motto: "Third Time Lucky"
German word for bra: stoppenzefloppen
German word for constipation . . . Farfrompoopin!
Get a free Shuggoth is every box of Sugar Coated Nyarlothopops!
Get back at your enemies, make'em a SysOp!
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get High, Get Stupid, Get Laid!
Get the shotgun. That'll learn 'em.
Get your kicks . . .
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Getting a second chance is never a certainty.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Giant Blue Frogs!!! ― With Teeth!!!
Gibbons really was a nut?
Ginger was a bimbo . . .
Give, & you might receive. Take, and be sure of it
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler.
Give me a second . . . I'm thinking!!!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
Give us more money, and we'll protect you better.
Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard.
Given enough caffeine and chocolate I could rule the world..
Gledano kroz oreol, svaki svetac je - nula.
Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.
Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me.
Go ahead . . . MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go ahead and swallow your pride; its zero calories
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can be wrong.
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Go Ahead . . . We're cleared for weird.
Go COWBOYS! And take the Rangers and Mavericks with you!
Go For It!
Go on, just hit me! . . . Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.
Go RANGERS! And take the Cowboys and Mavericks with you!
Go softly . . . .it's dark out there
GO MAVERICKS!! and please take the Rangers and Cowboys.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Going where no clusters have gone before.
Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event.
Golden rule: One who has the gold makes the rules.
Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility.
Golfer: A person who hits and tells.
Good . . . Bad . . . I'm The Guy With The Gun.
Good advice works best when the giver takes his own.
Good day for flying but bad day for landings.
Good Deeds Eventually Are Rewarded
Good, Fast or Cheap: Choose 2 of the 3.
Good government . . . Good government . . . Sit. . . . Stay.
Good greeeeef, what kind of tagline is that anyhow?
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Good sex means being told "Stop and I'll Kill You!!!!
Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports calls do.
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
Goody Two Shoes' is a great song," Tom said adamantly.
GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:
Got DOS 3.3? Downgrade to 4.01 TODAY!
Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!
Got the sex duh-rive . . . driving 'm mad . . .
Got to go, I think a SCUD just landed in my livingroom
Gotta have my Corn Pops . . .
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
Government Is a Burden on the People
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Grafitti has changed deface of the nation.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer . . .
Grass is always greener over the cesspool
Grass Roots Agitation Is the Only Hope
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
Gravity . . . It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
GRAVITY: Not just a good idea ― its the law!
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Greed is good, greed works.
Grep..grep..grep . . . (Frog with UNIX stuck in its throat)
Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a SysOp.
Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Gubljenje vremena je znacajan deo ljudskog zivota.
GUI: Grab the User In-the-face
GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever!
Gun control is being able to hit your target
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Gun control: Keeping the muzzle pointed at the target.
Gun shop in tough neighborhood has back-to-school sales
Gunfight At The OK Corral In Morse Code.
Gunfighting Rule #1 - You must have a gun.
Guns don't kill people . . . , I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.
Guts: putting "SysOp" in your twit filter
Guts: putting the name "SysOp" in your twit filter
Guy sits at his computer and boots it. [ . . . ] while the computer is booting he looks at the monitor and thinks. The guy whispers to himself: "Damm, I forgot were I wanted to go today''; he closes his computer and goes to bed.
Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large!
H vŠ †ü CTRL mp§rtƒ¤t r"l . . . s . . . b†d Šx mpl‰. ´´´
H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
H)elp! (H)elp! (H)elp!
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE . . . it's politically correct . . .
Ha, ha, made you look!" ― John 3:16
Habanero. Much hotter.
Hackers do it with their fingers
Hackito ergo sum.
Hah! You're one too!
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa (oops!)
Haiku's inventor must have had seven fingers on his middle hand
HAL 9000: "you're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?"
HAL 9000: "Dave. . . Put down those Windows disks, Dave . . . DAVE!"
Half a loaf, is better than no rest at all!
Halftime at Circus Maximus: Lions 24 Christians 0
Hamlet: Nesto je trulo u drzavi Danskoj, ali nikad ne bih ziv
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hands up! Said the laser printer.
Handspinners are twisted.
Happines is . . . CONNECT 28800/ARQ/HST/HST/MNP5
Happiness is Being A SysOp . . .
Happiness is no laughing matter.
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
Harass? No, her ass did nothing for me, but her tits . . . .
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Drive Crash . . . SysOp Strikes a Directory Tree.
Hard drives have gremlins! BEWARE!!
Hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch
Hard work has a future pay-off. Laziness pays off immediately.
Hard work never killed anyone yet, so why chance it?
Hardware: The part you kick.
Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Hardware: What you kick - Software: What you boot
HARDWARE: n. The part you kick.
Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare
Has anyone found my marbles?
Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!!
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!?!?!
Hasta la vista, . . . baby!
Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi -tatzu!
Have a good day today and a better day tommorow
Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
Have a nice day.
Have I heard the 'Good News'? What? They found the body?
Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have time to waste??? Get Windows 3.0
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you hugged a porcupine today?
Have you hugged a programmer today?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Have you hugged your moderator today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have you hugged your SYSLOP today?
Have you hugged your SysOp today?
Have you said "THANKS" to your SysOp today?
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-) [|~ (
Have you thanked your SysOp today? Fax him a Dopefish!
Have you uploaded clip art today?
Have you waxed your armadillo today?
Have You Hugged Your SysOp Lately?
Have You Paid Your Tagline Registration Tax?
Have You Seen Quasimoto - I Have A Hunch He's Back
Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
HD was formated: (I)nstallation , (K)ill your self ***
He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
He bellows like a cow with someone standing on her tit.
He has a one bit brain with a parity error!
He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle . . .
He has too many lice to feel an itch.
He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.
He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
He is almost a statesman. He lies well.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without.
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
He talks to his FARTS??
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
He was the kind of guy who would stand right up to Temptation, and then jump all over it.
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who hesitates is last
He who hesitates is lunch
He who laughs last - didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last is at 300 baud.
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
He who laughs last probably made a backup!
He who talks too much, sadly, usually knows too little
He's a SOB ― but at least he's *our* SOB.
He's got all the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
He's not dead, he's always smelled that way.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed!
Heads up in Boise and Twin Falls. - Incoming Spuds!
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Health, n.: The slowest possible way of dying.
Healthy, Wealthy and Wise ― And I Like It ®®®®®
Heard that the SysOp likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$ NO CARRIER
Heard the one about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa.
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Heim von dem verdamet Bytebrothers ÍÍÍÍÍ
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Hell hath no fury like a republican scorned.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no pizza
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose." LaCroix
Hello, I am part number ³º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Hello, I'm not a .sig virus. Why don't you copy me into your own .sig?
Hello little boy, want some candy?
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Hello, Microsoft? Are there any problems with DOS?
Hello, my serial number is ºº ³ºÝºÝ³
Hello World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings . . . .
sgninraW 13 , srorrE 71 "!dlroW olleH" ²²²
Help, , , my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
^&^Help!!!^&^ (*&^) My MNP &^%is &^%dead!!!&^%! ""* (&e Tag
Help me look, please? I've lost my damn innocence again.
Help me Mr. Wizzard!!!
Help me! Can't find Any Key To Continue!
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Help stamp out philatelists.
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' SysOps!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help the economy . . . buy something here !!
Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in?
HELP, HELP, the paranoids are after me.
HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
11-XAV eht edisni deppart am I !pleH
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
Help! I'd dial 911 but can't find the eleven on the dial.
Help! I'm modeming . . . and I can't hang up!!!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
HELP! I've crashed . . . AND I CAN'T BOOT UP!
HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up!
HELP! My hard drive crashed and I can't boot up
Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
Help!!!^&^ (*&^) My MNP &^%is &^%dead!!!&^%! ""* (&e Tag
HELPME!iCAN'TFINDMYsPACEbARANDcAPSlOCKkEYS
Helpmeican'tseemtofindmyspacebarorshiftkey
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast.
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty . . . SPROINGGGGGGGG
Here Kitty, Kitty, . . . ; Here Kitty, Kitty, . . . ; Here Kitty, Kitty, . . . ; WHOMPPPPPP!
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here, there . . . . . . and everywhere . . .
Here this is a Balkan, dream land.
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
Here's a quarter, call somebdoy who gives a damn!
Here's Looking At You, Kid
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Hero-worship: Idol gossip.
Hexcalibur, the sword of hackers. OÍÍ Í0123456789ABCDEFÍÄ
Hey asshole . . . cut out the FUCKing profanity!
Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?
Hey, imp!" shouted Vlad, the imp hailer.
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey, Laser-lips! Your mama was a snowblower!
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a SysOp outta my hat!
Hey, there's no "ANY" key on this keyboard!
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Hey Wally! Come look at this.
Hey, what's that beeping noise? Where's that smoke comi
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking = Hej, zica, zica,
HEY ROCKY, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat
Hey! Don't pick up that pho× »'ች ç NO CARRIER
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
HEY!!! This Door is begining to stick, GET THE SANDPAPER!
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
Hi Magic, have you met my friend CJ?
Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!
Hi. My name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow free.
Hi. You have just entered the fourth dimension. Small isn't it?
(hic) BWave 2.10 (hic) BWave 2.10 * My computer is drunk . . .
Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Higher Brain malfunction due to lack of sleep and no coffee.
Higher Versions mean more bugs found . . .
HIGhEr bRAiN FUnCtiON ERROr . . . . . . inSERt COFfEe.
HIJERARHISKA LJESTVICA: BOG PA SRBI!!!
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide . . .
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
Hire the morally handicapped, they're more fun to be with!
His face was filled with broken commandments.
History repeats itself because nobody listens
Hit <ALT-H> to take IQ test or < CTRL ><ALT><DEL> to skip
Hit ALT-H for free d/l credits? Ok! j· <NO CARRIER
Hit any user to continue.
Hitno potrebna LEPA DEVOJKA radi sexa.
Hm . . . what's this red button foº½ °·¼NO CARRIER
Hmmm . . . what's this red button foº½ °·¼NO CARRIER
Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?
Hmmmm, . . . do you really believe in the fucking tooth fairy?
HO! <repeat three times>
Hoch yuchlIj HInob. (Give me all your chocolate!)
Hocu da me pokriva ljuta kopriva, i poneki TAGicak da me podseca na . . .
Hollow chocolate has no calories.
Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Home is where you hang your @.
Home of SoftThrob Adult Graphic Scans!
Homeless, Hungry, will work for food. Bless you.
Homo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto.
Homosexuality is *not* a problem. Unless you're doing it wrong.
Homosexuality is *not* a sickness. Bigotry is.
Honest officer! I was just eating the fries she dropped.
Honest Politician: One who stays bought.
Honest teacher. A virus really DID eat my homework!
Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Honesty is the best image.
Honesty pays, but not enough for some.
Honey and Alum douche; neater for peter, sweeter for eater
Honey, get out the whips and chains . . . company!
Honey, just one more message . . . I really MEAN it this time!
Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the p CTRL €‚·¸¹¾¿ Ç É
Honey, where's the thing with square red lights on it?
Honk if you're illiterate
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.
Honour women, for they are our future today.
Hope that helped!
Horn busted! Watch for finger . . .
Hors d'oeuvres ― a single ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers . . .
Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
Hot Tip #5: The light at the end of a tunnel is a train.
Hot water heaters - Why do we need to heat hot water?
Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
HOTLine RBBS - Home of the SIERRA CLUB Echo
How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left???
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
How can I love you if you won't lay down?
How can I miss you if you don't go away?
How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?
How dieth the wise man? As the fool.
How do I get my words to RIME?
How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
How do I set my phaser to tickle?
How do nudists play Flag Football?
How do they get deer to cross the roads only a those yellow road signs?
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
How do you determine the sex of a computer?
How do you spell RELIEF? F A R T
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How do YOU spell computer?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How many babies can a motherboard have?
How many roads must a man walk down?
How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
How many Zen Masters does it take a light bulb to change?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How much memory have you got? One brain, one memory.
How much must we practice sex before it is safe?
How much to downgrade to Turbo C?
How much wood did Peter Piper pick . . . No wait.
How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
How to destroy a Borg. . . . Give him DOS 6
How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
How yes no = Kako da ne
"How you doing today?" "Fine doc." "That'll be $95 please"
How're you going to do it? Upgrade It!
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
HPPY DYS ARE HERE
Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
Hug your SysOp daily, send him candy on his birthday.
HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
Huh? What? Am I on-line?
Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Human - the OTHER white meat!
Humanity is a parasite
Humble pie tastes better a la mode.
Humour lies in the mind of the beholder.
Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
(Huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Hustler Definition of a Hard Disk: Excited Floppy.
Hvala, hvala, . . . niste trebali (cvece i autograme na e-mail).
(((((((HYPNOTIC))))))) (((((((TAGLINE)))))))
Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
H‹s a€l CTRL î h„$ ƒ rš$ CTRL n ‹t - dínt $tŠ†l ¡ç!!!!
I ♥ CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I ♥ My Cat.
I ♥ My Cat. I ♥ My Dog. (Would you ♥ my ex-wife ?)
I ♥ My Dog. I ♥ My Cat.
I ♥ QEdit!
I ♥ The Lunatic Fringe, the proper asylum for me!
I ♥ TheDraw v. 4.0!
I ♥ Ventura Publisher!
I **TRIED** to register it!
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk . . . .
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed! . . . I almost stole another tagline! I'm so ashamed! . . . I stole a tagline! The shame gave up on me!
I almost stole another tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie.
I am a colossol pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too bizarre for me.
I am a colossol pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me.
I am a colossol pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too much fun for me.
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am always exact and precise! (more or less)
I am at one with my duality.
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimil- Error - General protection fault in module "BORG.EXE"
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am DOS of Borg! Prepare . . . oops, out of memory!
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am logged in . . . therefore, I am.
I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face.
I am not a number! I am a free man!
I am not a rumor monger. I am simply passing on what I have heard.
I am not an animal! I am . . . well, not an animal.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not just lazy. I am indolent and slothful.
I am not overweight; I've just been overserved a lot.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I am on the áleeding edge of áeta testing! Ü Ü
I am so thrilled about Mustang Software I could puke.
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore . . .
I am Tagline Terminator. If you see any tagline here, just inform me.
I am the root of some evil . . . send some money
I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral . . .
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
I am wiser because I have a bald head.
I am your Mother! Luke!
I am ³º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ ― Welcome to our NEW AGE
I AM standing.
I am. Therefore, I think. (I think)
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I axed myself very much = Mnogo sam se sekirao
I backed up my hard drive . . . and smashed into a bus!
I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick.
'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I Bogu je trebalo sedam dana da stvori svet.
I bought dehydrated water . . . but I don't know what to add
I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
I came . . . I BBSed . . . I turned white
I came, I saw, I confused.
I came. I saw. I stole your tagline.
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
I can resist everything/anything except temptation.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone . . .
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can't *define* smut, but I like it when I see it.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting.
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.
I can't find the ANY key on my keyboard!
I can't help it if I'm lucky . . .
I can't remember if I used to know that.
I can't remember which taglines are stolen and which I wrote!
I can't stay.' Now THAT's comedy! Bye-bye." Vir
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
I can't wait for the rapture, then we'll have the world to ourselves!
I can't walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol.
I can't. My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.
I CAUGHT YOU! . . . reading from the tagline UP!
I charobnim shtapicem se mogu deliti packe.
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
I come in peace.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I dalje je nestasica Taglinija . . . Humanitarni paket UN jos nije stigao
I deny NOTHING!
I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it!
I despise WINDOWS!
I devici i vinu treba vadicep 8=>
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I didn't do anything ― unless I was supposed to.
I didn't do it . . . nobody saw me . . . you can't prove anything!
I didn't DO IT; nobody SAW me; you can't PROVE it; the Sheep are LIARS!
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I didn't wake up grouchy; I let her sleep.
I Didn't Do It!
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
I don't 'do' Bimbos. But I might let them do me.
I don't 'do' Himbos. But I might let them do me.
I don't exist. The SysOp types all this in.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall over. No problem.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS . . .
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't know, and I don't care.
I don't know, and I don't care, that's why they put me in charge!
I don't know how I got here . . . .
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I don't make mistakes. I thought I did once but I was wrong.
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
I don't register shareware, I rewrite it!
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines. I repurpose them.
I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it!
I don't think, therefore I am not.
I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard . . .
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I dont nead no steennkin speling cheker!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I dozivotna robija je uslovna kazna.
"I drank WHAT?!?!" ― Socrates
I drove my Lexus to Infiniti . . . now it's a Legend.
I drugi put pamet u glavu kad ponovo stvaras svet.
I eat my coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
I fear explanations explanatory of items explained
I feel like a genocidal maniac when emacs asks me if I want to kill 10789 characters.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I feel so good, it's illegal.
I finally found the ANY key!
I finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it
I first had sex on a farm, Tom said sheepishly.
I fogot . . .
I forget
I forward my paychecks to my SysOp.
I found the tests quite elementary.
I gave it up for Lent, but then I never went back for it.
I gave it up until Lent
I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas . . .
I gave up chocolate - it was the hardest fifteen minutes of my life!
I gave up on my wife, I married my computer.
I get taglines the old fashioned way . . . I steal them!
I Get Mail. Therefore I Exist.
I got a gun for my wife; pretty good trade - huh
I got derailed by a dancer down in Dallas . . .
I got the point - right in my eye!
I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps.
I guess this was a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
I had a dislocated funny bone, <OUCH> but it's better now
I had my car's alignment checked, turns out it's Chaotic Evil.
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
I hate reading Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
I hate sex on TV. I keep falling off.
I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
I hate to repeat gossip, so listen carefully, I'll only say this once.
I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably.
I hate when I get knocked off-l¡ý€€×§›- NO CARRIER
I HATE it when that happens!
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I have a big dick . . . SORRY DISK.
I have a blackbelt in Haiku!
I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You'd never know it to look at it.
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!
I have a love-steal relationship with taglines.
I have a really good memory, except it's short.
I have a rock garden. 3 of them died last week.
I have a speech impediment . . . my foot!!!
I have already not made that point
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing . . .
I have given my pain a name . . . and put it up for adoption!!
I have no fear, for my teddy bear is near!
I have no idea how this got here!
I have not lost my mind, it's backed up on tape
I have not lost my mind! It's on disk somewhere.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
I have seen the data . . . now bring me some I can agree with
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!
I have seen the future and it is now the past.
I have seen the future, and it sucks!
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
I have the Mars observer and I'm not returning it until I get an 'A' in astronomy
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!
I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
I haven't lost my mind . . . It must be backed-up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind . . . It's backed up somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
I intend to live for ever, or die in the attempt.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I is a college student.
I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?
I just don't get it.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I just got stopped by LAPD and am I really beat.
I just gotta write some new taglines . . .
I just hate it when it does that !!
I just killed 26 Kilrathi . . . Why is my cat growling at me?
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY
I know a good tag line when I steal one
I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist . . .
I L O V E TO H A T E
I like a person who operates at a ninety degree angle to reality. (or any angle really)
I like Boolean logic. NOT
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I like mine under the covers. I am a covert sexist.
I like my steak MIDIum rare . . .
I like reading books, but I LOVE reading Tarot!
I like that idea
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live in another dimension, . . . but I do have a summer home in "Reality".
I live the life of Riley . . . when Riley isn't home.
I logon, therefore I am
I love a man with chocolate on his breath.
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
I love happy faces! Don't you?
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my . . .
I love New York! * * * No Radio
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I hate.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
I loved her butt I left her behind
I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!
I Make Money The Old Fashioned Way . . . I Print It !
I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night . . . .
I married a virgin; I can't stand criticism . . .
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you
I may get a new computer; this one makes too many mistakes
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
I may not be perfect, but I am all I got!
I mazicu ga i pazicu ga i zvacu ga Djordje . . .
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane
I motka je sastavni deo zastave revolucije.
I multitask . . . I read in the bathroom!
I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and she objects.
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I must've left my tagline in my other pants.
I narkomani su ljudi ali nece jos dugo!!!
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
I never liked you, and I always will
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never met a nymphomaniac . . . if I had, I wouldn't be here now!
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I never promised you a prose garden.
I never rise above the noise and confusion . . .
I no wanna work, I wanna bang on keyboard all day.
I/O I/O so off to work I go!
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I once tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked . . . . . .
I onda je Mudrac rekao: "Nemam pojma".
I only have one nerve left, . . . and you're getting on it.
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
I ought to cast you out, or smite you, or something.
I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I perfectly corrupted. Unable to Reboot, Retry, Ignore or Fail.
I pismeni i nepismeni nam upropastise istoriju !
I plan to live forever, or die trying.
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died
I plead contemporary insanity.
I practice moderation to excess.
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I program, therefore I exist.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone . . .
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex once. . . a very boring 15 minutes.
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I read it on the Continuum *-*
I really must learn not to argue with ignorance.
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to write one more tagline.
I remember me . . . I think.
I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?
I said SysOp. Not Psy-Cop. SysOp.
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw Elvis - he sat between me and Bigfoot in the UFO.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I see by your outfit, that you are a Cowboy . . . You see by my outfit, that I'm a Cowboy, too . . .
I see", said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone.
I seem to be having difficulty with my lifestyle.
I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the SysOp.
I shot the Moderator. I AM the SysOp, didn't shoot myself.
I shot the SysOp, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
I shot the SysOp, but I should have shot the Moderator
I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my wife - but my aim is improving!
I suffer occasional delusions of adequacy.
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I t ld yo , never touch he flop y disk s rfac !
I take chocolate from strangers.
I think . . . therefore I am overqualified.
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
"I think he IS lightning" Fox Mulder.
I think he's from the shallow end of the gene pool.
I think I need another drink . . . .
I think I think, therefore I think. (I think . . . )
I think I've got a headache . . .
I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor!
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I scan.
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
I think were all bozos on this bus.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong . . .
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
I thought that you thought . . . must be mistaken.
I thought they were lying about it, myself . . .
I thought you were dead . . .
I t ld yo , "Never touch he flop y disk s rface!"
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried the rest . . . , then wrote my own. SPEED READ!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal.
I twaught I twall a puddy tat, I did! I did! thaw a puddy tat!!!
I t±ld yo±, "Never±touch ±he flop±y disk s±rface!"
I use windows . . . on my car, on my house, but not on my . . .
I use windows . . . on my car, on my house, on my . . .
I used Silver Xpress once, but I didn't reply.
I used to be a coyote, but I'm alright nooooooooooooooow!
I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
I used to be an Atheist, until I found out I was God.
I used to be crazy. Now I'm a SysOp.
I used to be indecisive - Now I'm not so sure!
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it . . .
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK files.
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
I usually miss my husband, but my aim is constantly improving . . .
I w a n t M a r i n a S i r t i s
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I want to be a roadie for a rock and roll band
I want to go to DECUS!
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I want to live with a synonym girl . . .
********** I WANT YOUR MONEY ! **********
I wanted a manly mail reader . . . I got a silly one <sigh>
I was a banker, but lost interest
I was arbitrarily and capriciously locked out by the SysOp!
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was moderate once. Now anything goes.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
(I was voted quietest in my school yearbook.)", ", " . . .", "!" (I was voted quietest in my school yearbook.)
(I was voted quietist in my school) ", ", " . . . ", "!" (I was voted quietist in my school)
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
I wave my private parts at your Aunties.
I went to a bookstore and asked the sales clerk, "Where's the self-help section?" They told me that if they told me it would defeat the purpose.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
I wish I could remember the name of that card game", said Tom wistfully.
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish I had a 3½ hard one instead of a 5¼ floppy.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer . . .
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS . . .
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't . . . .
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does . . . .?
I work for the Company. Don't let that fool you, I'm an okay guy.
I would have suffered a lot more if understood.
I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared . . .
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I wouldn't know right from wrong if it were 2 feet from me." Sulu
I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse. - DOOM
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.
I'd love to, but I'm building a pig from a kit.
I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in Y.
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned.
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'd rather be rich!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me . . .
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotamy.
I'd rather ride hu Wave than wallow inxQWKsand!
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor* (&^)*98&^^ . . .
I'll be back . . . maybe!
I'll be back.
I'll be in touch.' Touch THIS!" Londo
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a 3rd arm.
I'll deal with today tomorrow.
I'll do anything to lose EXCEPT diet or exercise!
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.
I'll make you famous . . . .
I'll never forget the . . . .uhh . . . the . . . never mind!
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules
I'll register it eventually, I promise.
I'll try anything twice, maybe three times if it feels good.
I'm *trying* to do this with moderation!
I'm a 5¼" drive, she has a 3½" drive, it'd never work out
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a figment of my SysOp's imagination (and pocketbook)!
I'm a figment of your imagination
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
I'm a little tagline, short and stout.
I'm a lone lonesome tagline, a long, long way from home.
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm a non-practicing agnostic.
I'm a poor lonesome tagline, a long, long way from home . . .
I'm a wit, but only half the time.
I'm all tagged out!
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
I'm descended from a line my mother listened to.
I'm doing time for Tagline thievery!
I'm easy to please . . . as long as I get my way
I'm Entirely Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm fat. You're ugly. I can diet.
I'm flexible . . . just don't change anything.
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm going to make a prediction: it could go either way.
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm gonna say my prayers. D'ya need anything?
I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere
I'm having a REALLY bad day! -Q
I'm having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
I'm having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in shape . . . pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape . . . round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - soon
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds . . .
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm like most housekeepers . . . I don't do windows!
I'm locked inside a chocolate factory . . . DON'T SEND HELP!
I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places
I'm lost! Can you help? . . . .
I'm more humble than you are!
I'm more intrigued by Gomarrahry, I know what Sodomy is.
I'm neither for nor against apathy
I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm no expert, but I can always guess!
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I'm not a real SysOp, I just play one on TV.
I'm not a sexist, but I'm pretty good.
I'm not a SysOp, although I play one on TV.
I'm not a SysOp, but I play one on TV . . .
I'm not a SysOp; I just play one on the echoes.
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm not easy, but I can be tricked.
I'm not fat . . . .just short for my weight.
I'm not fat. I'm "horizontally disadvantaged".
I'm not fat! - just "gravitationally challenged".
I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged".
I'm not lost, I'm "geographically challenged".
I'm not lost, just "momentarily disoriented".
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not really like this . . . except when I am.
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted"
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example!
I'm nOT CRAzy! i'M juSt a litTLE LiGHt HEADeD
I'm Not Mad! Only Dogs And Sissy Know-It-Alls Get Mad!
I'm Not Old, I'm Chronologically Challenged . . .
I'm NOT 40. I am 18 with 22 years experience!
I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time.
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message . . .
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I'm pushing 60, and that's enough exercise for me.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm retiring in Mexico. Sunny, affordable and no predatory reverse mortgages.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm sexy baby, so why don't you love me?
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm sorry - my karma just ran over your dogma
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
I'm the one your mother warned you about . . .
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm too sexy for my motherboard.
I'm too sexy for my Taglines!
I'm too sexy for myself.
I'm too sexy for this BBS, too sexy for this @#$% NO CARRIER
I'm too sexy for this class.
I'm too sexy for this conference.
I'm too sexy for this party.
I'm too sexy for this Tagline.
I'm Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline
I'm try-sexual. I'll try anything once.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte ― I nybble.
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! ― A. Weeble
I'm working on my 2nd $million . . . Gave up on the 1st.
I'M NOT CRAZY! I'm just a little light headed, that's all
I'm. Therefore I'm not. Which means you aren't either.
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've been having trouble with DOS . . . DOS damn kids next door!
I've been seduced by the Chocolate side of the Force.
I've dropped carrier, and I can't reconnect!
I've dropped my toothpaste", he said crestfallen.
I've fallen . . . and can't BOOT up!
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen in love but can't remember her name
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
I've got a great Knock-Knock joke! You start it!
I've got a hunch! ― Quasimodo
I've had BETA days . . . and nights!!!
I've seen the future, and you come to a bad end.
I've seen the truth and it makes no sense.
I've struck oil @#$%*! I've struck oil", said Tom crudely.
I've swallowed a lure, said Tom with baited breath.
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone.
Id Software Inc. - makers of Commander Keen
Idealism precedes experience - cynicism follows . . .
Ideja ne snosi odgovornost za ljude koji u nju veruju.
Idu dve zenske ulicom, jedna se Ceska, a druga Slovacka.
IE5, puts the pain back into browsing.
If a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a parsley farmer is sued and looses, can they garnish his wages?
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked . . . or homeless?
If a woman is squeezed wrong, you will see her crack.
If a=b & b=c, then we've got a messed up alphabet
If all else fails, lower your standards.
If all else fails, try chocolate.
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If all the world's a stage, where are the gratuitous sex scenes?
If All Fails, READ THE DOCS !
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If anyone ever sets fire to this city, it's going to be *me*.
If anything was worth doing, it would have been done already.
If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If at 1st you don't succeed: Rewrite it from scratch
If at first you don't succeed, . . . skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed: Blame everyone else.
If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0 . . .
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
If at first you don't succeed, delete and forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, DON'T SKYDIVE.
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for y
If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
If at first you don't succeed, try Vaseline.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows . . .
If at first you don't succeed. Don't try skydiving!
If at first you doubt, doubt again, and again . . .
If at first you doubt, doubt again.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If BBS = MythKing Then Specialty := Pascal;
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed . . .
If (!broke ) don't_fix ();
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels . . .
If (crash) grab_ankles ();kiss_ass_goodbye ()
IF (!CRASH ()) _THANK_GOD ();
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
If dog.age >= OLD then num_tricks := max_tricks
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA; assuming of course that they were old-fashioned enough to do that whole name changing thingee.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTub.org
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenWildTurkey.
If god can be god, why couldn't I?
If God didn't want us to eat cows, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
If God played dice. He'd win.
If God played dice. She'd win.
If Gods played dice, it'd make Chaos Theory look like a Picnic.
If guys think only about *sex*, why are they on their 'puters so much??
If I can, can you?
If I can, will you?
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said No.
If I had something funny to say, I'd say it here.
If I knew what I was talking about ― would I be here???
If I only had a 486 . . .
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte . . .
If I save the Whales, where do I keep them?
If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?
If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?
If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
If I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
If I want your opinion, I'll read it from your entrails.
If I wanted any of your lip, I'd scrape it off my zipper!
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
If I were into denial, I'd never admit it.
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
If I were two faced, would I wear this one?
If I were you, who'd be me?
If I will, will you?
If I will? Wait a minute, can you keep a secret?
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
If it ain't borken, don't fix it.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it can't be fixed with Vise-Grips & duct tape, it can't be fixed.
If it exists, it's obsolete.
If it has syntax, it's not user friendly!
If it is your rock, then take it.
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If it isn't true, at least it is a happy invention.
If it jams, force it . . . .If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
If it moves, fuck it, . . . if it moves again, fuck it again, . . . if it moves again, . . . shoot it!
If it walks like a duck . . .
If it was any more difficult, it'd be impossible!
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it wasn't so cool out today, it would be warmer.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all!
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
If it works, break it!
If it works, don't fix it!
If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
If it works tinker till it doesn't
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy.
If it's not chocolate, it's not worth eating.
If it's not cruel and unusual, it's not punishment.
If it's not legal, it's immoral or fattening!
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
If it's raining, a cute thing to tell a child is "God is crying." If they ask why, another cute thing to say is, "Probably something you did."
If it's too loud, you're too old.
If it's tourist season, are we allowed to shoot and bag them?
If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
If its stupid and it works - its not stupid
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
If life only had a scroll-back buffer with cut & paste. " ― " ― -BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK " ― ― - Version: 3.1 GED/MU d- s a? C++ UL++ P+ L>++ E- W++(-) N+ !o K? w " ― - !O M- !V PS++ PE-@ Y+ PGP+ t- 5? X++ R(*) tv+ b++ DI? D " ― G+ e* h!() r " ― !y+ " ― " ― ― END GEEK CODE BLOCK " ― ― " ―
If Life's like a box of chocolates, is Love like Mystery Date?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be sacrament
If men got pregnant, abortion would be safe, legal, & available forever.
If money breeds money, all mine must be the same sex.
If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
If my girlfriend caught me on this board . . .
If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If only AT&T knew what I was do=2+O#:+/+b+o NO CARRIER
If only I still had my Commodore 64 . . . If only . . .
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
If (original_ver == OK) don't_upgrade ();
If people listened to themselves, they would shut up.
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!
If sex is a pain in the ass, maybe you should use more lubrication.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
If she can take it, I can take it. Play it!
If she doesn't scare ya, no evil thing ever will . . .
If she won't live forever, why give here a diamond?
If she's a ski bunny, I'd like to show her how rabbits get along!
If silence is golden, not many people are hoarding it.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
If space separates us, why should we separate space
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
If Speed Kills, Then Windows™ Users May Live Forever!
If SysOp doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
If tennis elbow is painful, imagine what tennis balls are like.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the door is Baroque, jiggle the Handel!
If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If then enemy is in range, so are you.
If there are no bugs, it's not a useful program.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z . . . !
If things were left to chance, they would turn out better
If this coffee brings me some tea. If this is tea bring me some coffee.
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
If this is coffee brings me some tea. If this is tea bring me some coffee.
If this is only a hobby . . . then why I am getting paid!!
If this is Quarqsday, THIS must be Earth!
If this message goes into the void, call me!
If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.
If this were an actual tagline, it might be funny.
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
If (ThisDay ()!=MyDay)DosSleep (ulTillNextDay);
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
If u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
If u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
If we made it illegal, do you think more people would vote?
If (Wife = yes) then (MONEY = Gone) else Single
If WINDOZE is a GUI, where are my crayons?
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear. Just worry about out-running your friend.
If you ate both pasta and antipasta in the same bite, would the universe explode?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale . . .
If you can not convince them then confuse them.
If you can read this, please flip me back over . . . (seen upside down, on a Jeep)
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can read this, thank your teacher.
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? <<
If you can't beat your computer at chess . . . try kickboxing.
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the Co-SysOp.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
If you can't make it perfect make it big
If you can't make it right, make it confusing as hell.
If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
If you can't say something nice, say something surreal.
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
If you can't write 'em, Steal 'em. Tagline Thieves Local 46.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost.
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
If you don't fall down, you're not trying!
If you don't gosub a program loop you'll never get a subroutine.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!!!
If you drink, don't park . . . accidents can cause people.
If you find it, it is always in the last place you look.
If you fuck with someone, you're going to get screwed
If you Gnu GnuGuy, like I Gnu GnuGuy, O, O, O whatta . . .
If you go through life with both feet planted firmly on the ground, you'll never change your underwear.
If you had a hammer . . . would you *really* hammer in the morning?
If you have ghosts, then you have everything
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you like sex and travel, go take a fuckin' hike
If you like sex and travel, take a ***CENSORED***
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you . . .
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.
If you love someone, cover them in whipped cream.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over
If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
If you see an onion ring . . . answer it!
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast . . .
If you spin an oriental person in a circle do they become disoriented?
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
If you think education is costly, try ignorance
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you think I'm "crazy" . . .
If you think sex is a pain in the arse, try a different position.
If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands.
If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster . . .
If you want a job done well, you need a man's hand.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
If you want it done right do it yourself!
If you want it done right, let's do it.
If you want my advice, pay me!
If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
If you were right I'd agree.
If you're gonna get down . . . Get Down and Prey!
If you're not wasted, then the day is.
If you're too old to learn, you were born so.
If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.
If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down.
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
If your parents didn't have sex, you won't either.
If your wife wants to learn to drive don't stand in her way.
If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
If youth only had a chance or old age any brains.
If xtianity had been spun to be marketed to ducks, then then the church fathers would have made paddling around ponds the "unforgivable sin".
IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINE
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex.
Ignorance isn't bliss - after you've had it explained to you
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
Ignorance may be temporary, stupidity is permanent
Ignorance may be temporary - Stupidity is forever
Ignore any lines above this one - we are having problems with our mailer.
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
ILink NETUSERS Host Taglines for Sale.
ILink NETUSERS Hostess and Quote Trimmer. <snip!>
ILink NETUSERS Hostess has *no* sense of humor. None.
ILink ShareWare conference host/moderator.
Illegitimati non carborendum
Illiterate? . . . Write for FREE help.
Illiterate? Write for free help!
Illiterate? Write for information!
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure . . .
Illustrate your Sermons! Wear "far side" ties.
Ima nepodmitivih ljudi. To su oni od kojih nista ne zavisi.
IMA DANA ZA MEGDANA I TO PROTIV PARTIZANA!!!
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality!
Imam gadnog brata . . . miran! . . . k nozi! . . . vezacu te! . . .
IME North Texas Regional Hub
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
Immanuel Kant . . . but Ghengis Khan!
Immanuel Kant . . . but Kubla Khan
Improve mail delivery . . . mail postal workers their pay!
Improve your memory, forget about work
Improved - didn't work the second time.
In a laissez-faire world, caveat emptor!
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In any case = In any box ???
In Arcadia Ego
In Borland you are never bored!
In case of dire emergency read manual.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In DOS we trust.
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
In is = U, je!
In March 1992 an American bread company was taken to court after a woman in Los Angeles found a used condom in a large loaf.
In plumbing, a straight flush beats a full house everytime.
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
(In the men's room) Michelle. If you're reading this, we're finished.
(In the men's urinal) THE FATE OF QUEBEC IS IN YOUR HANDS!
In the movies, cars will explode in all accidents.
In the movies, rich people are unhappy.
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer.
IN CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE ²²±±°°
IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ²²±±°°
IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE ²²±±°°
Inagodadivida, baby!
Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Incest je porodicni play-off . . .
Incest-zabava za celu porodicu . . .
Include <disclaimer.h>
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Incorrigible punster ― do not incorrige!
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Independence Day? I haven't gotten to see it yet. Maybe when the lines get shorter . . .
Indiscriminate study bloats the mind.
Individualists of the World, Unite!
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here . . .
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
Information - - We want information . . .
Ingen har nytte av et lik
Innuendo = Italian suppository
Inouye shoulda been able to get in . . .
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Insecticide: when insects kill themselves . . .
Insert brain, then type
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Insert Witty Tagline Here . . .
Inside every fat person is a thin person. The fat one ate him.
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee . . .
Instinct is intelligence incapable of self-consciousness.
Insufficient Memory: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ound head on wall
Insufficient mug space. SysOp Failure.
Int main (void) { return main (); }
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
"Intel inside" is a government warning required by law.
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal . . . fun
Intel: We put the "um . . . " in Pentium.
Intel: where Quality is job number 0.9998782345!
Intelligence is no deterrent to ineptitude!
Interchangeable parts won't.
Interlink National Oral Sex Conference Host
Into a brave new world where the strong will survive . . .
Invertebrates make no bones about it.
Iraqi Bingo: B-52 . . . F-16 . . . M-1 . . . F-18 . . . F-117 . . .
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
Iraqnaphobia? Nothing a little RAID can't fix . . .
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI (sometimesIrunmywordstogether,too)
Iron sharpens iron; scholar, the scholar.
Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
/ is the root of all UNIX.
Is a mechanized lobster a Servo Crustacean?
Is a SysOp with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
Is A "Pair Of Panties" One Or Two ??
Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
Is critical mass Christmas or Easter?
Is HST faster than the Concord?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's SuperMiodrag!!!
Is it magic. . . . or is it SessionManager?
Is it me or does noone care about punctuation here
Is it ok to panic now?
Is it OK to use my AM radio after NOON?
Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse?
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!'
Is my head clear? Why are you able to see through it?
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb?
Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob?
Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob? Not if you do it right!
Is simple: Termination of the Kilrathi Homeworld via the T-Bomb.
Is that seat saved? No, but we are praying for it!
Is the dingleberry still fashionable? (depends on the community standards)
Is the SysOp looking? No? Great, now I ca . . . NO CARRIER
Is there a pleasant peasant present?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is this a PCYLIOHONL joke?
Is this chair saved? No but we are praying for it.
Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?
Is this tagline half slow or half fast?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn . . .
Is wetter REALLY better?
Is your head clear?" "No, it's opaque."
Isus je umro radi nasih greha, nemojmo ga razocarati . . .
It ain't "I ust to be", it's "I yust to be" U dummy
It ain't over 'till the fat lady emits intestinal gas.
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
It is hereditary in my family to have no children.
It is memory that enables a person to gather roses in January.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
It matters not so much what you sing, but why . . .
It may be GUI but you still can't eat it
It said "Insert disk #3" but only two would fit.
It takes two to make a bargain.
It was a night like this, 40 million years ago.
It was so cold, I almost got married.
It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on.
It works better if you plug it in where it should be.
IT WON'T WORK!!!
It's 10:00pm. Do you know where your daughter is?
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
It's a bird- it's a plane- OH NO, it's the SysOp!
It's a coffee maker that fits in a 1/2 height drive bay!
It's a dirty job, . . . but somebody's got to do it!
It's a moo point. Like a cow's opinion. It just . . . doesn't matter . . . . It's moo.
It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers.
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it!
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
It's a tragedy that no men become like their mothers.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
It's all fun and games,'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *SPORT*
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
It's always darkest just before the dawn (so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it)
It's as easy as 3.14159265358979323846 . . .
It's better the world wonder why you *AREN'T* President.
It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
It's gonna take more than chocolate to get through this . . .
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
It's important that I NOT know.
It's love, it's love that makes the world go round.
It's more than a way of life; it's a modus vivendi!
It's my decision, and I'm making it. Maybe.
It's nobody's business, not even mine.
It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.
It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.
It's not a virus . . . it's just Windows 3.0!
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
It's not over until Milli Vanilli lip-syncs!
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
It's not over until the FAT table sings
It's not prejudice if you hate everyone equally.
It's not pretty being easy
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
It's only a hobby . . . only a hobby . . . only a.
It's Only a Hobby . . . Only a Hobby . . .
It's probably a bad day when you find a dead fish in your underwear.
It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC !
It's STILL just a DUMB machine!
It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead Of Politicians
It's what inside you, not the outside that counts.
It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Itsverydifficulttobecreativewithonlyfiftycharact
Itsverydifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharac
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
îy! Ë µîrî's ¸ p b-C ¹ ¸-r - \Ý \/Ýy Co <î!!
Izgubila je nevinost. Nalazac nije bio posten !
Izgubljena rucna bomba. Porodici nalazaca saucesce.
Izmaknuo sam mu stolicu, a on je ostao . . . . da visi !
Izvinite zbog ovih cestih izvinjavanja.
J i m m y H o f f a , c a l l y o u r o f f i c e.
J is for James who took lye, by mistake
J is for joking, with which Data annoys
J. Edgar Hoover slept with a night light on all night.
J. J. Pickle, Congressman (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.
J. Roy Rowland, Jr., Congressman (Ga.), was an Eagle Scout.
J. Terry Sanford, Senator (N.C.), was an Eagle Scout.
J. William Marriott, Jr., CEO, Marriott Corp., was an Eagle Scout.
J. D. McDuffie 1938-1991 #70
J. D. Quayle = Mr. Potatoe Head
J. J. Judkins for President. It's the RIGHT thing to do.
J. S. Bach wrote a one-act operetta called the Coffee Cantata.
J. S. Gillette's Commentary on Decisions: I always know what I<>want . . . I just keep changing my mind
J. S. to God: "And I thought the gathering of eggs was a chore!"
J. S.? Yeah, John Sheridan. This is supposed to be *ME*?
J!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnjjj (recipe courtesy of my three year old neice)
J'ai faim, insérez un hamburger dans le lecteur A: J'ai fait une provision de timbres-poste avant qu'ils n'augmentent
J'ai pas trouv‚ le backup: (A)bandon (R)efaire (P)aniquer
J'ai uni ame solitaire.
J'aime l'ƒne si doux marchant le long des houx
J'aime tout le monde. C'est une mani re de m'aimer moi sans que ca se
J'aimerais assez que mon oeuvre soit publiée a titre pré-posthume
J'me marie, j'me marie pas, j'fais un . . . SysOp
J'peux pas utiliser Windows: mon chat a mangé ma souris!
J'suis le Grand Zombie!
Ja #Sezame otvori se> a on #Incorrect Password>
Ja bih zaista trebao da ucim . . .
Ja das ist ein schnitzelbank!
Ja devojku volim na travi, u prirodnoj prirodi . . .
Ja ga posl'o u Minken da studira, a on cimer !?
Ja imam bombu u grudima i jedan zestok plan samo za dvoje
Ja ne znam nista o racunarima. Zato sam pozvao njih !
Ja nemam Ebola virus.
Ja nemam nameru nista da menjam!
Ja nikad necu biti s drugom, uz vino ja sam pored nje
Ja nisam AUTONOMAS, ja sam REPUBLIKANAC.
Ja nisam covek od jedne zelje!
Ja nisam isao u Jovinu Gimnaziju !
Ja nisam USER o naprotiv, meni je osmeh light motiv
Ja nosim samo samocu i tugu, ko zna sta ona sad oseca,
Ja sam danas razocaran skoro svim i svacim
Ja sam debeo, a ti si ruzan. Al' ja drzim dijetu !
Ja sam jedan ostavljeni tagOna me vise ne voli. :~(
Ja sam lud sto sam glup pa uvek ispadnem blesav.
Ja sam najveci ljubavnik.Tako mi desne ruke . . .
Ja sam ovde samo zbog para.
Ja sam pripadnik lepseg pola.
Ja sam strani placenik.
Ja sam suluhuidan tip :)
Ja sam Tag N§ ³º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ºÝ³³
Ja sam VOJVODJANIN !!!!!
Ja sam zvezda padalica. Pozeli zelju . . . .
Ja samo zujim-ne ubadam :)))))))
Ja svake noci sanjam, najlepse oci tvoje
Ja sve radim polako uverices se. O;)))
Ja u potpunosti delim svoje misljenje!!!
Ja vise ne stanujem ovde.
Ja volim svoje prijatelje. Srednje pecene.
JABBER . . . The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine . . .
JABBER - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
JABBER steals taglines . . . not me!
JABBER the no meat, no oil QWK reader
Jabberwockies, bandersnatches and jubjubs . . . .Oh! My!
JABIC Just Another B5 Improbable Coincidence
Jabjabber - After-fight interview
Jack & Jill . . . pail of water??? . . . Riiiight!
Jack & Jill file $10,000,000 lawsuit after hillside fall
Jack and Jill . . . pail of water? Riiiight!
Jack and Jill are over the hill.
Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill . . . .To Have Sex
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, but Jill prefers the candlestick.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over . . . oh, Jack!
Jack Butler has been caught stealing Taglines again
Jack Butler has no Elvis in him.
Jack Butler is an ass
Jack Butler's Ultimate Tagline File! 44 Meg and Still Growing!
Jack Daniel's Law of Motion: 'You can't fall off the floor'!
Jack Daniels and George Dickel, America's best known ambassadors!
Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people
Jack Daniels - It's not just for breakfast anymore
Jack Daniels makes my list of admired people . . . what's wrong with that?
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire, chestnuts nipping at your nose
Jack has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Jack hits the warp! - Larry
Jack in and feel the burn -=> Cyber Junkie
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick, but Jill prefers the candlestick.
Jack Kervorkian's patients NEVER complain !
Jack Lemmon wouldn't have made it as CEO of General Motors.
Jack: Limbless man stuck under a car
Jack O'Lobotomy - Removal of pulp and seeds from a pumpkin
Jack Snerdley - Official Call Screener for the Limbaugh Echo.
Jack, spend $40 on drinks - and THEN I'll tell you!
Jack, you've debauched my sloth
JACK NICKLAUS - One In Hole
Jack's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
Jack's Law: You can't fall off the floor
Jackbootedemperatorthug-aphobics United for Govornment Shrinking
Jacket blurb: Fable of contents.
Jackpot!
Jackrabbit Slim's: Next best thing to a time Machine
Jacques and Serge all at once??? Man oh man!!! This IS a good day!!!
Jade, amber, tiger-eye, garnet. I LIKE being stoned.
Jade: Over 1,000,000,000 Served
Jail for Tagline Thieves
Jail's $34-Million Price Tag Doesn't Include Cell Doors
Jailbait, n. - A girl with a Fisher-Price vibrator
Jailer, n. - One who is his brother's keeper
Jalapenos are only small pickles. Go ahead. Take a bite
Jalepeno's 'R' Us.
Jamaican bobsledders DO IT poorly, but they make movies about it.
Jamboree On The Air ― shortwave Scouting friendship.
Jamboree On The Air ― the World Jamboree from all over the world.
James A. Lovell Jr., Astronaut (Gemini, Apollo), was an Eagle Scout.
James Anteater Brown: the aardest varking man in show biz
James Bond in a pickle factory: licensed to dill.
James Bond is dead
James Bond rules, 00K
James Brady = Predator 3 ― he attacks if you have a gun
James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!"
James Brown doesn't know what is BBS.
James Brown: I've fallen and I can't get down.
James Dean taught Marc Bolan to drive
James Dixon, his mind closed, his mouth open.
James Dixon was seduced by the Quark side of the Force: Latinum.
James is a few fries short of a happy meal. (: James's a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore.
James Jontz, Congressman (Ind.), was an Eagle Scout.
James Laine only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
James Last wouldn't have made it as a marathon runner.
James R. Olin, Congressman (Va.), was an Eagle Scout.
James S. Brady, Press Secretary to President Reagan was an Eagle Scout.
James Watt is so dense, he absorbs neutrinos.
James, would you care to settle this outside?
JAMES BOND - No Moore
JAMES EARL CARTER - " Found a Peanut . . . "
Jamforx - The ability of cramming one more utensil in the dishwasher
Jamie Farr: Vulcan sex with an out-of-work actor.
Jamie mist safe hand well
Jamming with Blue Wave, QEdit and Maximus!
Jamming with Silver Xpress!
Jan 1, 1994 - Unfinished Business. Jan 1, 1995 - Finished Business!
Jan 17, 1994: Earthquake struck Los Angeles; 6.6 on the Richter Scale.
Jandor opened the saddlebags and found them full
Jane Fonda Falls Twelve thousand feet out of Helicopter . . . and survives
Jane Fonda is the Mother Of My Child, Reveals Jarvis Cocker
Jane sees Dick, Jane likes Dick, Jane plays with Dick
Jane Stewart's mother: "And always be generous, Jane."
Jane, you say it's all over for you and me, girl
Jane, you're playing a game called
JANE EYRE - Vanished into Thin Eyre
Janet Hayes SPEAKS ABOUT Leather/SM Taglines!
Janet! I'm running with scissors! Better kill me before I lose an eye!
Janie's Got a Gun
January. It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese
Janyway's animal guide: Newt "Gingrich"
Jao tata vidi gospodin Rajkovic! Sta mu je?? Sad mu nije nista . . .
Japan: Jump And Pump All Night
Japan says your illiterate.
JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet ― I wonder if we'll ever reach their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING
Japanese Animation Rule #91: 100 ton hammers are highly accessible.
Japanese battleship dead ahe@#$#@$ NO CARRIER
Japanese Cookbook: "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
Japanese is strange. I Kana understand it
Japanese Pet Store Slogan: "Buy one get one flea!"
Japanese proverb: "Mi kara deta sabi."
Japanese say Americans are lazy? HAH! At least we cook OUR fish.
Japanese tagline #1: Kora wa hon desu
Japanese think Americans are lazy? At least we COOK fish!
JAPANESE ANIMATION: 101 Ways To Blow Up The Earth
JAPANESE: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
Japenese is strange. I Kana understand it.
Japple . . . an Apple computer sold in Japan.
Jared, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Jared would rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!
Jargon is a method of succeeding by anti-simplification.
Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying.
Jargon: method of succeeding by antisimplification
Jason Blanks reminds me of London - Always in a fog.
Jason, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!
Jason joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party
Jason Levine makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.
Jason Meaden - SysOp - Rough N Ready - TeamOS/2 -
Jason Rothstein is to Fidonet, what The Canadians are to hockey.
Jason turned in his hockey mask for OS/2.
Jason White wrote: Wow! How old are you!?!?! I am 14 (almost 15).
Jason, you certainly know how to make a Point!
Jason, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leep. (BOOT TO THE HEAD)
Jaundice - To include in a group
Jaunty!
Jaunty! is locked inside a chocolate factory . . . DON'T send help!
Jaunty! seen pushing clone off bell tower; busted 4 obscene clone fall
Jaunty!'s birthdate has B.C. at the end of it!
Javacise - Burst of motion after spilling coffee in one's lap.
Jaw - A shark without as much teeth
Jaws caught Jezus allright!
Jaws: even ankle-deep water conceals predators as big as Winnebagos
Jaws-The man whom would not die
Jay is nowhere, man.
Jay Leno is a token white on the new Tonight Show
Jay Leno votes for my taglines
Jay Miner is dead. :-( Long live the AMIGA!!!
Jay Miner's dog helped design my Amiga! Cool!
Jay Moock only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Jazz, girls, drugs, communism . . . What a "party"!!
Jazz is what jazz players play when they play jazz !!
Jazz isn't for everybody . . . It's BETTER than that!
Jazz Musician - Juggler using harmonies instead of oranges
Jazz: the highest common denominator!
Jazz: the Joy of Sax
Jazz: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
JAZZ, isn't for everyone . . . it's too good for everyone!
JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe
JAZZ TRIO MAN - Joel's super hero
JB> It is better to feed one cat than many mice
JB> It works better if you plug it in . . . unless it's the cat
Je d‚fendrai jusqu' . . . la mort votre droit . . . mon opinion
Je m'appelle Bill Gates, Dieu n'a qu' . . . se tenir p‚nard :)
Je me souviens
Je mens toujours
Je pense, donc je suis.
Je pense que je pense, donc je pourrais tre
Je pexu tapre 300 most a la mniute
Je plotter, desto flotter!
Je préf re encore avoir une photo ratée d'un type comme moi qu'une photo
Je suis celibataire par choix : personne ne m'a choisi
Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!
Je suis un antisolipsiste. Tout le monde existe sauf moi
Je t'aime, je t'adore.
Je t'emerde, espece de porc a la manque!
Je te l'ai dit cent mille fois: N'EXAGERE PAS!
Je vois que vous avez une chou!!!
Je*o te Haso,za koga ti navijas,za mene il' za medjeda?
Jealousy . . . All the fun you think they have
Jealousy and Astrology: Two things I never get involved with.
Jealousy causes a lot of the "Anti-Earnhardt" messages
Jealousy has often been a motive for murder.
Jealousy is the injured lover's hell.
Jealousy is the weapon - you kill me
Jean Chretien's golf course: The wearying of the green.
Jean Claude Van Damme: Feet of fury, mouth of marbles.
Jean Nate, jock strap, rotted- Crow describes smell
Jean Taylor's the Lawn Ranger.
Jeane Moore has been diagnosed with Tagline Fever.
JEANEALOGY: The study of Levi's, Wranglers, and other denims.
Jeaux sans Frontiere
Jebes ribu sa VEKS-a :) (i ja bi)
Jebes ti taj nisan, da nisam ja otvorio vrata ne bi mi udarili pesaka.
JEBO TE ONAJ KO TI DADE VOLAN!!!!
Jedan ce ludak letjeti, kroz planine, do tebe
Jedem leba i parizer, ja sam Vosin simpatizer!
Jedino da uhvatimo i izlemamo sefa.
Jedis never die, they fade away !
Jedite spanac i bicete snazni i celavi. sifra "Popaj"
Jedne noci ni sam ne znam koje, tvoje usne bice samo moje.
Jedni grabe napred, a drugi otpozadi.
Jednim udarcem teram u gips, a drugim u grob!!!
Jednog dana nema me, da nikada ne dodjem !
Jeeez . . . even my tagline suggestion file was empty on this one!
Jeesh! . . . . You go right for the throat!
Jeez, Billy . . . you sure look Keen!
Jeez, if you love Honkus . . .
Jeez, sometimes I crack myself up!
Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!t
Jeez. I almost had him right where I wanted him.
Jeez! I'm Getting Older By Leaps and Bounds!
Jeez! This is getting preachy!
Jeezy cow!!!!
Jeezzzz it's tough to be over the hill at such a young age!
Jeff Bingaman, Senator (N.M.), was an Eagle Scout.
Jeff Crow is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion.
Jeff is a wanky bastard
Jeff Smith cooks AND dances as The Frugging Gourmet!
Jeff to Tonya: I'm free next year, if you are maybe we
Jeff, yeah, yeah, we're getting you. - Sinclair
Jefferson Airplane/Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Darcy . . . male gigolo. Marcy Darcy . . . female impersonator.
Jefferson figured we'd need at least 2-3 revolutions per century.
Jefferson said: "God forbid this country goes twenty years without blood flowing in the streets."
Jeg vil godt have et semikolon her -> ;
Jehovah is an alien and still threatens this planet!
Jehovah Java, my reviver, caffeine is sufficient for me
Jehovah's Witlesses: Always at the door, Never anything new to say
Jehovah's Witnesses: (def) Knock, knock, "S**t happens"
Jehovah's Witnesses: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight
Jehovah's Witnesses of Borg: Can we come in and talk to you about Assimilation?
Jehovah's Witnesses of Borg: Only the first 144,000 will be assimilated.
Jehovah's Witnesses of Borg: We just Assimilate you for a few minutes?
Jehovah's Witnesses Relocation Program Director
Jehovah's Witnesses rock music: "All Along the Watchtower."
Jehovah's Witnesses: so serious that you can only joke about them
Jehovah's Witnesses!!?? I didn't know He was on
Jehovah, Yahweh, Allah, . . . What's he hiding with all those aliases?
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! - Life of Brian
Jel' bi ti tantario Tanju ?
Jel' ova linija mora uvek da bude ukljucena?
Jell-O: Kool-Aid with a hard-on.
Jello and chocolate pudding on the computer <children> delete Y/N?
Jello and onions! - Al, on Sam's choice of snack food, "8 1/2 Months"
Jello can be violent in the wrong hands
Jello is antimatter.
Jello is Kool-Aid with a hard-on.
Jello, n. - Kool-Aid with an erection
JELLO: KoolAid with a hard on!
JELLO WRESTLING . . . the best food fight there is!
Jelly; usually found on bread, kids and keyboards
Jellybean, Aardvark, Hayden, Haberdashery
Jellybeans and Windows are essentially evil.
Jemimites - Tiny pancakes formed from batter that fell offthe ladle
Jeni Morgan for Governor of Texas
Jenna Jameson joins the Navy! (She has a passion for seamen . . . )
Jennie Garth is "HOTT".
Jennie Garth is a "BABE".
Jennie's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
Jennifer Vitelli, that explains it all!
Jenny and me was like peas and carrots again. Forrest Gump
Jenny bought an apple and a lemon. The apple was a peach but the lemon was a lemon
Jenny came back and stayed with me. Forrest Gump
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
Jenny Jones wants you for this "secret admirer show"
Jenny Shipley . . . a good example of why animals eat their young!
Jenny's engaging in another of those Real-Life Simulations
Jep - you are right!
Jer alkohol je nas zivot i on nam znaci sve
Jer Amerika je zemlja daleka..nazalost :(
Jer jak je glas sto me doziva, sa druge obale - sa one obale
Jer pivo je nas zivot, i ono nam znaci sve . . .
Jer za ljubav treba imat dusu
Jer za tebe vise nema povratka, sta uradi ova kurva zelen
Jeramia was a bulltag. He was a good friend of mine.
Jeremiah Johnson might drive a Summit.
Jeremy, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!
Jeremy Mullins's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Jeremy spoke in / class today . . . . . . . . . .blam
Jeremy Wong (1978-1994): One only dies when one is truly forgotten
Jerk (n): What is found on both ends of fishing lines.
Jerky Boys! - Crow as guy hangs up phone
Jerome Greene "Just the FAQ's"
Jerry ASCII and Jerry receives.
Jerry Brown loves Ronald Reagan.
Jerry Faries only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Jerry, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
Jerry Lawler vs. Tazz, the eternal debate: "Puppies!" "Tomatos!" "PUPPIES!!!" "TOMATOES!!!"
Jerry the Belly Button Elf: "I HATE LINTLOAF Aaaaagh . . . "
Jerry wrote this in the fall of 1993.
Jerry, You are just like a crab, always on the ball . . . <G<
Jersey Shore's Dance Music Net!!!!!! FREQ "DANCE" 1:107/453
JERUSALEM activates Friday 13th
JERUSALEM (Anarkia-B) activates October 12th
JERUSALEM (Arnakia) activates Tuesday the 13th
JERUSALEM (January 25th) activates Jan 25th
JERUSALEM (Jerusalem-PLO) activates Jul - Dec
JERUSALEM (Mendoza) activates Jul - Dec
JERUSALEM (Payday) activates Fridays (not 13th)
JERUSALEM (Phenome) activates any Saturday
JERUSALEM (11-30) activates Nov 30th
Jes' da sam celav i dlakav k'o medved, al' imam DUSU!
Jesi li video zenu Stivija Vondera? Nije ni on.
Jesse James was a good shot, but you'll be a hotshot with Messenger!
Jesse, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Jesse's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
Jessie Jessie, Jessie Jessi-cah . . . Now she's far away . . . (Ethnix)
Jest da nam je zemlja mala al je leglo kriminala
Jest - What the doctor ordered.
Jeste da imam spor clock, ali zato redovno doterujem sistemski sat.
Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
Jet engine: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. Sound familiar?
Jet engine theory: suck, squeeze, bang, blow . . .
Jet Engine Theory - Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!
Jet engines suck and blow. Sorry, no gay aircraft allowed here
Jet Jaguar . . . AMMMMMMAAAAAOOOUUUUGHHHH!!!
Jet ne sais pas: Can you fly this thing?
Jet noise - The sound of freedom!
Jet Noise . . . the sound of freedom.
Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrustitty
Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Walrustitty: the Silly Candidate in '96!
Jets are here to stay! (well, for this year)
Jetschpiel - The animated "safety speech" given on airlines
JETSON You're FIRED!
Jetzt mit noch besserer fido-adresse
Jeux sans frontieres.
JEWELERS mount real gems. Jewelry Hillary would look best in? Handcuffs!
Jewish boy to parents: "Mom, Dad . . . I think I'm goy."
Jez? He's a kinda biscuit
Jezik ljubavi je u ocima
Jezik za zubima je nas sluzbeni jezik
JFK: Killed because he wanted to tell TRUTH about UFO's! -Anon
JFK was shot by @!#$&@&!#$ NO CARRIER
JH 28.8k cherche compagne pour réseau. 300 bps s'abstenir
JH3 - ¢ CTRL 'v‚ g§t th‚ r CTRL ght "ü‚ b„b šh HšH
JH3 - §-'vŠ g§ Th p‹ghT ¤‚ á . . . á šh HšH
Jheeesh!!!
Jhegaala shifts as moments pass
Jhereg feeds on others' kills.
Jiggle the plot. Sometimes you have to kick it.
Jigglysomething - Irritating way the camera bounces in yuppie commercials
JIHAD! upon those who declare holy wars!
Jim Bakker taught his dog to heal, drink whiskey, and chase hookers.
Jim, be careful. - Spock | WE will. - McCoy
Jim Beam me up, Scotty
Jim Beam, Scotty!
Jim Bob: Computer software for ya'all.
Jim Bolger is my shephard, I shall soon want.
Jim Brady relied on the Government for his safety
Jim Cooper, Congressman (Tenn.), was an Eagle Scout.
Jim Derr <jim.derr@kandy.com< CSERVE(76266,2634)
Jim: Do you know what English sea monsters have for lunch? Slim: Of course ― fish and ships
Jim is such a bad lover he once caught a peeping tom booing him
Jim Jones Eat sh*t and die
Jim McDougal . . . Would you buy a used governor from this man?
Jim Morrison's favourite BBS activity? Playing The Doors!
Jim Taylor? I heard he is a man of sorts
Jim: That Jones girl doesn't seem to be very intelligent. Jack: No, she didn't pay any attention to me, either
Jim Waddell only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Jim Jones - It's a Kool-Aid Day
Jim's World. Party time, excellent!
Jimi Hendrex's modem was a Purple Hayes.
Jimi Hendrix rules!!!
Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes ? . . . ? Oh, yeah, baby
Jimm . . . Jammes . . . Jimmmmy????
Jimm's got an infotel! Jimm's got an infotel!
Jimmer the .QWK mail door for RBBS.
Jimmmmmmmmm, Jimbo, Jimaruskie, Jimarino, the Jimster
Jimmy Buffet for President.
Jimmy Hoffa - A Man Among Giants
Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
Jimmy Hoffa found in Elvis Presley's grave! Film at 11.
Jimmy Hoffa Found!!! Tammy Faye's Makeup Removed!!!
Jimmy Hoffa has been spotted on the Promenade! Or mabye it's Odo again.
Jimmy Hoffa is buried here ― ― ― > X or is it here? ― > X or..?
Jimmy Hoffa, please call your office immediately!
Jimmy Hoffa ― please call home.
Jimmy Hoffa VIRUS: Your programs can never be found again
Jimmy makes chairs now. Bet the legs aren't even
Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!
Jimmy says resistance is futile. Jimmy says you will be assimilated
Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
JIMMY DURANTE - Inka Dinka Done
Jimmy's goin' into shock! Jimmy
Jimmy's going to get you, Kramer! Jimmy
Jimmy ― An implement useed by men of acquisitive natures who cannot afford seats in the Stock Exchange
Jingle writers work under ad verse conditions
Jinxy's Veterinary and Taxidermy ― "Either Way You Get Your Dog Back"!
Jippi Yah Yeh
Jive Trek: . . . to macholy boogie down where no dude boogied before
JJ was watching Geraldo talk about SysOp & trek tags needed on 08-07-93
JJ> ok . . . i will. after i figure out what re.. what are they for??
JJ> they
JJJ!!!!:*#/g_lqerJJJJJJ!!!{ 8ry]@jvBnjjjjj (Jaeda's recipe)
JJoohhnn, wwhhaatt ddooeess AAlltt ― EE ddoo??
JKB said! My Cat sleeps in "Cats-Cradles ― it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! "Cat-a-Lan" a network of Cats ― they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! "Cat-Tags" can be a nice way to go ― they're habit forming!
JKB said! December 25th. "Cat-a-Claus" is coming ― Ho Ho Ho!!!
JKB said! My Cat crawls under *Beds* . . . Software crawls under *Windows*
JKB said! My Cat goes "Cat-Blanche" ― it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! My Cat likes "Cat-Mobiles" ― they stop at "Cats-X-ings!"
JKB said! My Cat likes serial Mice for breakfast! it's the "Cats-Meow"
JKB said! My Cat looks for "Bugs-in-Win95"-they're the "Cats-Meoww!"
JKB said! My Cat loves "Santa-Cat-Alina" ― it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! My Cat uses "Cat-Apults" ― they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! Sea Cats prefer "Cat-Amarans" ― they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! WARNING: *Cats* chase Birds ― could be habit forming!!!
JKeyboard Not Found - Press [F1] to Continue
JLP: Jump and Lose Pointer
JLP: one who does not need to pretend to be someone else
JLR: Jump and Lose Return
JMail-H 2.80 (Omega 4a)
JMP if you love assembly language!
JMS has said that Morden was indeed human.
JN: Jump to Nowhere
JNA trt ili smrt?
JNL: Jump when programmer is Not Looking
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a tagline
Jo, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
JO(inside)KE < ― inside joke. <g>
JO(inside)KE ― inside joke
Joan Baez had more combat experience than George W. Bush! But then so does Ronald McDonald.
Joan of Arc heard voices too
Joan of Arc is alive and medium well.
Joan of Arc is dead . . . long live Joan of .ZIP!!!
Joan of Arc: patron saint of welders
Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.
Joan of Arc was a virgin, and look where it got her!
Joan of Arc was the patron saint of welding.
Joan Rivers of Borg . . . Can we assimilate?
JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Dead Bishops Conference Host
JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Dog Kennels Conference Host
JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Lumberjacks Conference Host
Job available in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel
Job hunting in California is like fishing in a chlorinated swimming po
Job not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)elfare.
Job opening . . . native-born Esperanto speakers only.
Job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
Job security? Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!
Job wanted. minimum hours, high pay, good benefits.
JOB: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning
Jobbies Bottoms Willies Farts Fannies and Poohs
Jobs are delegated to the person who understands them the least.
Jobs Rated Almanac: President, US . . . 241 out of 250.
Jocaboodle: A stash of sports figure trading cards.
Jock (Slang), n. - Guy who can squeeze "I love you" into a single belch!
Jockey's daughter, but all the horse manure
Jockey's Rule of Thumb: Put your money where your mount is.
Jockulars: Happy sports announcers.
Jocular - Of or relating to sports
Joe "Skinny Legs" Tagliano? - Dr. Forrester
Joe Biden writes these quotes down . . . I wonder why?
Joe, did you get Jean's ansi figured out yet?
Joe Dufresne: Random Genius, Thinker of Sometimes Great Thoughts
Joe Goyette - Barney's biggest fan.
Joe Goyette is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality
Joe have you ever been a member of the Illuminati?
Joe Hazelwood for Governor of Alaska
Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. Repeat
Joe McCarthy is dead. . . . good!
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
Joe McCarthy was cloned, and the clone calls himself Limbaugh.
Joe McCarthy would have wanted everyone to use MS-DOS.
Joe Peschi died for our sins.
Joe Salemi and Ed Lee are the moderators. Accept no substitutes - Anna
Joe Servo - The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo!
Joe Siegler - . . . wall panels are really walls in reality
Joe Siegler - "I know I'm right; you're an ass."
Joe Siegler - Bleh!
Joe Siegler - Conference 7 - Seems I was right all along
Joe Siegler - DOOM is not an Apogee game!
Joe Siegler - Even tougher than a CyberDemon Lord
Joe Siegler - I don't mind quickies, but not with food
Joe Siegler - I haven't been able to kill myself without
Joe Siegler - It'll be out when it's finished!!!
Joe Siegler - It's only $22 if you do it right!
Joe Siegler - Master of the Canned Response
Joe Siegler - My mind doesn't go blank, it clouds up!
Joe Siegler - SWC's Main Board chat police
Joe Siegler - SWC's very own "Mr. Disgusting Coffee Cup"
Joe Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
Joe vs. the Volcano = screenwriter vs. audience
Joe Winnett : 4015 Penrod; Dallas, Tx. 75211
Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns
Joe Wins At A Track Meet - By C. Howie Runns
JOE NAMATH - Passed Away
Joe. aka <joseph.lalingo@westonia.com>
Joe! A thrustmaster is _not_ a sex toy
Joe's Dinner - "Buffett Special - $2.99 - All You Can Hold Down"
Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!
Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
Joe's Point ― A Tripacer in the Sky
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
Joey Kocur: Ever wonder if his last name holds any precedence - COKER?
Joey the Lemur!
Joey the Lemur! - Mads sing
Jog my memory? I didn't realize it was overweight!
Jog to work tomorrow - Just for the health of it !
Joggers and zodiacs and darts, WTF!
Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion
Jogging my memory is about as close as I get to exercise!
Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger - "I'll be BACH!"
John Bryant, Senator (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.
John Burrows is Elvis Presley
John Cage on the sound track - Mike
John Caradine for Viceroy - Tom
John Colosio | jcolosio@fatal.com |BBS 916(365)7456/6104
John Cretein speaks out of the side of his mouth
John D. Schapiro, Chairman, Boston Metals, was an Eagle Scout.
John D. Waihee III, Governor (Ha.), was an Eagle Scout.
John Deere won't stand behind its manure spreaders
JOHN AKERS - Goodbye, Mr. Chips
JOHN BARTLETT - "R.I.P."
JOHN BELUSHI - I'm a SOUL, man
JOHN CLAYES 1207 RAILROAD AVE. KEWANEE,IL.61443
JOHN DOE - Gone But Not Forgotten
JOHN LENNON - Number Nine . . . or was it 910 ..the one after 909
JOHN WAYNE IS BIG LEGGY
JOHNNY ACTION FINGER - Tom's super hero
JOHNNY KINGSFORD - edges light evenly - Crow's super hero
JOHNSON-LAIRD'S LAW - Toothache tends to start on Saturday night.
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er . . .
Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia
Join the ASCII ribbon campaign against HTML /\ e-mail and Microsoft attachments.
JOIN Orphan Voyage of Alabama today PO BOX 45754 Madison, WI. 53744
JOIN the club? I FOUNDED the club
JOIN THE ALL-CAPS BBS CLUB! THE WAY BBSING USED TO BE!
JOIN THE BAN OF ASCII 97 THROUGH 122!
JOIN THE PARTNERSHIP FOR A FUNDAMENTALIST-FREE AMERICA
JOIN! The Pink Bunny Rangers. Special weapons training in Snare drums.
JoJo was a man who thought he was a tagline . . .
JOKER BURGERS!!! Talk about a HAPPY MEAL!!!-Joker
JOKES - The Politically InCorrect conference.
JOKES ― the politically incorrect conference.
JOLLY GREEN GIANT - Rest In Peas
JOLT COLA: TWICE THE CAFFINE
JORDACHE: Pain in the jord
Jos nisam zavrsio ovaj Ta
JOSEPH E. SEAGRAM - He's With Us In Spirits
JOSHI activates Jan 5th
JOURNALIST: Person with nothing on his mind & the power to express it.
JOURNALISTS do it write.
JOUST NAKED @==>>============>
JOY - Jesus first, Others second, Yourself last.
JOYSTICK: Peripheral used by consulting adults.
JOZXYQK - The sound made when you get your sexual organs
JPA: Jump when Pizza Arrives
JPEG: a GIF corruption utility (virus?)
JR> Calvin and Hobbes Taglines!
JR> concerning the words "laywer", "lawyers", "barrister", "solicitor" o
JR> Error Taglines!
JR>ERROR .TAG- Last updated on 06/29/1995 with 106 taglines
JS³ I'm looking for some taglines relating to "vomiting"
JUaqg haqfr vaqttden ki taqngdentblofrdet
Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.
JUG-U-LATE, v. to cut the throat
JUGGERNAUT: Der Fukkengratt Trukken
JUICE!!!
JULIA CHILD - Whisked Away
JULIA CHILDS - Ciao
Julius Caesar On An Aldus Lamp.
JULY 13TH activates Jul 13th
JUMP OFF OF THE CLIFF by Hugo First
JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.
JUMP! ― One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong
Jumped, not pushed - aD 2001
JUNE 16TH activates Jun 16th
JUNE: When young men graduate from college and begin their education.
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!!!!
Junk software doesn't require MNP transfers
JUNK = stuff we throw away. STUFF = junk we keep.
JUNK(n): stuff we throw away. STUFF(n): Junk we keep.
JUNKFOOD.EXE - necessary command or file name
JURORS do it at her majesties pleasure (UK).
JURORS hand down their verdict.
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
JURY: 12 people of average ignorance.
JURY: 12 people who determine which side has the better lawyer.
JURY BACK: Trust Innocent! It was curiosity that killed the cat!
JURY: Twelve people chosen to determine the best lawyer
Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean you're not being watched
Just because.
Just being a SysOp qualifies you for the Butterfly Nets.
Just caaaall on Super Chicken! Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!
Just checking out the *one* tagline problem, that's all
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.
Just gimma a slice of . . .
Just give me the chocolate and no one will get hurt!
Just got a new car for my wife . . . Great trade . . .
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)
Just sliding down the razor blade of life . . .
Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me.
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Just take those old records off the shelf . . .
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Just trying to keep up . . .
Just waiting for a new version . . . . . .
Just what does that mean?
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
JUST . . . CRY . . . *HAVOK* . . . !!!
JUST A MATTER OF TIME
JUST ANOTHER INMATE IN THIS ASYLUM!
JUST ANOTHER WITHDRAWAL FROM THE INSANITY BANK
JUST ROOTIN' AROUND.
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING DAVE?
JUSTHOWMANYCHARACHTERSCANYOUPOSSIBLYFITONONETAGLINEANYWAY
Justice is blind and in some cases . . . deaf and dumb.
Justice is incidental to law and order.
JUXTATAG: [Pause] I 'ave no idea wot that means
JVC-the Northgate of the VCR world
*-*-*-*-*-*- KABLOOIE! -*-*-*-*-*-*
Kad cheljad nisu besna, ni kuca nije tesna <|{)
Kad je neko lud, ne budi mu u ogledalu.
Kad muskarac upeca soma, to je ribolov, a zena to je brak.
Kada narcis razbije ogledalo, cetrdeset dana nosi crninu.
Kada resavas problem, puno pomaze ako znas resenje.
KadpritisnemSpacenistasenedesava
Kako se ono zove zenski polni organ??? Na vrh mi jezika . . . .
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep London tidy ― eat a pigeon.
Keep this door closed at all times' (!?)
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid; Open it and you'll remove all doubt.
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut, & not upon the hole
Kernels should stay kernels.
KEYBOARD, A device used to enter errors into a computer.
Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.
Kick butt now, take names later?
Kick cat for service.
Kill the lawyers first.
Kill your idol
Kin-HELL!" cried Pooh as Tigger kicked him in the testicles
Kindly use all of your fingers when you wave. <sigh>
KINGDOM.ZIP!! More than a game, it's an adventure!
Kisa pada, trava raste, mi je susimo, pa je pusimo . . .
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
Kjhf7u2sfgywh . . . HEY, get the cat off my computer!
Klaatu Barada Nicotine!!!
Klaatu! Barada nicto!
KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!
Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honor*!
Klingons have Ridges.
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
Know what I mean . . . Vern?
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also.
Ko drugome jamu kopa sam u Nju Orleans . . .
Ko duze ceka posao, pre ce ga dobiti . . .
Ko hoce bolje siroko mu minsko polje!
Ko je napravio ovo SRANJE?! Dokle ce biti sranja u ovoj konf . . . mislim
Ko je za, ruke uvis!
Ko peva zlo ne misli.Ko misli nije mu do pevanja.
Ko pre devojci, sam u nju upada.
Ko ranije umre, bice lepsi les.
Ko ranije umre, duze je mrtav.
Ko se kompjutera masi, od njega i gine.
Ko To kaaz da ja neum em dakucamm?
Ko zna cije je to maslo . . .
Ko zna zashto je to dobro . . .
KO RADI TAJ I GRESI O:)
Kokoska je nacin jednog jajeta da se razmnozava.
Koliko do sledeceg TAG-a . . . Tri sata . . . Izdrzacu . . .
Koliko je 0 radijana u stepenima? Hmm . . . Da! 273.16 K!
Konji imaju vraski dobar razlog da se ne klade na ljude.
Korisnici: Ne kvasi ih i ne daj im da jedu posle ponoci.
Kosa opada zato sto nije zimzelena !
KPLA Klingon Radio: All glory, all the time!
Kroz zatvorena usta hrana ne prolazi.
Krvni pritisak nije preporucljivo meriti oko vrata
Kuacm 300 rechi u mniutu!
Kukavica u opasnosti ne misli mozgom vec nogama.
Kupujte Atari. Uvek moze ponestati drva za lozenje.
"'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'"
La parfume adher toujours a la main qui offre les roses.
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
Laboratory experiments have shown that 100% of rats died.
Lack of sex causes poor eyesight.
Ladies and Gentlemen . . . Elvis has left the building.
Ladies with an attitude.
Lako me je prebiti, sto me ne vodis na veceru !!
Laku noc.
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
LaQuinta-in Spanish means "Right next to Denny's
Large cats are no no's, but a little pussy is fine.
(Laryngitis) , !" (Laryngitis)
Last 2 words of the national anthem - PLAY BALL!
Last night, our sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes.
Last one out has to clean up the mess
Last one out of Massachusetts, shut off the lights.
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Latest figures show the death rate remaining steady at one per person.
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Laugh, and the world ignores you. . . . Crying doesn't seem to work either.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you!
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
<Laugh> If only the innocents knew . . . :)
<Laugh> You don't have to give into temptation *every* time..<g>
Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled.
Lawyers: the larval form of Politician.
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Laz je tachka u kojoj se seku dve istine.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Lean books are often larded with the fat of others' works
Learn a foriegn language . . . C
Learn about a lot of things and the world will open up to you.
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all . . .
Learning without thought is labor lost.
Leave bad enough alone!
Leave me alone, I'm having a crisis!
Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Lekari grese, malo sami a malo sa medicinskim sestrama.
Lepota * pamet = konstanta
Let Art alone. He's got enough guys sleeping with him.
Let Art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!
Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.
Let me say this: bein' an idiot is no box of chocolates.
Let no good deed go unpunished.
Let the PTT be with You!
Let them eat cache.
Let X = X.
Let's blow this joint . . . starting with the cute guy over there.
Let's choose up sides and argue about it!
Let's go DX around the world
Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun.
Let's Keep Incest In The Family!
Let's Keep Incest Where it Belongs - In The Family.
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.
Let's spend the night together!
Liberal: One who leaves the room when the fight begins. Conservative: One who starts fight but doesn't really understand why.
"Lie On the Floor and Stay Calm"
Life . . . too many questions, damn few answers.
"Life," said Marvin, "Don't talk to ME about life!"
Life before the real world ― work.
Life begins after coffee!
Life begins at contraception
Life has a great deal up its sleeve.
Life is a bitch, but some of the puppies are cute.
Life is a lot like parachuting in that it's important to do it right the first time
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease . . . no cure!
Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
Life is about timing.
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life is as easy as 3.141592653589 . . .
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life is full of little surprises. ― Pandora
Life is hard with an extended alphabet . . . <sigh>
Life is like a metaphor
Life is like a simily
Life is like an analogy.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
Life is like photography. You develop the negative.
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
Life is sexually transmitted . . . and terminal!
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life is wonderful. Without it, you wouldn't know me.
Life, n.: a sexually transmitted disease that is fatal.
Life starts at '030, fun starts at '040, impotence starts at '86
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
LIfe is like a box of chocolates, fundies are turds mixed in the box
Life's a beach, then you dive.
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
Life's too short for bad coffee.
Life's unfair - but root password helps!
Lifestyles of thr Rich and PC Compatible.
Like it or not this is a tagline, too.
like Topsy, it "just growed"
Liposuction will destroy your FAT.
Lips that touch Liquor, shall never touch mine.
List(en)ing by phone . . .
Listen Sparky!
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits . . .
LISTEN to your children
Listing for quotes.tags tags
Live and let Spam.
Live long and prosper . . . But don't let the IRS know.
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.
Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.
Living on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun.
Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality.
Ljubav dva kompjutera sa zajednickim terminalom je tehnoloski incest.
Ljubav je bolest zbog koje se ide u krevet.
Ljudsko kod kompjutera jeste nedostatak savesti.
Loading WIN 95 . . . Want some coffee?
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Look at the weaver, looming in the corner!
Look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look, mom: âA ý üªîó NO CARRIER
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Look out for #1 and don't step in #2 either.
Look out for barking dogs that bite.
Look out for number one. But don't step in number two!
Look out! . . . Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
Look unimportant - The enemy may be low on ammo
Look where you're going or you won't get there.
Looking for Vanna's brains . . . did you find them?
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
LOOKOUTDAMMIT . . . !!! I'm áeta Testing!! ²²²²²
LOOKOUTGODDAMMIT . . . !!! I'm Beta Testing!!͸
Looks like a booger ― > @ , but its s not.
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts!!
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Love & scandal are coffee's best sweeteners.
Love and Trust: Oral sex between cannibals.
Love is a matter of chemistry; Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a sickness that slows down your career
Love is blind - marriage is the eye-opener.
Love is grand . . . Divorce is twenty grand . . .
Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties.
Love means an unlimited charge card!
Love, n.: a situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge intact.
Love thy neighbour . . . just don't get caught!
Love truth but pardon error.
Love your enemies ― it makes them so damned mad.
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
Love's a Bitch, Duck . . .
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
Ludo burazere, ludo ! . . .
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
Lunatic asylum: where optimism most flourishes.
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market.
Lycanthopy Nooooooooowwwww !! µÍÍÍÄÄÄ
Lysdexics of the world, untie!
M d ¤gŠr§ CTRL s wh‰¤ ¡ k¤"w wh‘t 'm d§‹üg.
M - I - C Seeya real soon!
Mƒd ‘ m‚üt . . . l ü"t , b CTRL t ô•rg"t wh‚r ‹ p—t ‹t.
Ma naci ce se i za to vremena ;))
MA DAJ MI VEC JEDNOM TU BUNDEVU !!! :))))
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Macho does not prove mucho.
Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The OS Hangs!
Macro Macro Macro
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband
Madam I'm Adam
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Madonna Gump: Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time
Madre que consiente engorda una serpiente.
Magick Happens!
Mail found: praise SysOp!
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
Mail Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame SysOp.
Majstore prikucaj jos jedan.Klizim! (u potpisu)ISUS . . .
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make another pot of coffee . . . I'm gonna read mail.
Make friends with SysOps; page them at 3:00 am.
Make like a drum and beat it!
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make someone happy; mind your own business.
Make them eat wake
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Make your wife angry during sex: Call her up.
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Mama, mama, neki ludak se seta u mojoj glavi!
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a Danish!
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man Shoots Sparks When He Passes Gas!
Management's job is to keep 'em too busy to look for other jobs.
Managing programmers is like herding cats.
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Many are cold but few are frozen.
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many pages make a thick book.
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
¤ ¤ ― Marcel Marceau.
MARKY IS ALL YOURS!
Marriage, a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter.
Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Married by the law of man, divorced thanks to God.
Mary had a little lamb . . . a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was quite surprised.
Mary had a little RAM ― only about a MEG or so.
Masochist: "Whip me!". . . . Sadist: "No! . . . Give me Quotes"
Math problems? Call 1-800-[5E1*(9^2+18/3)+49^(1/2)
Maths and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
Matrix me the Epson way!
May the Farce be with you
May the Great God of SysOpping smile upon you. :)
May the Porsche be with you . . . .
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
May you live in interesting times
May you never live to see your wife a widow
May your screen live long and phosphor.
Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake!
Maybe it's right to be nervous now . . .
Maybe yer just a Bay City Rollers fan . . .
MAYBE, and that's final!
Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator
McD's sign-World famous hot coffee-Over 2.5 million awarded
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
Me hav'um heap fucking trouble". - Tonto the programmer
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Me: one who operates at a 90 angle to reality
Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos !
Me? . . . a skeptic? . . . I trust you have proof.
Mean people suck.
Meaning of life: To m$'ÝóË ½ NO CARRIER
Meat Community = Mesna Zajednica
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke . . . )
Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything.
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
MegaMail ― ― What A Wonderful Toy!
MegaReader á tester - and PROUD of it!
MegaReader áeta árigade
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!
Memory . . . .?? . . . .What memory??
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Memory is no problem, as long as you have enough . . .
Memory is the second thing to go; I forget what's first.
Men give love to get sex, women give sex to get love.
Men of peace usually are [brave].
Mene boli dupe kada nestane struje. Svitac.
Menjam sobnu lampu za dvosobnu!
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to SysOp (D)rop Carrier.
MEOW . . . SPLAT . . . RUFF . . . SPLAT . . . (Raining cats & dogs)
Meow" <SPLAT!> "Woof" <SPLAT!> Jeez, it's really raining today.
Mercy, Buckets! (As they say in France)
Message-write macros, Made to Order.
Messages are off-topic in the Tagline Echo.
Metaphors be with you!
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
Micro, Soft Boy!
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only
Midden: a kind of fingerless glove
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc . . .
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code . . .
Mimic the turtle: to get places, it sticks its neck out!
Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup?
Minds, like parachutes, work best when open . . .
Mineri, device i padobranci grese samo jednom
Minnesota DOS: You tink so? (Y)ah sure, you betcha (I) dunno (U)fdah!
Miracle Ear: Ferrengi sex toy.
Mislim da mislim, dakle mislim da postojim.
Mislim da sam videla cica-macu.
Mislim, dakle postojim - rece plavusa i nestade.
Missed by that much.
Missed it by | | <- That much!
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
Missing - presumed married.
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Mistakes/misspellings are fictional: any similarities to real ones are incidental.
Mistakes? I don't make misakes!
Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs.
Mister! Here's your mule!
Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.
Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an "A" in sex class.
Mixed Emotions: Your teenager gets an A in Sex Education.
Mladici bolje bare a devojke bolje mesaju.
Mladost bi trebala biti stedna banka za starost . . . (;)
MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!
Mnogi ljudi ne znaju sta misle dok ne cuju sta govore:)
Mnogi muskarci, kada bi mogli, promenili bi svoje zene.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn
Modem sex begins with a handshake . . .
Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.
Modem. . . . A deterrent to phone solicitors.
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
Modeming's more fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
Modems . . . MOdulator DEModulator . . . MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modems . . . reach out and BYTE someone!
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Moderator . . . Kinda like a SysOp, only more arrogant.
Moderator of the FidoNet STERN-SHOW Conference
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
. . . ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo . . .
Moja zenska je prava kvocka, po ceo dan sedi na jajima !
Molimo pametnije da vise ne popusaju, stanje je kriticno!
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Monday, November 18, 1991 at 4:15 am.
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Mondays - the potholes in the road of life.
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Money is round, it rolls away.
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Money is the root of all evil. Send $20 for more information.
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money is the root of all evil; we all need roots!
Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
Money is the sinews of both love and war.
Money talks - mine always says "Goodbye".
Money: the root of all evil. Roots are important.
MONEY TALKS . . . but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces.
Monolith Mall: My god, it's full of stores!
Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
More means worse. - That include sex??
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH.
Morning: cause for alarm
Moscow in flames, missles headed our way, film at 11
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most people deserve each other! ® -
Most political jokes get elected
Mother turkey to her disobedient children: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send Donations to:
Mozak je ono cime mi mislimo da mozemo da mislimo.
Mozda je pamet na ceni, ali glupost se vise isplati.
Moze, moze . . . Sve moze . . .
Mp "dŠ, šp §d‰, D"wü •dŠ, CTRL xp §d - ® ®
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
Mr C, may I be excused? My brain is full.
Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Mrzim (glupe) tagove . . .
Mrzim rasizam, Crnce i Kineze.
Mrzim sankcije. Mrze i one mene.
Mrzim TagLine!
Mrzim TV skoro koliko i kikiriki, ali ga i dalje jedem (Orson Vels)
Multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once . . .
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
Muskarci su kao kasetofon: kad zakazu - ciste glavu alkoholom.
Mustang Software!! Repeat that and I will wash your mouth
Mutants for nuclear power! }-)
Muzeva je uvek poslednja i glasi: "Da Draga"!!!
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor.
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My bologna has a last name, it's H-O-F-F-A . . .
My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.
My brain is dynamic - please refresh my memory.
My christmas cards this year were all environmentally correct, they were made from recycled christmas trees.
My computer has a virus and can't call in to work today.
My computer NEVER loc
My computer practices Binary Bisexuality!
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My desk is a large wastebasket with drawers and a modem.
My dream is a code waiting to be broken.
My EGO is better than your EGO.
My epitaph: SysOp not buried here. Leave feedback instead?
My girl can't wrestle, but you should see her box.
My God! It's full of stars!
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT
"My homework ate my dog." ― Genetics student
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My how time flies when you're having fun!
My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My life is like a beer commercial.
My life is still in beta testing.
My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused.
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mind is not twisted! . . . It's just bent in several strategic places.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mouse only has one ball . . . .
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My opinions are my own, but sign the right NDAs, pay those royalties on time and in cash, and they may be yours, too.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My other brain's a schizofrenic
My other car is a Red Barchetta
My other car is an Edsel.
My other computer is a +4 . . .
My other computer is a C64.
My other computer is a Cray
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is a VAX.
My other computer is an IMSAI . . . .
My other machine is a Cray III.
My other tag line is a killer!
My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My RAM has 243 K free
My reality check just bounced.
My sex drive had a head crash.
My sexual harrassment policy - 3x a week or I'll start complaining!
My shirt was so tight, the men could hardly breathe!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
My stereo's «-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My SysOp can beat up your SysOp. Phhheeettt
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My tagline can beat up your tagline . . .
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My twit file runneth over.
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Universe - I hate party bashers . . . . . .
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife doesn't have a den; she growls from anywhere.
My wife left me - There IS a God!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
My Windows are closed.
MY SysOp lets me say things like C E N S O R E D
M† r¡s‰, b CTRL t rŠô–s‰ t" sh¡ü . . .
Na svetu ima dve stvari sto smrde kao riba, a jedna od njih je riba.
Na tajnoj vecheri su se zalozili za javnost u radu.
Nadam se da je doprinos doprineo doprinosu.
Najbolje se vidi odozdo gde krov prokishnjava.
Najbolje tri stvari: Cigareta pre, i posle
Najbolji slikari mrtve prirode su fabrike . . .
Najbolji vicevi nisu smeshni.
Najgora stvar u vezi sa cenzurom je .
Najpoznatiji americki general je General Motors
Najvise volim otvorenu devojku u zatvorenoj sobi!!!
NAK NAK Who's there? Î# E ) NO CARRIER
Name:³º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ Rank: º³º ³ºÝ³ Serial No:³º
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
NASCAR ― Where speed excells!
Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca.
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Nazovi me ako ti treba broj mog telefona!
Ne budi sujeveran, snaci ce te nesreca!
Ne bulji ceo dan u monitor ― prosetaj malo!
Ne cujem dobro, ali uhapsicemo i njega!
Ne daj se, Ines. Nije ti se ni majka dala.
Ne gazite travu, pusite je!
Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK, nista se ne cuje!
Ne, ne dizi tu slusal!@#$$%^&* () (*&&^%#@%@#^@# NO CARRIER
Ne pijem, ne pusim, ne jurim ribe, samo pomalo lazem . . .
Ne pijem, ne pusim, ne psujem, u jebote upade mi cigara u pivo!
Ne pusim, ne pijem, ne psujem. Jebote, pade cigara u pivo.
Ne trosi vreme citajuci ovaj Tag, radi nesto pametnije.
Necrophilia means never having to say . . . well, anything.
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Neither rain, nor snow, nor ILin¡¥‘ ¤§ $
Nekada sam bio ljudsko bice, a onda sam dobio modem.
Nekada su ljudi bili blizi jedni drugima. Oruzje je imalo mali domet
Nema demokratije.Nema demok . . . $#*^Ima demokratije! Ima demokratije!
Nema vode, pa nemamo struje . . . Sta li je sled*%^& NO CARRIER
Nemoguce, sve je to Paradoksalno 4.5.
Nemoj da krades ovaj Tag!
Nemoj silom, uzmi veci cekic!
Nemojte da pijete dok vozite! Prosipace vam se pice u krivinama . . .
NEpI CMenN-Ma yla3 ZaBraHjeH?-
Nepotism is relational.
Nerds having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!"
Network management is like trying to herd cats . . .
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never accept beer from a urologist.
Never accept chocolates from a proctologist.
Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup
Never Argue With a Skunk, Porcupine, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
Never have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.
Never hit a man when he's down - always kick him.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never mind the oxygen. This man's a donor.
Never mix water with chocolate.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never order chicken-fried steak in a place that doesn't have a jukebox.
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Never pet a burning dog.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Never running from a real fight' . . . who WROTE that line?!
Never say you know a man until you have divided
Never sleep with anyone crazier than you are.
Never smirk at the judge.
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me" . . . .
Never trust a skinny cook.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity!
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Never use a small word when a complicated phrase will do.
Never verb your nouns.
Never vote for a politician. It only encourages them.
New Book: _How to write a How To book_
New DOS command: ASSPOS.EXE - Assume the position
New male birth control pill! Put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
New Now = Novi Sad
New Pantene Bimbo shampoo, it won't happen overnite but it will happen.
New restaurant on the moon: cool, but no atmosphere . . .
New Technology is Always Priced Just Beyond Your Budget
NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash . . . SysOp Strikes a Directory Tree.
Newton, MA
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Next week, Johnny, we explore the wonders of sex. Bring your sister!
Ni losi ne bi napravili toliko zla.
Nibbles, bits, bytes . . . .great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Nice girl in sight: (G)o, (R)un, (H)urry, (D)o it?
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Nice view from the balcony Mr. King.
Nicija zemlja se najbrze pretrci !
Nickel: Once good for getting the wrong number with.
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!
Nije imao jaja, pa su ga nasadili.
Nije se ogreshio o zakon, vec o izmene i dopune.
Nije sve u textu, ima nesto i u interpretaciji
Nikad ne reci nikad!
Nisam lepa, al' sam zato glupa.
Nisam ni Rambo ni Konan al' bih rado da sednem za volan!
Nishta kume vezbamo za film . . .
Nista je nista - ali ni nesto nije Bog zna sta.
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
No answer is also an answer.
No beer, wine, or liquor will ever touch my lips . . . I use a straw.
No Brain, No Pain.
NO CARRIER
NO COMMENT
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem.
No decorations necessary.
No dolphins were killed to produce this message.
No excuse, really, just a brain made of turnips.
No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes, and redheads!)
No, I never read the documentation
No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.
No main ( ) No Gain!
No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist
No man is an island, but then, no man is a potato salad, either.
No matter what happens, someone always knew it would.
No medicine can cure a vulgar person.
No Money? Problem.
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
No, no, Nurse! I said clean off his SPECTACLES!
No one can stop an earthquake . . . .Shift Happens
No one does as much harm as one going about doing good.
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
No one loves a fat man except his grocer.
No person should govern another without their permission.
No program works the first time you run it.
No raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.
No real problem has a solution . . .
No reason for it; it's just my policy.
*** No Response Required ***
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NO Scotch and sofa! It's gin and platonic for you.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
No tagline!
No Tagline available at this time.
No wanna work . . . Wanna bang on keyboard!
No wonder can last more than three days.
No worry, only Robinson Crusoe got it all done by Friday.
No, you *can't* call 911 now. I'm downloading my mail.
NO New Mail. Leave threatening message for SysOp? (Y/N)
No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a time?!
Noah saved the animals from the flood by ARCing them.
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble.
Nobody can be like me. Even I have trouble doing so.
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the . . . Oh Bugger!
*NOBODY* expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Nobody notices the big errors.
Nobody notices when things go right, and I'm noticed.
Nobody notices when things go right, I'm always noticed.
Nobody notices when things go right.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
Nominate Freeware for the Freeware Hall of Fame
Nominated for Backhanded Compliment of the Year . . .
None of these Taglines were sexist or offensive? Where did I go *WRONG*?
None of you exist. My SysOp types all this in!
Nose and nose on the wire . . . who d'ya _like_?????
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not a morning person' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it . . .
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not all men are fools. Some of them are bachelors.
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity . . .
Not enough disk space? Just use: Assign C = A Format A:
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for sex.
Not now . . . I have to go mow the laundry.
Not now, I have a headache!
Not on your life !
Not one step closer, or I'll drop carrier! I warn you!
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I . . . . .
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Not tonight honey . . . I have a modem
Not* using Qmail DeLuxeý . . . and loving it!
Note: (((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
Note: The light at the end of the tunnel is a dead end with a mirror, reflecting the light you're carrying.
NOTE: Only trained personnel should change the light at the end of the tunnel.
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go worng, go wro
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Nothing Follows ****
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
Nothing is foolproof; fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is more productive than the last minute
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up
Nothing is so useless as a general maxim.
Nothing matters, and what if it did???
Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.
Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
Now about that bridge you sold me . . .
Now Available - hREPORT for GAP BBS!
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
NOW I've put my ear in it!
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix . . .
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
Now is the WIN.ter of our disc contents. ― Bill Gatespear
ti gnivol dna . . . ýexuLeD liamQ gnisu *ton* woN
Now showing in Osaka, Japan
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Now THAT'S entertainment!
Now, THIS is a tagline
Now touch these wires to your tongue!
Now using Qmail DeLuxeý (1.21) . . . and loving it!
Now where did I park my hard drive??
Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?
Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
Now where did I put that nitwit filter?
NOW, you can press the other key to continue . . .
Now you're Laughing
(NR] My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
Nuclear submarines major problem: Whale mating season.
Nuke 'em til they glow, then shoot them in the dark.
Nuke the baby fur whales.
Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus.
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
#12 Fancy. To be sexually attracted to or to desire. Also a tea cake.
# define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare
# exclude <windows.h>
# Make the SysAdmin warm and fuzzy" ― IRIX 5's /etc/rc2
# N@I've done you before, haven't I?
Nuthin' is simple sometimes . . .
Nymphomaniac: A masculine vocabulary term for a woman who wants to (and is able to successfully) do it more often than he does.
Nymphomaniacs like in different men
O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech.
O.K to continue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
Obeseni je ziveo povuceno. Oko vrata.
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
Objects are just data structures with an attitude.
Obozavam da kradem Tagove!
Obrij me majko motornom pilom!
Ocerupana guska ne nosi zlatna jaja.
Ocky: Watch me pull a SysOp out of my hat!
Od biraca nema jebaca " :)))
Od rakije nema bolje zene
Od sexa je jedino bolje . . . bolje . . . hmmm . . . dupli sex?
Odbijanje hrane predstavlja grubo mesanje u rad unutrasnjih organa!!!
Odracuonogkomijedrpiorazmaknicu!
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I'll respect you in the morning. Now roll over.
Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic!
Of course I'm a wizard, son. I've got a tall pointy hat!
Of course I'm open minded! Aren't you?
Of course I'm sane. The voices said so.
Of course my password is the same as my pet's name. My macaw's name is currently Q4_7p%%?^Y!3-9, but I change it every 90 days.
Of course we could 'strike a happy medium'! But then she probably wouldn't be happy anymore.
Of Course I'm open minded! Aren't you?
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ?"¹Üµ› ô
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ß"¹Üµ› ô
OFF-line mail makes SysOps happy.
Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar.
Offuck = Odjebati
Often a clear conscience is just a poor memory
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
Oh, *you're* no fun anymore!
Oh boy . . .
Oh Damn! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone . . .
Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK . . .
Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.
Oh that? He had been playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh Yes Gypsy Fox = Ada Ciganlija
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
OH NO, a worm in my tagline Ü ß Ü ß Ü ß Ü ß Ü ß
OH NO, my hard di?k has become a floppy (sigh)
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies ― AGAIN!!
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace!!!
Ohmygosh! . . . Ugottabekidding . . . . . .
Ok . . . So I'm not very good at thinking up taglines.
Ok, now for a quick backu á&ýž™^1»
OK Dear, I'll turn it off 'IN JUST A MINUTE' [sigh]
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
OK! I admit it. I'm just here for the thrill.
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
Okay SysOps - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo . . .
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez!
Oko za oko - pasta za zube.
Old age and treachery outdo youth and skill.
Old age is better than the alternative.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Old birds are hard to pluck.
Old days: Wine, Women, Song. Now a'days: Coffee, Computers, CD's.
Old enough to know better; . . . too damned young to care!
Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O.
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
On leave from CNN . . .
On the cutting edge of software evolution.
On the face of the place = Na licu mesta
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
On the road of life, there are drivers & passengers . . .
On the subject of SEX: I'm in favor of it.
Onaj ko ignorise istoriju nema ni proslost ni buducnost.
Onaj ko se dobro opravdava cesto nista drugo ne ume.
Onaj ko u razgovoru zadrzava dah naziva se slusalac.
Onaj koji bezi ima 1000 puteva pred sobom, onaj koji ga prati, samo 1.
Once uttered, words run faster than the horses i bet on.
One accurate measurement is worth one thousand opinions
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
One beer gets me drunk . . . usually the 47th.
One crow will not peck out another crow's eyes.
One Disk to rule them all, One Disk to Find them. One Disk to hold the Files and in the Darkness grind them.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
One if by LAN, two if by .C !
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
One legged girls are pushovers
One lie always leads to another.
One man gathers what another man spills . . .
One man's constant is another man's variable.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
One more time . . . Trying Megamail
One never knows, do one?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
One person's <grin> is another's <groan>.
One person's error is another person's data.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor . . .
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
One who objects to being a sex object, probably isn't.
*One* True God? . . . No, I have about 92.
Onfuck = Najebati
Online
ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
Only a test. Had this been an actual tagline . . .
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only they can conquer who believe they can.
Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
Only in English would 'slim chance' = 'fat chance'
Only in your dreams are you really free.
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only the leftists are right anymore.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Only the rich have distant relatives.
Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher.
Only the users like QWK doors and Compucom modems.
Onounce you man & wife!" "Yahoo!!! NO MORE ALIMONY!!!
Oochie-woochie-coochie-coo?'" Spock
Ooh, what a headache . . . <:- (
ÔÔh·¤ ŽC hanks for hanging up, dear.
Ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
Oops, I'm not Scandinavian, sorry.
Oops, used up another helmet today.
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
Open mouth, insert shoe store
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally
Open mouth - Insert foot - Now say something intelligent.
Open mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Open mouth; insert foot; echo internationally . . .
Open the pod bay doors, Hal. Hal . . . ? Hal . . . ?
Open the restroom door HAL, , , , HAL! . . . I'm not kidding, HAL . . .
Open Windows and let bugs in.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in . . .
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor . . .
Operacijom mu je odstranjen mozak, sad moze da vrsi duznost milicajca.
OPERATER ERROR . . . (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot . . .
Operation Rescuers are too ugly to have sex with anyway.
Operator . . . give me the number for 911, quick!
Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am
Opet mi se zaglavio tasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Opinions are like socks ― they smell after awhile
Optical mice have no balls!
Optometrist's office: Eyes examined while u watch
Oral self-stimulation is possible", admitted Tom, swallowing his pride. "I am NOT a gay necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead Earnest.
Oral sex is a matter of taste!
Oriental sex - « hour later you're horny again!
Origin: Don't you DARE touch this tagline! (1:141/356)
Origin of Life? just check my refrigerator . . .
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Originality is undetected plagiarism.
OS/2 2 . . . Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ?????
OS/2 Fat Man in a Slow Car
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
OSI Layers - People don't need to see Paula Abdul.
Osmeh je jedna kriva linija koja moze da ispravi mnoge stvari.
Ostavio sam duvan. Ne bih voleo da me zatvore u celiju za pusace !
Ostrich: He often runs so fast he leaves himself behind.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Otkad je stigao na cilj, ne prestaje da trchi pochasne krugove.
OÚ Ä ¿E Ú¿AÚE 983 - H A J 3 A Ú Ä ¿ ¿ ³/³ P ³/³ /\ ³/³ A !
OUCH! . . . Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper . . .
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
Our Goddess gave Birth to your god
Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
Our safety which art in hollow-point, Hydra-Shok be thy name.
Our streets are clean. People have nothing to throw away. ;))
Our viewers need proof!
Out of Order ― ― ― ― ― ― -
Outside noisy, inside empty.
Ovaj embargo je grozan. Ko ce da izdrzi jos 101 godinu?
Ovaj Tag je ovde greskom. Ne obazirite se na njega.
Ovako lep oktobarski dan nismo imali celog avgusta
Ovde je nekada bio TagLine. Vise ga nema.
Over 5 billion taglines served
Over 72% believe in statistical claims with no given source.
Overdrawn at the memory bank again
Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans.
Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem.
Overweight just sort of snacks up on you.
Overweight? I prefer to say I'm chocolate-enriched.
Ovo je Tag N§1.
Ovo nisam ja napisao.
"Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."
"Ow d'ya know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a NEWT!"
"Ow d'you know 'e's a King?" "'e 'asn't got $&!# all over 'im."
P.S. Your fly is open.
'P' is for PETA who's boycotting this!
Pa jesi li ti normalan, nemoj silom! Uzmi VECI CEKIC!
!ym ho , srood 'n' sredaer 'n' stekcaP ²²²²²
PacQwk? Psssst, vojna tajna . . .
Pade mi kamen sa srca, al' upade u bubreg!
Paederastrian Crossing
Page your SysOp at 3:00am and learn new words.
PAGE: Beep the speaker at the SysOp to see if he's at home.
"Paid off"? What does that mean?
Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
Pala je bomba u obdaniste. Sada ima duplo vise dece :>>
Pandora, get away from that box!!
Pant pant pant> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh MAN! That was SUPER!
Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
Paramedics are patient people.
Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe.
Paranoia is heightened awareness.
Paranoids are never alone.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing . . .
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload
Parenthood - Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Parents: One of the hardships of a minor's life.
Part-time Chocolate Patrol.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL . . . C fills all the gaps!
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Pass with care; driver is a Skoal addict.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly
Passwords? ― We don' need no steenkin passwords!
PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN;C:\ME\USE\OS2
Patience is a virgin.
Patience my ass, I'm going to kill something.
Patience NOW!
Patience ― Wait control
PATIENCE: A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait.
Paul Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
Pave the bay.
PC kuciste je najhigijenskija WC solja. Sve ti oduva ventilator . . .
PC RAID . . . Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
Peace is a commodity of assurance.
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
Pedal to the Metal
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
'Pedorasto', the game for all the family.
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
Pee Wee Herman Tour '91 . . . COMING IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU
PeeWee doesn't want a lawyer.Says he can get himself off.
PeeWee Herman really holds his own in public!
Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Ivan Jackinoff
Pendrek je organ za razmnozavanje zvezda!!!
Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
Penny for your thoughts . . . Hey! I deserve change!
Pentium: A CPU chip aspiring to be a blast furnace.
Pentium instruction of the day: BTW = Branch on Third Wednesday
Pentium instruction of the day: MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
Pentium instruction of the day: RJE: Return Jump and Explode
Pentium is like a box of chocolates. ― Forrest Intel
PentiumSX - Any Pentium machine running Windows.
People are boring. Computers are fun.
People are still having sex.
People are the only creatures with the power of laughter.
People in the passing lane that don't pass will be shot
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who give up smoking live to regret it
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted
People would be alive if there were a death penalty
Perestr•ika . . . Llibertat . . . Demana PAU, au!
Perica - to smo svi mi . . .
Perite ruke, ali i sapun.
Perry Mason for Supreme Court Justice!
Personal Mail DB Manager - Not Just Another Mail Reader!!
PERSONAL COMPUTING . . . A Terminal Disease.
Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
Pets are the soul of the household
Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because
Philadelphia Pa . . . We Bomb our Citizens
Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding.
Philosophical error: Demonstrate the existence of a key to continue.
Phone sex is passe. Phone chocolate is in!
Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Pi R Square? No! Pie R Round-Cornbread R Square!
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared!
Piano Mouth: Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake.
Pick, scrape, roll into a ball, and flick.
Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine! Grawk!" (Parroty error)
Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error!
Pigmy: Canadian slang for Pass the backbacon eh!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Pirated tagline. Contact the author, then the cops and SysOp.
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
Pise "Insert disk #3", a stala su samo dva!
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
Pitchfork (n.): tool used to unload dead babies from boxcars
Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies
Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass.
PKUNZIP? What, is my fly down?
Place in Reader's Mind, Light Fuse, Get Away. Do Not Hold in Hand.
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Plan to be more spontaneous.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Planned parenthood ― - the impossible dream.
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
Plano? They have computers in Plano?????
Plate. Shrimp. Plate of shrimp. I tell ya, it's weird.
Play it Again, Sam
Playing around with DeLuxeý is real fun!
Playing the fool and winning.
Please affix a first class postage stamp to your next message.
Please check your sexuality at the door. Okay ― I checked. But if you don't trust me, you're welcome to check it yourself.
Please check your sexuality at the door. Okay ― I checked, it's there.
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this.
Please Don't Honk; I can only go Warp 4
Please Hold . . .
Please leave deposit in appropriate bank . . .
Please let me know if you did not receive this message.
Please Mr. SysOp . . . I want some more . . .
Please put all complaints in this box. [ ] Write ledgibly.
Please reply if you don't see this tagline.
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your SysOp
Please return stewardess to the original upright position.
Please say it isn't so!!!
Please Stand By . . . . . .
Please stop picking your nose and reply to this message.
Please wait . . . SysOp has exited to DOS . . .
Please wait ONE HOUR before replying . . .
PLEASE STAND-BY: SysOp HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS . . . (TAKING A LEAK)
Please! Do not break character!
Please! Take my word for it.
Pleased to chat with you!
Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
PMDBM - If it can be simplified, it will be!!
PMDBM - Tomorrow's standard in Offline Mail handlers.
Poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty
Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips.
Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
Poker rules supplement: A .44 Magnum beats 4 aces.
==/==/==/== Police Tagline ==/== Do Not Cross ==/==/==/==
Policy does not imply that sanity is a SysOp requirement.
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.
Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
Polygamy's OK, as long as it's kept in the family.
Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into a dark hole.
Poprxvite mi txstxturu - jx kxd hocu dx otkucxm "x", onx otkucx "x".
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
Pornography = art. Or is it sexual harassment?
Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.
Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Posle 4 piva pocinjem da shvatam sustinu sveta.
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Postscript, . . . Prescript, . . . what's the difference?
Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
Potok tece tok tok tok, ja se gojim grok grok grok
Potrzebie!
Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your lot.
Power attracts the corruptable.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Power is an illusion; only stupidity is real.
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Practice Safe Hex ― BackUp Your Hard Drive . . .
Praise "Bob" and pass the 'frop!
Praise GNU from whom all blessings flow
Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.
Pravac zatvor bez prolaska kroz Napred®!
PRAVI LJUDI NA PRAVA MESTA (GDE NACI TOLKE ZATVORE)
Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!
Pre pustanja jezika u pogon, proveri da li ti je mozak ukljucen.
Precinct toilets stolen! Police have nothing to go on.
Predestination was doomed from the beginning.
Preljuba: dvoje pogresnih ljudi rade pravu stvar.
Prema zadnjim procenama, preko 67% statisticara gresi.
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Preserve an endangered species: Female SysOps
Preserve wildlife . . . pickle a squirrel.
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Press (g) to garble or (e) to encrypt with unknown key.
Press < CTRL >-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue . . .
Press ALT-H to see new games.
Press any key . . . NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!
Press any key . . . OK, I'll press this big red one°%&Í•é?¨
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press F1 to Reboot
Press the "any key" to continue.
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Prevent AIDS in your computer; practice safe hex.
Prevention is better than cure.
Prijateljstvo je jedina ruza bez trnja.
Printer paper is strongest at the perforation
Printf ("This is a tagline . . . "); printf ("\nThis is your br
PrintPlus Super file printing and More!
Prison: Three squares a day, cable-TV, & a law library
Pritisnite ALT+A za nastavak
Pro Choice!
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Pro-Lifers insist on labouring over a misconception.
Procitajte jos jedanput, ovo je prava stvar, veliki hit . . .
Procomm changed my life. . . . I used it to get Telix.
Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting . . . Tomorrow
Procrastination day is tomarrow . . . or the next day
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
Procrastinators UNITE . . . tomorrow.
Proctologists have tunnel vision.
Prodajem vibrator sa MARSHALL pojacalom !
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
Program Runs Great; Batteries Not Included.
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Programmer on Computer
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it.
Programming, n: A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
Programs are available in two types. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Prokockali su poverenje . . . U igri s nama.
Proleteri svih zemalja - izvinite. Vas Marks.
Promenio bih ja svet, samo da mi daju source kod . . .
PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!
Pronoun: a noun that lost its amateur status
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
Prosipa gluposti.Da bi se vratio po tragu.
Prosla su srecna vremena kad je Vlada mogla da pobegne samo 1 avionom
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Protecto Brand seat covers, the industry standard.
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired . . .
Provokacije? A? Dobro. Pustam pingvine!
Prsluk je odeca koju dete oblaci kad njegovoj majci postane hladno.
Prune: A plum that has seen better days.
Prunes are fickle - They'll run out on you!
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Prva noc na vesalima je najgora.
Prva zena u svemiru bila je Lajka
Prvo nam uzese vodu, sada struju . . . Pitam se, sta li je sledNO CARRI
Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Psychiatrists say that 1 out of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychic Con: You know where and when
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
PTT je inace jedna jako divna org@&^$@#^$ NO CARRIER
Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas.
Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house
Punishment for not answering: Sex with Lorena Bobbitt.
Puns are bad, but Poetry is verse.
Puns are for groan ups. Its the punetentiary for you.
Pusenje ili zdravlje. Odlucite sami.
Push the envelope? I just want to print one!
Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!
Put off procrastinating till a later time.
Put on your seatbelt . . . I wanna try something . . .
Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new.
Put the dog out? Is it on fire?
Put two pennies in pocket . . . they'll breed.
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY . . . I'm quitting NOW!
Pyromaniacs of the World, Ignite!
Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Qmodem changed my life . . . I used it to get Telix.
Qmodem . . . comm program gone paperweight . . .
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs!
Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.
Queen bee ― the power behind the drone.
Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
(? ???? ??????, ? ?? ????? ?????)
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
Quien con perros se acuesta con pulgas se levanta.
Quien da el pan impone la ley.
Quiet" . . . is an impossibility these days . . .
Quod Erat Demonstrandum y'all . . .
Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts."
Quoth the Raven: NO CARRIER
Qute programers use Qedit.
Qu‚?
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
R CTRL HT™B HW v CTRL s¤Šôô" ‚b t'ü„‡ CTRL " ¹¹¹
R/O Capable
R Tape loading error
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.E.M. Out Of Time
R CTRL HT™B HW v CTRL s¤Šôô" ‚b t'ü„‡ CTRL " ¹¹¹
Racunari nisu inteligentni. Oni samo misle da jesu.
Racunari su alatke, ali Amiga je instrument.
Radi bolje ako ga ukljucis!
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive halibut makes great fission chips!
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
Rado sedaju za okrugli sto. I ne ustaju dok sve ne pojedu
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists.
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
Ramble on . . .
Random order is an oxymoron.
" " " " " (Random Quotes)
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron . . . .
Raphael must be home. The modem is still warm.
Raskiselishelimiseopancisavazdushnidjon !!!
Ratovacemo sa Amerikom. Najzad dostojan protivnik!!!
RBBS?
Rdja ima sjajnu proshlost.
RE-FORMAT HARDDRIVE (Y/N)?N FORMATTING C:
Reach out and BYTE someone!
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Read "Overpopulation in China" by We Fuckum Young.
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Read my lips . . . No more cows, man.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite . . .
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Read them,' said the King.
Reader not found, please notify tagline.
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Real ANSI Artists use EDLIN . . .
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real life? This IS real life.
Real love stories never have endings.
Real men don't have floppy disks.
Real men don't use thesauri
Real men write self-modifying code
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
REAL programmers use undocumented DOS calls
REAL SysOps disconnect the Speaker!
REAL women don't deflate when you bite them.
Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream!
Reality: A disease caused by alcohol deficiency.
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality has taken precedence over virtuality!
Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality is for those who lack imagination.
Reality is just a crutch for those who cannot handle Science Fiction!
Reality is just another illusion.
Reality is ok - just don't make a habit of it.
Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality.Sys corrupted ― Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
REALITY.SYS corrupted, unable to recover universe
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
Reality? We don't got to show you no steenkin Reality!
Really get stoned, drink wet cement.
Really honey . . . . just 1 more message.
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an Aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning
Rebel without a clue
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.
Recursion, n.: see recursion.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recycle . . . It saves money and the world.
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Recyclers do it over and over!
Red giant seeking white dwarf for binary relationship.
Redskins like your skin for a coat skin . . .
Redundancy is prohibitively disallowed again.
Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regards, Doug
Registering Dý would be an easier & smarter idea!
Relax. It's only ones and zeroes.
Relay THIS, fella!
Religion creates people who can fill the blue collar jobs
Religion is the future tense of fear
Religion is what you're told; spirituality is what you learn
Religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism!
Religion . . . Probably kills more than it saves!!!
Religion: Organized intolerance.
Religion: The Joy of Sects
Religion: The bully's excuse for picking on the wimp
Religious Error (A)tone, (R)epent. (I)mmolate
Religious Error: (I)gnore, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan
Religious discussions make my hair hurt.
Religious education is an oxymoron
Religious fanaticism & hatred are a world-devouring fire
Religious fanatics didn't buy the 21st Century Republican Party because it was virtuous . . . they bought it because it was for sale.
Religious groups should stay out of politics, or be taxed!
Religious organizations are ipso facto political
Religious peddlers will be hideously martyred.
Religious people believe you haven't lived until you die.
Remember . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wherever you go, there you are.
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remember, even if you win the rat race; you're still a rat
Remember, Murphy is out there . . . .waiting.
Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a SysOp is watching you.
REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
Remember, the end never justifies the meanness.
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember to thank your SysOp on occasion!
Remember when "safe sex" was not getting caught in the act?
Remember when 'safe sex' used to mean putting the car in Park?
Remember when 'safe sex' was a padded headboard ?!!!
Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was deadly?
Remember when sex was safe and skydiving dangerous?
Remember when unsafe sex was being caught in the act?
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember you are unique. . . . Just like everyone else.
Remember - you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp.
Remember, you read it here first.
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
Replace my True Blue PC (PreXT)???? Forget it!
Replace your sex drive with a disk drive: become a SysOp!
Reporter: "Mr. Gandhi, what do you think about Western Civilization?" Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea."
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
Requirement not stated for Windows or MS-DOS 6.0: Barf bag
Reregistered Evaluation Fancy Tagline
Reset or not to reset - that is the question.
Resistance is fertile.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.
Respect you in the morning? I don't respect you *NOW*!
Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs.
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Return ((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush ()));
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Rick for President!
Riped Tag: Devoid of trite aphorisms
Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls
Rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
Robinson Crusoe - only one who ever got everything done by Friday!
Robo is not a COP!!
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho, ho, ho!!
Robocomm and Speed are all we need! .ú ú.
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." *THUMP*
ROM wasn't built in a day!
Roman u nastavcima "Rat i mir" nastavice se u sledecoj Tagliniji.
Ron Freimuth
Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents.
Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens.
Round numbers are always false.
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx, e^^x dx;sec, cos, tan, sin, 3.14159 . . .
RTFM? As if I didn't have enough to do!
RTFM? I'm too busy trying to make this thing work!
Ruka ruku mije, a pesnica bije.
Rule 5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rumenka, fundamentalno obrati paznju na ponasanje !!!
Run Time ERROR #485728403 . . . SysOp Obviously Crazy.
Runaway Hair = Bezanijska Kosa
Running Windows is better than washing them.
Runtime ERROR #006D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Runtime ERROR* . . . Should I walk? (Y/N)
Rupe u ozonu su dokaz da ni Zemlja nije vise nevina.
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
" " " " " " " " " " < Rush Limbaugh thinking
" " " " " " " " " " < ― Rush Limbaugh's listeners
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys
Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home!
S}{ -Ý ´][ . . . _iSß ßäé» () -Ýä á-ËS Rä ¸Ú¿s . . .
Sacekaj samo malo, da napunim bacac plamena. ©
Sacuvaj me Boze od prijatelja, od neprijatelja cu sam . . .
Sada krivim sudbinu, sto ja volim zenu zelenu :)
Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out.
Saddam wins the toss . . . and elects to receive
SADDAM SPELLED BACKWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry
Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?!?"
Safe sex, the next best thing to being there.
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Said @F, forgetting his lines," said @F, forgetting his lines
" ", said Bob blankly.
" ", said Orville blankly.
" ", said Tom blankly.
" !" said Tom while banging his head.
++++++++", Said she additively.
Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
Sale on Sausage!!!
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Sam "SLED" Wilmott is alive/living in Ottawa, Ont
Same to you and whatever you meant by that!
Samo mrtav virus je dobar virus.
Samo se ti smej komsija, videces ti kad tebi crkne krava!
San Diego'S Know Ware BBS ™ Node-4
San je kad ti se ispise CONNECT ISDN! Da li bi to ispisao?
Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
Sanity is madness put to good use.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Sarah Is An Ox City = Sarajevo
Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!!
Saturday City = Subotica
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
Save a Tree! Stop Reading DSZ Dox!
Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
Save on toilet paper . . . use both sides!
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save the Earth - kill a lawyer.
Save the Earths - there are four to collect
Save the kids! Trade them for valuable prizes!
Save the Trees! Stop Reading QModem Dox!
Save the Whales . . . harpoon a rap group
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the Whales. Feed the hungry. Free the mallocs.
Save the Whales. Trade them at church!
Save the Whales; collect the whole set!
Save this tagline. It may become valuable.
Save trees - do everything online
Save trees, eat beavers.
Save your breath for your inflatable date.
Say 5 x fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.
Say 95*, Wish I Never Ditched Other Working Software.
Say goodnight, Dick.
Say goodnight, Gracie.
Say, why don't you let some bugs in, open Windows95.
SÇ? µ ´][ . . . Ü-s î \Ý () Ë ´ä b- sËRî ¸Ú¿S . . .
Scenery is here . . . Wish you were nice.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Schizophrenia beats SysOping alone.
Schizophrenia means never having to go "stag"
"Schizophrenic?' No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative . . . '"
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scixelsyd of the world, Etinu!
Screw everybody but ourselves. Screw each other once we get bored.
Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to. :- (
Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable; mutate the immutable.
Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.
Scuze'a
SǶ µ ´][ . . . Ü-s î \Ý () Ë ´ä b- sËRî ¸Ú¿S . . .
Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato.
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
Sects! Sects! Sects! . . . is that all you monks ever think about?
Security is a game but the final goal is never reached.
See here now . . .
See next tagline.
See other side.
See the FREEFALL Sex Taglines, by John Torpey!
See? I can be serious once in a great while!!
Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing.
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
"Seek ERROR?" ― Who told it to look for anything?
Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought.
Seek professional help.
Seeking to know is only too often learning to doubt.
. . . seems to be a couple of sandwiches shy of a picnic.
Seen on a toilet wall: "HEISENBERG MAY HAVE BEEN HERE"
Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.
Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon
Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.
Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing.
Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!!
Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.
Seminar For Women: Men Can Have Bad Days Too.
Seminar o putovanju kroz vreme ce biti odrzan prekjuce.
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Send lawyers, guns and money.
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Serfs up - Spartacus.
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 12:01 AM.
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
Sesto culo kod muskaraca je ― - krevet . . .
Set a course for the second star on the right
"Set phasers on Cajun Style."
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[‚^\e*
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEONETHATCRASHED
Sex . . . and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sex after 80 is like shooting pool with a rope.
Sex and chocolate: better together than separate!
Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing!
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex drives me crazy! Others too!
Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime . . . Don't ya just love Congress
Sex, Drugs, and Crime . . . God, I love Congress.
Sex in space, what a concept!
Sex instructor, first lesson free.
Sex is *the* monster in the box.
Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex is a real attention grabber.
Sex is better than logic. You can't PROVE it, but it is!
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!
Sex is natural (unless you do it right . . . )
Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. < ― Sounds raunchy! ― >
Sex is nobody's business except the ~three people involved.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is only the business of the pile of people involved.
Sex IS dirty . . . If you're doing it right.
Sex isn't the answer . . . Sex is the question . . . YES is the answer
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
Sex je revolucija u kojoj nevini prolivaju krv !
Sex: Male ( ) Female ( ) Not Enough (X)
Sex on television can't hurt you ― unless you fall off.
Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, unless you fall off.
Sex or chocolate: which is better?
Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridiculous
Sex relieves tension. Love makes tension.
Sex should be friendly.
Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex ― when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
SEX! Now that I have your attention!
Sex's evil, evil's sin, sin's forgiven, so let it begin!
SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y) (N)
Sexist . . . Me??? Hell no!!! Some of my best friends are Bimbos.
Sexist??!! No! I'm just a hyperbiped.
Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous.
Sexy: Uses feather. Kinky: Uses entire chicken.
Sexy women are nature's way of saying "keep it up!"
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.
Shakespear, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
Shakka, when the walls fell
Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Shareable Software International, Shareware Publishers
Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!
Shareware girls - try for 30 days, then legalise or quit.
Shareware - it only works if you pay.
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school!
Sharewear (n.) ― Used clothing.
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.
She laments, . . . her husband goes this morning a-birding.
She offered her Honour, . . . He honoured her Offer, . . . and he was offer and oner all night!
She really rocks me with those Penthouse Eyes
She sells C shells.
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.
She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure.
She was only a telegrapher's daughter, but she DI DIT DI DIT DI DIT.
She's a Witch! Burn her!
She's a Witch! Run away! Run away!!!
She's independent, but that depends of my decision.
She's no fun, she fell right over . . .
She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight . . .
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Shell to DOS . . . .come in DOS.
Shell to DOS . . . .Come in DOS . . . .Do you copy? <groan>
Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy?
Shh . . . Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
Shhhhhh . . . the topic cops are coming
Shift key/ never heard of it1111
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Should 'anal retentive' have a hyphen? ― unidentified passing t-shirt
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court?
Show Girl: she's more show than girl.
Shto mi sve ovo nekako poznato zvuchi . . . ;)
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Shut-up! Mine does!!!
Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit.
Sida je pticija bolest. Preko seve, prelazi sa cavke na patku.
Sigmund Freud slipped here.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Sign here: X______________________________.
Sign on a bathroom door) "We aim to please, you aim too please"
Sign said "SLOW CHILDREN." How Sad for the neighborhood!
Silence is more eloquent at times than words.
Silli Rabbi, kicks are for trids!
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit . . . . . . QWKs are for QWKidds.
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean.
Silver Xpress makes it's motion picture debut as the "The Emailator"!
Sima Kosmos iz dalekog svemira i explozivni svemirski modulator
Simon says stand up! Simon says sit down! Format drive C:! Ha! Gotcha!
Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
Sin sin á = -1:2 (cos ( + á) - cos ( - á))
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan?
Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
Since you put it that way . . .
Sine, izvini. Epruveta je bila klizava!!!
Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out.
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf
Situation normal - all fucked up!
Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
Sklonite se sa vrata, jos ima mesta u sredini . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Skola je krenula na vreme- jos samo da mi to uradimo.
Skydiving . . . . . . Good to the last drop! (> ― -A12006 ― 0]-<
Skydiving 100% pure adrenaline! (> ― A12006 ― O]-< X
Slava udara u glavu. Zna gde je otpor najmanji . . .
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Slaves needed . . . volunteer now!
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!
(((((SLEEP))))) (((((WITH))))) (((((ME)))))
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
Sloboda je kip u njujorskoj luci.
Slusaj momce, voleli bismo tebe da vidimo da iz prvog pokusaja 3, 3
Small Before = Malopre
Small programs are for small minds.
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Smart Reading for Smart Readers
Smejem se, a plakao bih . . .
Smesi se . . . Sutra ce biti jos gore.
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to . . .
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Smrt fashizmu, Sloboda-Radnichki 1:0 . . .
Smurf sex . . . f*** till you're blue in the face
Snake stalking person: <:÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ -
Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected
Snort!> Now THAT's a creative argument.
Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
So be it.
So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind!
So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop.
So hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
So, I hear you're into molinology . . .
So if she weighs the same as a duck . . .
So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So many conferences . . . so little time . . .
So many meetings . . . so little time . . .
So many messages . . . so little time . . .
So many pedestrians . . . so little time . . .
So many programs . . . .so little time . . . .
So many readers . . . so little time . . .
So many taglines . . . so little time . . .
So mote it be.
So now it ends.
So that's all there is!
So what if I am a modem junky?
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
So you stole my tagline, don't worry we'll make more!
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
So1 i cab qtyp 3)) wordz epr mibnut roo!
Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
Sodom! For Gomorrah we die.
Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software, hardware, ― is that you talking Sigmund?
Software independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Software is never having to say you're done
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Solar-powered flashlight?
Sold by weight, not by volume.
Solid, liquid, and gas. The three states of a burrito.
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
Solve the problems and save you worries!
Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.
Some are born blonde, others have to dye first.
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.
Some assembly required.
Some cures are worse than the disease.
Some do, some don't
Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.
Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
Some one of these days, you're gonna miss me
Some parts of the Abramic Bible are stranger than Truth
Some people carve careers, others chisel them
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some persons will stop at nothing when it comes to giving
Some settling may have occurred in shipping.
Some taglines SHOULD be turned off í ÷ó
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result.
Somebody's ultimate mail reader is coming soon!
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Someday your prints will come. ― Kodak
Somehow you taunted an installation procedure!
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Something wonderful has happened! . . .
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Sometimes silence is not golden, it's yellow.
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes you just gotta say "What the Fuck!"
Sometimes you just have to say "What the Fuck!"
Sometimes you win, . . . sometimes you lose, . . . sometimes you just break even.
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
Sometimes Your Unconscious Is Truer to you than Your Conscious Mind
Sonny Bono wore khakis.
(Sopisa):
Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you to understand.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Sorry, I don't do Windows.
Sorry, my call waiting is activated and I'm waiting
Sorry, no tagline today!
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who cares!
Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who gives a shit!
Sound Advice, QModem, Deluxeý, QEdit, & ME. Whata team
Soybeans and dildos are meat substitutes.
Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US.
Spaghetti code = job security.
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it. Spam!
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky . . .
Spartanske majke su govorile kcerkama: Sa njim ili na njemu
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Speed Kills! Switch to Windows . . . . . . . . .
Speed Limit on Highway 69: Lickety Split.
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels . . .
Spindle & Mutilate. See if I care.
Spiritual Truth through Superior Mail Reading
Spiritual Truth thru Superior WeaponsÍÍÍÍ
Split the messages, and they will disagree!
Spoken like a true smartass.
Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.
Spring makes everything young again except humans.
Squeeze me gently. I'm under a LOT of pressure.
Squeeze Me Hard!!!! I Work Better Under Pressure . . . .
Srbija gladovati nece!
Srbija se saginjati nece!
Srbija se smrzavati nece.
Srecan ti 1. rodjendan sine, ziveo mi jos toliko!!
SSHHH!!! That was supposed to be a secret!!!
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
Sta ima cetiri noge i ruku? Srecni pitbul.
Sta ima cetiri noge i ruku? Zadovoljni Pit Bull . . .
Sta je aMIGA? Tetris za poneti sa internim flopijem.
Sta je gore od "Deponije"? Urednistvo "Deponije", naravno! :)
Sta se cuje kad policajac upadne u vodu? GLUP!
Stagecoach ― Drama teacher
Stalno Slusam Samo Slovo S!
Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
Standard are industry's way of codifying obsolescence.
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
Stanislave stoko seljacka, kad ces nauciti da pijes kafu?
Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: <fill in the blank>
Stationary mice have bigger balls. ©1991
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal this Tag Line.
Stealth condoms: they'll never see you coming . . .
Stealth Tagline: .<-
Step on no pets!
STEP 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps . . . .
Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work.
Sticks and stones may break my bones . . . but whips and chains excite me!
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm . . .
"Still shackled to the shadow that followed you . . . "
Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery
Stone me, stain me, Make me read Tribble Taglines
Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!!
Stop picking your nose and goto the next message.
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline ©
Stop while you're a Thread . . . . . .
Stove Top? I'm stayin'!
Stranacko telo je opasno ako ti upadne u oko.
Strange but not a stranger . . .
Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen!!
Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
STRESS ― Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
Strike any user when ready . . .
Strip mining prevents forests.
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
Stumparske griske su noizbazne.
Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark.
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit.
Subtle as a flying mallet.
Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.
Sudite mu posteno, pa da ga streljamo.
Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute For The Sexually Gifted.
Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
Supljoglavi uvek isplivaju na povrsinu.
Support DAMM ― Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support Free Trade . . . Smuggle!
Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices!
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your local AAAAA!
Support your local SysOp
Support your right to bare arms! Wear short sleeves
Sure, It's Sexist! But It's True, Too! Oh, Call Me . . .
Sure you could kick my ass . . . problem is gettin' me off it.
Surly to bed, and surly to rise.
Surrender Dorothy!
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Svako ima fotografsko secanje. Ali neki nemaju film.
Sve je gotovo! Mozemo pocheti!
Sve je pocelo u Jajcu, a onda je otislu u k***c . . .
Sve ribe se odusevljavaju kitom . . .
Svega ovog ne bi bilo da je Pera otisao pravo u policiju.
Svega ovoga ne bi bilo da je Pera otisao pravo u policiju
Svi moji su partizani . . . iz '46-te
Svi smo mi ludi. To nas drzi normalnima.
Svi smo postali od majmuna. Neki ranije, neki kasnije.
Svi veliki diktatori imali su peticu iz vladanja!
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum.
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. NO SysOps!
SWM ex-con, flatulant, seeks SWF 12-16, to trim body hair . . .
Swords into Ploughs? Wouldn't they be kinda small?
SX = Sexually eXtinct, also known as neutered, ergo an SX.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else
SysOp ('sih sop) n. - the guy laughing at your typing
SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp: A person who likes watching others use his computer.
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept.
SysOp HAS SHELLED TO DOS> @#%^#& NO CARRIER
SysOp Justification No.1: Because I'm the SysOp; that's why!
SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy.
SysOp not found! Please notify computer.
SysOp: Person with a parity error between the ears.
SysOp: pupa stage of a Moderator.
SysOp: requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode.
SysOp: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
SysOp: stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
SysOp: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
SysOp: trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press <G>!
SysOp: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
SysOp: stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
SysOp: The guy that is laughing at your typing!
SysOp: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
SysOp! Your BBS gave me a "Printer Out Of Paper" error!
SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!
SysOping Law #1: New users always find the glitch.
SysOping makes you fat.
SysOping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
SysOping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
SysOping: Not just an adventure, it's a job . . .
SysOps are guilty of baudy behavior.
SysOps do it moderately.
SysOps don't do drugs. They're naturally paranoid.
SysOps like to watch.
SysOps must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
SysOps never sleep!
SysOps will take you to disk.
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue . . .
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
T "d t'¤d‹d CTRL . . . ‚m ‰m lb t'ü"D
T H E F T R E S I S T A N T T A G L I N E !
T-A+G-L-I+N-E ― +M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+ ― G-A+U-G-E ― .
T-Shirt saying: Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma.
T*chno & Funk & Fo*k & . . . SUCKS!
TA¼G L I¼N E ¼F R O¼M » H¼E L L ¼é » ¼
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Tact is for weenies.
Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Tag . . . You're it!
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Tag - Your it! How childish . . .
Tag za SysOp-a: NE ZABORAVI NA BACKUP!
Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)
Tagline bees! . . . . . Quick Mom, the Raid!
Tagline Debris \o., @o.+:"/~!v < ― ― ―
Tagline debris. \ oú, .Ú:"/ v ®ÄÄÄÄÄ
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline Disabled
Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner.
Tagline Loading Err&*^I%@!%&!#@^%@%* (!*^!^
Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Tagline not found: Please notify your SysOp!
Tagline theft isn't a crime, it's an Art.
Tagline usidren za poruku ÄÄÄ}
Tagline Wrestling - "I stole it FIRST!" "No, it's MINE!!"
Tagline, You're it!
TagLine Super Plus Pro Gold Expert II Version 1.00á
*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
TAGLINE IS THEFTPROOF TO ANYONE SMARTER THAN ME.
TAGLINE : Nemam vise ideja za tagline . . . .
TagLine. Haaaaa . . . I kill me . . . TagLine dead . . .
TagLine. Haaaaa.. I kill me.. TagLine dead . . .
Tagline?
Tagline? Is that a kid's game?
Taglines are a waste of time. Take this one, for example - it makes no sense at all.
Taglines are for idiots.
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and still have!
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines Suck.
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm . . . "
Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"
Taglines wanted!
Taglines were discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls!
TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On Geraldo!
Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines
Take a SysOp to lunch, he's probably broke.
Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors.
Take me to your reader.
Take my advice . . . . . . I'm not using it anyway!
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x . . .
Take two crows and caw me in the morning
Take two Taglines and call me in the morning.
TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SysOp (((((
Takeoffs == landings) ? win () : lose ()
Tako treba! . . . * <N>
Talgine - the pain of a misspelled tagline.
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer . . .
Talk to God; dial IME-LVIS
Talking is another disease of age.
Tasta na kineskom: cim cim dalje tim tim bolje.
Taste first, ask questions later . . .
TA¼G L I¼N E ¼F R O¼M » H¼E L L ¼É » ¼
Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever.
Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.
Teamwork is vital. It gives you someone to blame.
Tease me, taste me, treat me . . . in other words . . . make me purr! . . .
Tech Support Help Is Just A Busy Signal Away.
TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights.
Teenagers are punishment for enjoying sex!!
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
Tek kad sam upalio racunar, shvatio sam da sam ga ugasio.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Tell it to the Judge
Temporary SysOp access granted!
Tentacles are taking over the world and now the toilet's backed up!
Terra incognita. [Lat.]
Terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side . . .
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Tesko je naci crnca u tamnoj sobi . . .
Tesko je podnela SLAVU.Prejela se . . .
Test test test and retest
Testing One . . . Fiftythree . . . fortytwo . . .
Texans just do it. She it!
Tg ( + á) = (tg + tg á): (1 - tg tg á)
Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Thank God for SysOps! But why do they DO IT?
Thank you for not mooning your checkout girl.
Thank you for reading this message!
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
Thank you.
Thanks for the tagline. :-)
Thanks, SysOps >>>>>
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
That feels . . . so gooo . . . OOOHHH, Gawd!, @TOFIRST@ ejaculated.
That feels . . . so gooo . . . OOOHHH, Gawd!, Tom ejaculated.
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
That ILink Net goes down more often than a $2 whore.
That is why I am your King!
That makes a woman happy? Mail packets & Chocolate!
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
That was definitely the LAST bug!
That was then, this is now.
"That was Zen. . . . This is Dao.
That would be telling.
That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?
That's about the sum of it.
That's Bond, . . . James Bond, . . . double-oh-seven.
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not a bug. It's an undocumented feature!
That's not line noise ― my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's odd ― I had a tagline when I came in here . . .
That's okay, my mother didn't want me either!
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
That's the last file conversion. Now for a bac‹"ƒ•
That's the last time I pet a lion said Tom offhandedly.
That's what I get for writing this shit sober.
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The agony of delete . . .
The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the bmeat.
The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten years.
The Answer is 42
The Apple Capital - Yakima, Washington
The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.
The average person has one ball and one tit.
The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
The Basics: A beer, a blonde, & a boob tube
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The best armor is to keep out of range.
The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
The best things in life aren't things.
The best topping for really HOT sex is . . . Tabasco!
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
The best way to accelerate an Amiga is at -9.81 m/sý.
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
The Best Prophet of The Future is The Past
The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.
The bold print giveth and the small print taketh away
The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this lousy tagline.
The boss is always right.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn't stop until you get to work.
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
The byte is mightier than the bite.
The Caldecott Tunnel has less traffic than that vagina.
The cautious seldom err.
The characters in this message are recyclable
The check is in the mail!
The checksum is one word, the sum of all the bytes from byte 37 to the last byte before the checksum, modulo 2^16-1 to fit in one word.
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
The child had every toy his father wanted.
The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake.
The city is not a concrete jungle. It is a human zoo.
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
The computer made me do it; HONEST!
The conspiracy you've uncovered is just a front for the REAL conspiracy.
The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
The cost of feathers has risen . . . Now even DOWN is up!
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
The course of true anything never does run smooth.
The curtains flew and then He appeared . . .
The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day.
The day M$ does something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner!
The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.
The days are just packed.
The days of the digital watch are numbered
The Definition of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
The Devil made me do it. Ú ¿ Ú ¿
The discontented man finds no easy chair.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The early worm deserves the bird
The early worm gets the bird.<